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onthepalm

Hey Choc,

scary thought.... would be interesting to know how quickly your bank deals with this particular claim.

Would also be nice to somehow know which ATM you feel is crooked, may help keep the Dubai Forums users safe.

Good Luck

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onthepalm

I think from flirty, this banter is turning into a fight, and the best thing to do after a fight is to increase the levels of flirtng..... making up is so much more fun..... now, who mentioned foot fetish?

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p.s. with the roster, count me in... guys???

onthepalm

Sage's Joke of the Day?

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onthepalm

whatever a fetishist is, I think Dubai feet are great... perfectly pedicured, and never shy to come out of their shoe, especially in food courts!

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onthepalm

she's probably on the phone.

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onthepalm

or even maybe in the Philipines?

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onthepalm

that would embarass you if your friends/family were to find out?

Not necessarily details, but just interesting to know...

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onthepalm

im so past the point of embarassment mate.....

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onthepalm

DK, that reminds me of a recent trip to Bangkok

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onthepalm

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onthepalm

we're a boring bunch of people. no exciting secrets?

onthepalm

putting me on the spot eh??

umm........ i once stole a water pistol from my local newsagent, aged 8.

is that interesting enough, or do you want dirt?

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onthepalm

DK,

Drunk and on a tractor??? im sure theres much more to that story.......

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onthepalm

forget Kylie....... many years ago it was Mrs Mangel that rocked my boat !!!!!

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onthepalm

maid......tongue bath........???

I think somebodys short changing me, all i get are my pillows fluffed, and the dishwasher emptied!!!

Wish me luck guys, am gonna suggest she do her morning chores topless..... any hopes?

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onthepalm

Thinking back.... how sh*t was neighbours??? I remember those days, sad they were, 5-35pm Neighbours, 6pm Home & Away. Lassiters and Yabby Creek (i think).......... two places where everyone had to visit, at least once a day. And the cr*p still comes on....... poor Harold, swept away by waves, n...

onthepalm

DK,

if its not there, well.... this topics gonna go places!

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onthepalm

DK,

Good on ya mate, the public show of disapproval for such complete and utter BS.

(did you call her

??)

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onthepalm

DK,

Lets put the vote out to fellow DF'ers, whadya say?

Yay or Nay?

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onthepalm

Many Happy Returns

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onthepalm

I can suggest ceramic tiled floor, kinda fun sliding around!

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onthepalm

Mate, if you can teach your dog to mop the floor.......no phone.. topless.. you're onto a winner!

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onthepalm

speaking of mushy peas, has anyone been to the chippy in JBR?? Went there last week, not impressed! I prefer the chips to be dripping in vinegar, and soaking through the newspaper they are wrapped in! Not soggy and chewy. Fish and chips are meant to be eaten at a bus stop in the rain, not with waite...

onthepalm

dont think so.....

and just to clarify, a beach romp is not allowed either!

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onthepalm

Eldorado????

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onthepalm

clean-up should be easier, just bring in the dog/mop from the other thread, and it would be easier to clean than carpet!

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onthepalm

Q to Miss Lolly;

This 'to the grave secret'.... secret cos of embarassment, or too hot to handle?

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onthepalm

Once when driving from London to Dover, roadworks, traffic, etc, etc, the road narrowed, and we reached a point where it was me in my car, (late for the ferry), and a white van man, and we were facing each other, bumper to bumper. Anyhow, managed to squeeze through, (bit tight mind) and he opened hi...

onthepalm

From Kylies concert, to a thread on crap tv shows;

anyone rememeber "Hermans Head" ?

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onthepalm

maybe I should get 2 maids!!

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