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sage & onion wrote:

sauron wrote:Yaaaaaawn - we're never gonna hear the end of this..........

True enough wait until we win the next game

Yeah, I should be grateful that doesn't happen too often!

Samosa

Hmm, where are those Donkeys - they are keeping remarkably quiet.

The ones our dearly departed HP 'christened', so to speak!

ESsentially, cricket has the same effect on me as ethER!

Halloween

Parrot

Comedy or drama?

...... the new Oval cricket ground in Dubai. " Granny," he exclaimed breathlessly, " We need you in silly-mid off. The English are killing us. " "But I am English, " Granny exclaimed. "Yes, but I'm your godson, don't you love me?" Ian pleaded, putting on his b...

He! He! Now I remember why I came here.

Somewhere in deepest England, yesterday!

Is a real gentleman.

I believe she is here partying with Benazir Bhutto.

Could've been worse i.e. on of those toothpick fishes..........

DS = Damned Silly game, if you ask ME

Sat/Sun - I wish

Do the lottery or go to the casino?

Kiss

fayz wrote:

the_zooter wrote:and the perfect birthday present for me - it's my 30th birthday today!!!!
)

You're only 30


Happy birthday man

^^^

Ha Ha, you're just jealous, old man!! Many Happy Returns, Zoots.

Witches

REality check required, SaGE

gtmash wrote:

bonitta wrote:best present for guys is girl's naked body dressed just in red ribbon, waiting for him with a bottle of good wine

Close enough?

You'd need a crate of wine to date that.

Values

if he is a local....move on...mid east has a selective brand of "justice" here we go with the locals :evil: :evil: Yes, and she has already said that he is Somalian. When you say, we just have to give his passport details to the police, do you mean, Neima, that you have them? You don't re...

Not_Sure wrote:I nearly drowned.

Is that it then?

*most of your posts are a near death experience*

bear wrote:I have coulrophobia.

You won't be going to Cirque du Soleil then

Me - snakes and heights - and an aversion to aversion therapy!

^^^^^ RIP

sage why do ya keep on calling him a girl hes a guy, hes a dude :lol: No way J, she is a she, no evidence otherwise you just wish I was a she that is all :lol: get over it sage I'm a guy move on :lol: Sorry my dear, the more you deny the more I believe it, however, if as you say you are a reincarna...

gtmash wrote:

Not_Sure wrote:Theyre trying to get me!...u know.....THEM!

CIA or CID?

No, the docs from the asylum he escaped from.

REd blood or blue bloOD?

Fishermen