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I dont drink coffee at all :sign6:
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Coffee Rant
Replies: 40
Views: 6815

network games :D am trying to find a new spot which is cheap and got excellent computers and where everyone plays battlefield :D battlefield!!! mate, find the spot and I am joining you :) by the way I owned a network games shop in Dubai 3 years ago... and we used to close the shop at 2am with frien...
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What activities you go for?
Replies: 19
Views: 2835

Insects in your food can get you discounts

I couldn't stop laughing at this article :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Society/10200171.html
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Insects in your food can get you discounts
Replies: 13
Views: 2491

rudeboy wrote:i have a paintball gun to lend u. spray it with some bullets and watch it fly away :D. i hate pigeons and bloody crows.


what on earth crows do on a balcony any way?!?!?!? I thought they only stay at the parks
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: How much is that crow by the window? "eh-aw!""
Replies: 8
Views: 2363

^ian^ wrote:Should have charged more for extra ingredients.


yeah extra for a crunchy cockroach :lol:

I still find it 25% too less for a bug in your food!!! last time I had the same situation I got the meal paid in full a 100% discount :)
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Insects in your food can get you discounts
Replies: 13
Views: 2491

If I want to have a long term relationship... I prefer a regular looking girl but cute and smart... more than a sexy bitchy babe... those girls are good to hang out with and to have hot nights with... :twisted: there is a book called "WHY MEN LOVE BITCHES" a must read for any girl... searc...
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: This is a question for the GUYS :)
Replies: 50
Views: 15888

I once sucked a cockroach from a straw while drinking my coke at Burger King. Silly me thinking it was just ice blocking the passage of that sweet nectar! Well when it got to my mouth I felt something was wrong, literally. It was all soft and I was thinking wtf? Why is there something soft in my fr...
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Insects in your food can get you discounts
Replies: 13
Views: 2491

the best scenario is the "ugly duckling" syndrome .. this girl grew up not looking so good .. so she turned out to be a nice girl, but then when she got to college or even after .. she started taking care of herself and looking good.. so you get a combination of good looking and nice ! :)...
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: This is a question for the GUYS :)
Replies: 50
Views: 15888

Dr.D wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:With the headress you can also tell where some people come from depending what it look like. The Saudi's have a different one compared to Emiratis for example.


What about the Lebanese pretending to be local? Or the Iranians also pretending to be local?


LOOOOL I met many of those ppl... :lol:
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Awkward questions.....
Replies: 29
Views: 4911

little_miss_sunshine wrote:I know this is one for the guys.... I am Not speaking about myself here, but you do get them girls who are really cute whilst out with your mates and parents but a complete Bi*ch behind closed doors. Uh huh


are you this type of girls :twisted:
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: This is a question for the GUYS :)
Replies: 50
Views: 15888

sage & onion wrote:How many pounds in a ton?


Well... An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.

therefore pounds = ton :roll:



why we call the apple... APPLE????
by quatroporte
Mar 25, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Smartass Answer - GAME
Replies: 432
Views: 60952

good resturants I reccomend... park hyatt - terrace or the French restaurant (i forgot the name) right on the creek and my ex-girl used to melt when we are there. Cuccina at Courtyard Marriott in the Green community - its an Italian and the theme in that area is very Greek the J.W. Steak house ~ thi...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: N/A
Replies: 23
Views: 8087

ohh I forgot to add Bateaux Dubai – Luxury Cruise on the Creek http://www.jebelali-international.com/properties/bateaux_dubai/vessel/overview.html this cruse will make your girl go breathless.. its AED 300/p dim light, soft music, cruising on the creek in a fine boat.. what a place
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: N/A
Replies: 23
Views: 8087

BabyDoll wrote:Since you mentioned price is an issue, what range is consider within your budget. Anything relatively good in Dubai will not be cheap.


BabyDoll is correct... I can tell you that the average for all the above restaurants I mentioned is AED +/- 200 per person.
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: N/A
Replies: 23
Views: 8087

Blue!

