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If you do not have a liquour licence, be very careful. A colleague of mine was caught out just before Ramadan and I am sure this scam will resurface. On the way back from Ajman, he pulls in to get petrol then drives off. Just a few minutes from petrol station, a guy cuts him off and says that he ( m...

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The Swedish Dental Clinic in Sharjah - recommended by a friend ( but maybe she is not fussy. ) First stop, the scarily rude, chain smoking, Eastern European receptionist. Second hurdle, the shabby and tastelessly decorated waiting area. OK, it's recommended...............I'm in pain....... just give...

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If you do decide on Sharjah, the area you live in can make a huge difference - traffic inside Sharjah can be just as horrendous as moving beween Sharjah and Dubai. People living on Buheirah Corniche, or anywhere that involves going through Cultural Roundabout are having to leave earlier and earlier....

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If you are gonna drive here ( and let's face it, you will not be any safer taking a taxi) then get the biggest, meanest, most solid vehicle that you can afford. A Hummer is good, a tank is even better. I wish I had a helicopter. And never by a second hand car from a local or from Al Aweer - they hav...

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No, babe, but you get the next bestest, biggest thing........Volvos are not cool, but.......

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You know, I've got it. Rent a place within walking distance of your work, etc. Ít's the only way to do it. Or we hijack 666 and steal his car....but you can pay the fines!

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I think you did already - on the tunnel CCTV!

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Awwwwwwww, put another hairbrained idea into their heads, why dontcha? I've seen guys who've taken pictures of their speedos on their mobiles at 260 kph.
Now they can go one better.

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Yes, OK, the majority of practioners are probably good, but what do you do when you have been ripped off? It seems to me that there are cheats and charlatans who are basically guilty of malpractice and get away with it because people don't do anything about it for a variety of reasons. Has anyone ou...

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Hoooooooooow? I got it from the gallery. And I am somewhat IT challenged, shall we say??

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And I thought bigger was better - at least it gets you noticed.

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Just in time for the seasonal booze run..... another colleague has been hit by the Vodka Vigilantes, this time at the Barracuda, UAQ. Same scenario as has been reported on this forum before. Followed by car full of guys ( Iranian? ) Tailed friends all the way back from UAQ to Mirdif, flashing lights...

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NO, NO, just a needle aint enough. You have to freeze the area with an ice cube then pierce. And if it's an ear, you put a potato behind it before stabbing. And if it's a navel or something else.......well, putting a potato behind that could be quite interesting.

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Oh, puleeeeeeeeez, that kind of thing aint gonna keep anyone warm.

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Depends what line of work you are in. Reckon it's a good time to be job hunting. Lot of folks get homesick this time of year and decide to call it a day. Good luck.

sauron

Just ask any Scot............as in 'feather ma pants, and a can't do a thing with them.'"

Billy Connolly

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Brave? Dutch courage, more like, by the sounds of things. Cheers!

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I guess Abdalrasheed is looking for a suitable girl/woman to marry.

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Agreed.........nice one, MaaaD. Brains and a sense of humour. Would be great to carjack 666 and do the run in his mean machine.

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Cultural Roundabout, otherwise know as Book roundabout, at the top of Wahda street...stacks up pretty bad around 7 am and 5pm.
And if you don't like Sharjite, there is also Sharjah Sharon or Sharjah Sean

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Scarlet, Traffic lights don't bother me, but the queues that have now formed as a result of them is stoopid. It now takes me twice the time it normally did. There never any really bad accidnets that i encountered on that roundabout. All went smothly. The cops would stand on the hard shoulder pullin...

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Samex, the fact that you are 19 and your location sum you all up, don't they???

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My favourite is a gym called "Fatness Centre'' in Ras al Kheimah.

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My favourite is a gym called "Fatness Centre'' in Ras al Kheimah. :D There's a "Butt Sweet House" in Abu Dhabi. I thought that kind of thing was illegal here!! :bootyshake: Seen that one, almost fell over :lol: :lol: :lol: Guess they must sell bASSbousa................... :hello1:

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Truly, the UK's loss is Australia's gain....................................

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hi every body...... i have not bad engilsh ....but i need to try learning more much better....... i want girlfreind coz(i dont have g-f ) i am uae local from AbudhaBi 24 years old no important the shape ....... country....age but good english contact me...... Perhaps you would like to tell us what ...

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Our government are not helping either by discouraging people from openly celebrating Xmas for fear of upsetting people with other religious beliefs. Imagine they wanna call it 'Frostfest' or 'Winterval' or something equally bizarre......................
MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY!

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Yes, Mom, I think he deserves a good sheikh.....

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It worries me that someone with such prejudice against Arabs is actually teaching at a university here *sigh* Yeah, try working in a high school or university in a big city in the UK or the US, for example. Or try even walkin down the street at night in some places. Kinda puts queue jumping and a b...

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Okay I'm hoping to move to Sharjah early December, i've got 2 kids both young and not yet at school age. I am looking for somewhere original where I can live in an Arab community as I am a convert to Islam and am looking to learn as much as I can of the language. For accommodation, Sharjah is much c...

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Be careful, my friends

Tell me about it!

Pick your spot carefully

Oh to have a hummer

Hummmmmmmmm....

Fly, drive........

Warning: bogus booze brigade

Verb : past tense ( colloquial )

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