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Not being crude, but went to carreforre at MoE yesterday, aisle up and down, women were dressed at their best, pedicured toes, and party dresses, for Saturday afternoon grocery shopping??? Maybe I was expecting the normal dreary sight as can be seen at any Tesco store in London, but wow... Carreforr...

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LoL

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My son is football crazy, and I promised him we'd go watch some matches..... umm.... where can I take him to fulfill my promise?

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hello guys, new to the forum. Fantastic post, LoL

Maybe not a dating site Choc, but judging by the number of posts, making this a dating site might not b a bad idea!

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Any water coolers for sale?

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Hiya again, please do excuse me, im new to the whole Dubai thing, so am gonna be here often with my list of questions, and observations: - My maids a bit friendly, is this normal behaviour, i've never had a maid before (more ways than one :? ) and just wanted to check with you guys, the 'oh so exper...

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basically, when we have a full house, she is obviuosly busy; but then when im home alone, it seems at that point all her chores are in my vicinity. She did hint at wanting a phone card, and thats when I thought, "hey, whys her cleavage staring at me?" So, I thought shes just being crafty.....

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I have noticed that the quality of the radio shows here are completely cr*p compared to the UK, it seems that the poor presesnters have a list of topics, events, people not to mention in the negative, but hey, I guess its a case of new country, new rules. But, just to get it off my chest, 103.8's Br...

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Barasti eh???

sounds like t'is a place to go!

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hows i-Kandy on Shk.Zayed Road

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the sheer amount of tosh the poor presenters need to listen to & speak about makes me laugh.

Criteria for being a Radio Presenter in Dubai, must sound western, must not speak down to non-western callers (being cautious with that statement), & lives in Dubai Marina!

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you're gonna love this, this afternoon she say's to me, "Sir, they have sale for Nokia in Satwa" ROFLMAO She wants a phone, and not a top-up as I understood. HAHAHA What, for a bit o'rack? Arniegang, definitely not enough cleavage for a phone... maybe just enough for a semi!!!!!

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sounds about right DK.

where's the best place to find a maid?

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Hey, Started this post, and got busy, so havent been back for 2 days.... Barasti sounds interesting, Mina Seyahi right??? What am I looking for??? Well, from what I see Dubai is a total new experience, since coming here from the UK, I have realised that women are not really meant to look like the 'd...

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had a friend in a similar predicament..... its tough...in the end she got a part time position in a nursery in Jumeirah (i think), and just came out of her shell. working in the morning, and studying in the afternoon.

Good luck with all.

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I think now may be the right time to bring in the maid, and see what she can contribute to this red hot discussion.....

lets find out what she would do for a blackberry!!!!

onthepalm

I hear you, but still.... radio here is complete and utter pants! a caller into 103.8 a few days back, misunderstood the discussion, came up with arguments completely unrelated to the topic at hand... and the presenters were in agreement with him???????????????? how can for instance the caller talk ...

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is there anything to be careful of when enjoying eye-candy?

In the UK you could get a mouthful, but I guess that doesnt happen here, unless obviously your a taxi driver and happen to cut up a 3-digit number plate Mercedes!

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reported for what? Im not asking what would happen if you were a rapist!!! LoL women dress nice to the mall, and men do look. Not something we often see in London, so sometimes we can get overwhelmed. Not talking about playing the five-to-one game by the fruit and veg section in Carreforre! :lol:

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I know of a Pakistani taxi driver who was spending 30 days in jail followed by deportation...for farting in his cab when he had a woman passenger!

Farting in his own cab? poor chap, "I knew I shouldn't have eaten those beans!"[/quote]

onthepalm

Hi Guys,

Whats the best place to buy a Wii ??????????

Need one today!

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maybe wearing PJ's to Spinneys wouldnt have been such a bad idea... imagine if that trend caught on, how much more interesting trips to Carrefour at MoE would be!

OTP

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DK: ummm, think you'd better stick to home delivery buddy!

pup: forget the driver.......... back to those legs (this could become interesting)

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hiya,

i think if we had a budget, it would be easier.

e.g. Greens and Jumeirah Islands are 2 very different price bands.

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in the wise words of Vicky Pollard from Little Britain...

WHATEVER!!!

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same predicament last year, went to Etisalat in Jebel Ali 2 months after my number had expired, and the chappy decided I could have my number back... I guess I may have been lucky, unfortunately, in these places, the same thing (or the same answer) doenst happen more than once!

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after the breaking news today re the decision against the $700 billion, its fair to say that the states is shafted, and the Gulf will be the new superpower, 2050 seems possible, but maybe even sooner!

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when Dubai is compared to the the UK (for those brits) ?

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I'll start:

In true OTP style...

The women.... amazingly gorgeous over here

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Dear Diary,

I cant sleep:

Counted Sheep, didnt work

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