-solitude and peace
-I feel calm
-Going to Aerobics class today :D
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Your Mood today
Replies: 9
Views: 1752

Re: Your Mood today

BabyDoll wrote:Pick a color that represents your mood today. With a brief description please. 8)


can we know your color :?: :)
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Your Mood today
Replies: 9
Views: 1752

I know this is one for the guys.... I am Not speaking about myself here, but you do get them girls who are really cute whilst out with your mates and parents but a complete Bi*ch behind closed doors. Uh huh are you this type of girls :twisted: Depends which ex you ask innit :roll: hmm... so I under...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: This is a question for the GUYS :)
Replies: 50
Views: 15888

Large fire hits Al Quoz industrial area of Dubai

http://www.gulfnews.com/images/08/03/26/26_ae_fire_alquoz_pineda14_5.jpg on Gulfnews.com Dubai: At least one person is believed to have died after a huge blast rocked the Al Quoz industrial area early on Wednesday. A large black cloud of smoke could be seen billowing into the air following what wit...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Large fire hits Al Quoz industrial area of Dubai
Replies: 8
Views: 1844

little_miss_sunshine wrote:
Treat people the way you like to be treated is my moto.



you have my respect... :angel10:
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: This is a question for the GUYS :)
Replies: 50
Views: 15888

I blocked FACEBOOK!!!!

hhhhaaaa.... don't worry, I did not block it from UAE... I just blocked it from our office 8) yesterday, during our department head meeting... the management agreed to block Youtube.com and Facebook.com from all associates. as I am the head of IT in the company... I did not waste any minute... I soo...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I blocked FACEBOOK!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 2245

Re: I blocked FACEBOOK!!!!

Wait, didn't you just post this at work 3:10 pm... What's the word for that? I did not say.. you are not allowed to surf the web... ohh and the rule is applied on me too... dont worry.. I believe in one thing... and this is applied to my staff... if work is done, then you are free to do what you wa...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I blocked FACEBOOK!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 2245

Chocoholic wrote:Simple solution - STOP DRIVING LIKE A MORON!!!


dont be hard on him... maybe he is driving a Porsche or Ferrari.. dont expect him to drive at speed limits...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: RADAR Detector Jammer latest update
Replies: 45
Views: 9179

quatroporte did you really recommend the guy take his date to a buffet ? I recommend Tagine in Royal Mirage .. Moroccan food and reasonable prices and great ambiance. yeah... buffet sounds stupid :lol: .... and cmon don't make it sound I recommended those cheap buffets... however the places I recom...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: N/A
Replies: 23
Views: 8087

MaaaD wrote:whats the kind of business your company is in ?


Hotel industry... I work for a 5 star hotel chain :)
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I blocked FACEBOOK!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 2245

Re: Looking for hobby classes

Hi, I am interested in joing some hobby classes like Ceramics, candle making,Painting etc. Please let me know if there are any in Dubai. Minnie. the best place is the Art and Theater center in Mall of the Emirates... I have taken my photography courses their and they have almost all the other thing...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Looking for hobby classes
Replies: 1
Views: 2088

helmet wrote:Thank You ... one proactive person here I like that!!! wat make is it?


I know how you feel.. you ask a question and you receive 100 replies not a single one of them is related... welcome to DF :twisted:
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: RADAR Detector Jammer latest update
Replies: 45
Views: 9179

but then again the police aint going to stop every car to check whether they got radar detectors or not :D. You do know they have Radar Detector Detectors right? They don't have to stop every car, the stand issue speed gun now detects whether the car it is pointing at has a detector. Not sure of th...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: RADAR Detector Jammer latest update
Replies: 45
Views: 9179

World's Best Resignation Letter

World's Best Resignation Letter :lol: :lol: :lol: Dear Mr. Baker, As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: World's Best Resignation Letter
Replies: 14
Views: 4707

Re: World's Best Resignation Letter

Dude, I've got your name, and photo, from your blog (in your signature) and your occupation (5* hotel) so it would take me at most 3 hours to find out where you work (I've save all your posts). So you better restore youtube and facebook... I'm nothing more than anti-hyprocits... are you in any chan...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: World's Best Resignation Letter
Replies: 14
Views: 4707

Re: World's Best Resignation Letter

Dude, I've got your name, and photo, from your blog (in your signature) and your occupation (5* hotel) so it would take me at most 3 hours to find out where you work (I've save all your posts). So you better restore youtube and facebook... I'm nothing more than anti-hyprocits... Facebook and youtub...
by quatroporte
Mar 26, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: World's Best Resignation Letter
Replies: 14
Views: 4707
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