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richmc

so who owns a mirror? any muslims?, not to be a smart ass but isnt grooming ones self infront of a mirror a form of vanity?

richmc

i like Antarctica the best.... mainly for the niple factor

richmc

i merely use the denial of homosexuality line for of humor. Fayz seems to really know what it takes to be in the closet. the percentage of people who are acually gay is pretty low in any nationality and its random. but its good to know Fayz knows where the aussie and kiwi ones hang, as he's meeting ...

richmc

ahh burgers, i never knew watching an advert on tv would cause me to put this topic on here and get so many people sharing...hehe

i really talk too much shizzle.

richmc

you having a go is expected and its the same old crap i hear when people don't get jokes... your not alone, there are plenty of other people who just see the words and can't make it into anything other than what it says.

richmc

oh my got i just read my previous post, i mean two previous....i must have had a stoke while writing it....

i meant to type "i merely use the denial to bring out the humour"

proof read people is todays motto!

richmc

fayz, i am sorry to give you cause to tap franticly at your keyboard, but i know this will dissapoint you , perhaps thats why you are so keen to have a big meeting, but i am straight, "me like girls".

richmc

and Gab is a champ!

richmc

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/soundboard/

have a look and play around with this kids.

richmc

what are the best areas closest to the nice beaches?

richmc

the less people that have nukes the better.... but wouldn't it make an awsome suicide bomb. you wouldn't strap the bomb to you, you'd be strapped to it., how would you get it onto a bus tho, or thru a restaurant door?

richmc

i want an 05 mustang gt, how much delivered to dubai?

richmc

sounds like I'll be giving it a visit within the first hours of arrival, in need for a some good craic while i am in dubai.

richmc

like that crap still happens.

like george michael said in the song "i want your sex"

'sex is natural sex is good, not everybody does it but everybody should'! those words ring so true to me.... and to liban's good friend Diana... for a price

richmc

i love how s.ex is turned to sex....i typed s.ex then not fun....that was fun not s.ex

richmc

i suggest she find a muslim man that has grown up in a house less strict with the muslim way of life, explain to him going into the relationship what has happened and hope for the best.

richmc

hey guys, got my offer today. I'll be doing the marketing and sales for a big equipment rental company there in dubai but just for their new modular building company. marketing and selling prefab buildings, camp sites and other building projects to the oil companies, armed forces and event promotion...

richmc

does anyone have an idea from personal experiance from being in the same market?

richmc

thanks for the help guys.

richmc

also guys, allowances, can you go into more detail on what i should expect?

richmc

yo yo yo a baby bitchy boo, i got the hook up for you , i knowz you wan a nice fat sack of the chronic baby. heres what you do...grow it yourself

richmc

don;t get copper, its soooo 1999

richmc

this is such a fun conversation, i would join in but the match sticks are breaking under the weight of my eyelids

(sarcasm)

richmc

can you take photos of the rest of the book, it would save us buying it.

richmc

try and work out if it is going to benefit your current situation, will this keep you comfortable.

vous devez décider si vous serez jusqu'ici parti heureux de la maison avec cette offre.

forgive my highschool french.

richmc

saturday nights at the marriot are pretty wild.... thats if you've got what it takes to get in fruity!

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