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bonitta wrote:

sauron wrote:1) Lots of baby lotion
2) Lots of corn
3) Jeevan

*caugh* r u sure bout the third point???






bang bang

Didn't realise you were an item Guess I'd better take a bulletproof vest instead of the corn.
Btw, who's the other gun for?

1) Lots of baby lotion 2) Lots of corn 3) Jeevan :oops: :oops: :P :shock: :shock: why would u want to take me Cos you make me laugh and you wouldn't agonise about your hair falling out! LOL make u laugh i can,and falling hair part its a difficult task to shave it twice a week :lol: We could also us...

:twisted: ..I feel its jut a knee jerk reaction to the problem....As the papers have been reporting traffic problems a lot, according to the all powerfuls this doesnt reflect good.... I would have still like the other systems namely public transport, infrastructure to be in place before they impose...

The art of thread hijacking in a nutshell : cricket. You're LBW, xibit.

bonitta wrote:

sauron wrote:

bonitta wrote:

sauron wrote:1) Lots of baby lotion
2) Lots of corn
3) Jeevan

Btw, who's the other gun for?

will play with it

Russian Roulette?

^^^ So they do suffer from it too? Ah, revenge is sweet.

Once your heart is broken...no point punishing or doing anything...nothing you do will bring back time and undo the damage....The damage has already been done...thats that.... What you could do is focus more on getting yourself togather.... Hearts dont brake...they only grow weaker or stronger........

Cricket? One of these days I'm going to have to sit down and have someone explain to me the game in details. Cricket is no where on the map here in North America. Footy and rugby are still miniscule too although gaining more steam all the time. Hey Giggsy, Try out this link; http://www.cs.purdue.ed...

It's already such a pain getting to Dubai from Sharjah-this just seems like yet one more obstacle. But rumour has it here that Sharjah has paid off its debt to KSA and that the 'dry' laws are gonna be revoked.
Maybe the traffic is gonna start moving in the opposite direction.

^^^ Looks like you are not the only one heading up the steps of the retirement home, Sage!

^ian^ wrote:

scot1870 wrote:Roll on a smoke ban, it's for the good of everyone.

Speak for yourself.

Ban non-smokers. Most irritating bunch of tards around.

+1 And ex-smokers are the worst of the lot.

I've had a sudden flurry of emails from people I've never heard of saying they've requested to add me to their friends' list in Facebook. I've heard of it, but I've never accessed it, so how are they getting my address?
Why does it seem so popular and why is access denied here?

Roll on a smoke ban, it's for the good of everyone. Speak for yourself. Ban non-smokers. Most irritating bunch of tards around. +1 And ex-smokers are the worst of the lot. :x seems ur a heavy smoker :) i just realised what smoking has done to me couldnt run 500 mts at a stretch and at one time i us...

^^^ Tut! Tut! Such a tease.....

Brilliant! Sounds a bit like the rules for Fight Club. Thanks for the demysitification.

Great comeback for the ladies.

gtmash wrote:

sauron wrote:
I wanna stop, but sanctimonious reformed smokers irritate me. Grrrrrrrrr.........gimme another fag.

Try a gay bar.

So that's where you hang out.

Yes, I've heard. 38 - 24 - 38.....

and that's just her waist size.

Fun for him, maybe. Hey, I'm another newbie with attitude ( actually, I'm a retread.........or is that retard? )
So Dr. D is on holiday? I look forward to his 'I'm baaaaaaaack' post with great anticipation.

Why does Etisalat block it?

hi all have beenback after a strenous hiking/camping trip. Some how life becomes so simple out there in the wilderness. Came back to find out one of my mystery queries solved. Now for this one, has anyone on DF been to the JM private resort?????? so where is this JM resort ? It's out near the Maha ...

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:I'm a retread.........or is that retard? )

O rly? i wont have guess that you are!!!

j/k, im just having fun, im sorry

Next time your are at paintball..............I hope someone retires you

I'm a retread.........or is that retard? ) O rly? i wont have guess that you are!!! j/k, im just having fun, im sorry ;) Next time your are at paintball..............I hope someone retires you :twisted: thats wasnt that nice sauron, why dont you come to paintball sometime ;) You know, dude, I just ...

^^^ And what did you get him? A flame-grilled burger?

^^^ When is the next one?

^ian^ wrote:I don't get why you use numbers to compensate for supposed missing English letters. In the English language, we combine letters to make the necessary sounds, and every letter is not individual in it's own right.

Khaleeji.

But we do it in English too, m8.

Guess the numbers are faster, and a bit like using phonemics.

How ya doin, Bushy Baby?

I don't get why you use numbers to compensate for supposed missing English letters. In the English language, we combine letters to make the necessary sounds, and every letter is not individual in it's own right. Kh aleeji. But we do it in English too, m8. Only if you're a retard. I personally find ...

I don't get why you use numbers to compensate for supposed missing English letters. In the English language, we combine letters to make the necessary sounds, and every letter is not individual in it's own right. Kh aleeji. But we do it in English too, m8. Only if you're a retard. I personally find ...

^^^ Sorry, double post. What's caused your insomnia? Termite problem?