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sage & onion wrote:

sauron wrote:

bear wrote:I have coulrophobia.

You won't be going to Cirque du Soleil then

Is it worth seeing??

Haven't seen it..............there might be clowns

bear wrote:it's amazing how much I hate that word

Sorry - didn't know what else to call them!

sage why do ya keep on calling him a girl hes a guy, hes a dude :lol: No way J, she is a she, no evidence otherwise you just wish I was a she that is all :lol: get over it sage I'm a guy move on :lol: Sorry my dear, the more you deny the more I believe it, however, if as you say you are a reincarna...

Jeevan wrote:Dave i guess u need to clear this up lol she thinks ur a woman

Who's she?

( Dedicated, with humble apologies, to Galactico ) There once was a member called Dave Who didn't know how to behave So the mods kicked him out And he went, there's no doubt But now he's come back from the grave. His name now's Not_Sure And his posting's still poor In fact, it's absolute shite Now h...

Oh Definitely, must be an aliEN

^^^^ Sage, you turkey, stop cl....................... ooops, nearly did it again!

Well, ................ he's persistant.

it's amazing how much I hate that word :clown: . . . sorry, but this is the best therapy. Face to face with your fear :wink: Oh... I'm past being afraid of pictures or videos of clowns. I have a very severe problem with being in the presence of one though. Very, very bad attacks. Tried the immersio...

sage & onion wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:So whos' dave dbx here????

If the cap fits

Yes, a pretty pink one with lots of feathers and sequins.

^^^ Eloquent as ever, Dave.

^^^ Pretty severe reaction, huh? But you're not alone. My son is also terrified of them and I believe it's quite a common phobia.

Cheap - Crass - Commercial - Crap :x However, somebody just sent me this and it made me smile. >A group of professional people posed >this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, > "What does love mean?" >The answers they got were broader and >deeper than anyone could have imagined. See w...

10/10, Jeevan. Go to the top of the class.

Jeevan wrote:ok iguess we are having a fight for no reason here leave the girl alone its just a bit of misunderstanding here.

Humph! She should be chained, barefoot, to the kitchen sink.

ok iguess we are having a fight for no reason here :) leave the girl alone its just a bit of misunderstanding here. Humph! She should be chained, barefoot, to the kitchen sink. I just gave my point of view..U don't have to agree...I have a dish washer btw... :lol: And you wish you lived in the Midd...

^ian^ wrote:Did I mention a florist wanted to charge me 300dh to deliver flowers to Garhoud today?

Flock that with a fish fork!

So either you really are a soppy romantic at heart or........well, let's just say we know who wears the strides, mate!

Find something new to do that's gonna take a lot of focus and concentration. Like a new sport. Bleak, maybe you need a change from paintball? Have you tried skiing? Brilliant, dude!

^ian^ wrote:Some people wank.

(Not me of course)

Sounds a bit like paintall - all that coming and shooting.

I blame the Fip-Fap for all this stuff coming out of the woodwork. Maybe we should use Diar instead.

Some people wank. (Not me of course) :lol: :lol: :lol: Sounds a bit like paintall - all that coming and shooting. didnt think you would think about that this like that...lol Valentine's Day must have had that effect on me. Anyway, I just hope you always remember to wear the proper protection, dude....

I worry sometimes about my kids living in ' a plastic bubble' growing up here, but maybe it's not so bad when you look at the alternatives.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6361983.stm

Have you tried the General Medical Centre in Jumeriah ( up above Magrudy's ? ) The GPs there are very good and would be able to refer you to a specialist if necessary.

sage & onion wrote:

Saw them last night they were great

That you on the right, Sage?

^^^ Yeah, and a happy slapping was where the kid was on the receiving end - not the parent or teacher.

1) Lots of baby lotion
2) Lots of corn
3) Jeevan

^^^ Practises safe s.................... I mean....paintball.

Just reading about this in the newspapers today. Makes me a bit What do you think?

Jeevan wrote:

sauron wrote:1) Lots of baby lotion
2) Lots of corn
3) Jeevan

why would u want to take me

Cos you make me laugh and you wouldn't agonise about your hair falling out!

Kidnap her (is it a her?) and torture her with your conversations. Tie her up (so that she doesn't escape) then make her listen to you talking for hours: "dude you broke my heart, dude, wow dude, I'm a nice dude dude, like yeah dude, I hurt so bad dude, paintball hitting my nuts bad dude, I fe...