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Deniz wrote:

nismo wrote:

Deniz wrote:

nismo wrote:were can i get a gun to shoot em ?

Can i shoot u :p

no you cannot shoot me ,
it hurts

Sooo dont touch my birds

you can touch my bird
BUT BECAREFUL ITS QUITE A PECKER

lol

just wondering is it allowed to have sex(sensual) in ramamamdan ???

WHAHAHAHAHAAHHA reminds of the time my ex wanted to dye her hair blonde ,,, so i got her a blonding kit,, unfortunately her hair tured into white , yellow , orange , blonde etc etc i used to point at her and laugh my head off calling her " skittles " crazy women and dyeing their hair!

hahahahaahaha
LOL
too funny

if i aint getting a boner looking at it ,
it aint se.x.ual

keep the avatar

you cant fart in a khandorah thou , youd inflate into the michellin man
heheheheheehheehehehee

zam wrote:Thou shall be reported! In Dubai women are given due respect ...and the same applies here in this forum..

so nismo..beware

i respect, i respect!!!
i respect them in the mornin too

she seems to like birds thou

hehehehehehee

hey are you a chick?

I have decided to limit my postings here during Ramadan as part of the spirit of Ramadan of being more spiritual and less mundane. What one is enjoined in keeping away from though is arguments, silly talks etc. I do still look at the forums though – as Muslims are still required to go about their d...

constantine wrote:MUSTANG 67" OR ELEANOR!!

NICEEEE CAR

you need to get laid nismo, I respect your choice in cars, but when it comes to women, have some manners. thanks on the internet everyone is equal , god knows if that thing on the otherside is a male or female anyways it can be some lubnany fruitcake for all you know i do show respect to women in p...

westside wrote:do we have any potter fans at this forum? if so what do you guys think about it

what i think about it?
my honest opinion?

its a waste of time and money
the book is designed for geeky fruitcakes!

Dubai is a place full of oportunities. Or is it? Me and my friends have been looking for part time jobs. It's really hard to do in a place such as Dubai, where nobody trusts us, teenagers, to do the job. I come from Europe, and most of my friends back there have jobs. They're really freaked out whe...

yes we import them from ur country you despiteful thing… my country??\ without canadians , americans or europeans , your country would still be a desert full of savages chopping each other limbs and hands off now stick that up your fat , arrogant arab a#s ... biyatch Even though i do not necesarily...

pakistani women

they step out of line , you can smack them with the back of your hand

hehehehehe

go to any irish pub , youll find tons of canadians

Tropic23 wrote:

Concord wrote:

Paul Booth wrote:Is there are bar or hotel terrace where you can watch a Dubai sunset at its best?

What? you a homo or something?

No, some men have a gf and like to spend a romatic time with her.....sunset, dinner, ....

Do you know what a gf is?

probably thinks its a goat or something

sage & onion wrote:Welcome back Nismo

thanks
time to have some fun here now

go to howard johnson hotel

chat up the women there

Peeps.. what are your ideas of living after retirement from work. Would u recommend any hobbies, interests that I can suggest to someone who just retired from work after 35 yrs of service.. what are your ideas of retired living, what would u do when u realize , a significant phase of your life is o...

I saw a red bike in Lulu over the weekend. It has a cool price tag of only Dh 330 with all the gears and suspension thingy. :shock: On second thought, I will wait until sale period :lol: Or even better, who feels charitable these days? I heard Concord is :lol: p/s For those who knows me, you know h...

give ur reveiws on love based questions and problems here is my question i am 25 year old i am still not able to understand what is the definition of love thats why i am not able to get into any relation yet may be because my concept is not clear although i studied a lot on it met so many couples s...

just go to naif , wear really skimpy clothes , im sure you will get that money within one hour probably even burn a lot more calaories than the bike can ever do heheheheheheheehe Could that be how you would solve your financial woes? :roll: Tsk tsk nope , i make more money without doing that stuff ...

didn't i say... "one of my biggest mistakes"?..... ok...need to re-iterate, stupid of me... big mistake! unlucky to be counted as one of those fools born in every minute. at the time of offer, dollar wasn't that low.. so 3k aed…. is not at all bad when converted to our local money….. even...

Not_Sure, that's the lamest excuse I ever heard. Just be wanred I know a guy who was using the same withdrawl method, and the girl still ended up pregnant, it's one of the silliest things to do. Plus STD's can still be transmitted. Be safe people. be responsible. And yes the reason I have had no ne...

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BabyDoll wrote:I think my migraine can confirm the change in weather

thats yer period , yea dumb blonde


its hit 44 C at noon time at some parts of sharjah today

oh god, why on earth would you wanna do it 8-9 times per day? wanted to beat my old record of 6 just wanted to know that i still got my drive but it's not your drive though...it's a medicine driven thing... anyway...spend less time with your hard on and give the girl some oral...that would go down ...

Well said nismo - I'm sunni, but I don't agree with all that Habib has written. It is sometimes very difficult to extricate the political motives from the teachings of religions. Divisions within religions is not limited to Islam or Christianity - all religions have their violent factional fighting...

pity that some men still think that bad love turns women into lesbians... Well not necessary bad love always but there can be other reasons too maybe she aint respected by her man as she wants to be and maybe she is being used just for his needs and nothing else which basically she loses her trust ...

mrs Robinson wrote:oh Nismo...maybe I can train you to talk a bit different....

you can train me anything you want, always ready to learn;)