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Hehe we'll I hope everyhting will work out good tomorrow! I think they didn't burn it, just coloured it. That's strange cause highlights have to be made with bleach/hydrogen.. hmmm :?: yep bleach , its good to inhale and get you high people use the bleach in hair dye to make plastic explosive :twis...
by nismo
Sep 30, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Hairdressers in Dubai..mission impossible???
Replies: 31
Views: 19392

were to buy a gun in dubai?

were can one buy a 12 bore rifle in dubai?
i like hunting , what are the registeration process etc etc?
by nismo
Sep 30, 2006
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: were to buy a gun in dubai?
Replies: 5
Views: 5376

Laydee wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


you can come to me after your done , id like to pull it abit and test the strenght of it ;-) :twisted:


Image
by nismo
Sep 30, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Hairdressers in Dubai..mission impossible???
Replies: 31
Views: 19392

plus you cant get stimulants :twisted:
by nismo
Sep 30, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Black list
Topic: Virgin Megastore + Clubbing in DXB in general
Replies: 3
Views: 3006

fayz wrote:is working on breaking a record for most posts in the first 2 days of being a member


YEAH MAN

gonna hit the one khundred mark

hehehehehehehee
by nismo
Oct 01, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 1001097

LOL
by nismo
Oct 01, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: F.A.O Nismo
Replies: 1
Views: 893

Re: Google Earth

MaaaD wrote:Image

Translation:

Right: Why do you have the house covered man
Left: Making sure Google Earth doesnt check out our women


LOL

THATS PROBABLY EVEN TRUE
by nismo
Oct 01, 2006
 
Forum: Arabic learning Forum
Topic: Google Earth
Replies: 9
Views: 6822

i ditched a fork cause im fun and do what i want??
by nismo
Oct 01, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The Birthday Game! its a lil funny!
Replies: 46
Views: 5643

mema wrote:
Bleakus wrote:apologise to mema dude, that wasnt very nice

or just leave, go home


thanx B but i wont accept his apologies .he is not worth posting a reply..the sad part he says he's muslim.. :( yalla allah yehdeeh


i wouldnt appologize even if you gimme a Blowjob!!!!

LOL
by nismo
Oct 03, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Ramadan....the paradox?
Replies: 39
Views: 5950

No one is denying what foreign pop did for Dubai RV but don't convince me its done for nothing everyone got somthn out of it..last week i met one of the richest Asian families in Dubai..i wont say the name..they had their UAE passports and i know many others did..we are as local a minority in this ...
by nismo
Oct 03, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Article on Dubai
Replies: 23
Views: 4195

Well, I'm a single girl in Dubai and I can honestly say that money just does not do it for me. The champagne and flash cars... well, it doesn't even scratch the surface. Some girls like it, and there's plenty of it here in Dubai... I think the term 'easy' can be extremely unfair. At the end of the ...
by nismo
Oct 03, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Why is it easy to get girls ?
Replies: 188
Views: 58806

mraph33 wrote:Kind of funny.....about 6 month ago there was a post "Why are Jews so powerful"
"I responded that Jews believe in education and Muslims don't."
One of the moderators deleted my response saying it was offensive.


jews rule the world
they are smart and stick together
by nismo
Oct 03, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Muslims and Education
Replies: 43
Views: 9031

Re: okie

tins210cd wrote:okie alex, good points..
okie me a male,, 25 years .... she is 21.

yeah ... exciting is one main important point,,

good,,, people give inmore feedback
thks


date other hotter chicks
by nismo
Oct 03, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Keepin love alive.............
Replies: 18
Views: 5009

you can get viagra in any pharmacy over here for about 150dhs for 4 pills

cialis is safer and it apprx same price

i only use it when iigo to parties and get drunk , then need to perform the same night
by nismo
Oct 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: stop spamming me please (Canadian companies and muslims)
Replies: 6
Views: 1317

Sage gonna delete any e-mail coming from sender "Concord" :P I dont know but if some one can tell us ,do canadian really care about size and viagra stuff? Are they not enough man or what :lol: You know, Canada's biggest import is people. You can get a permanent resident visa there for a s...
by nismo
Oct 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: stop spamming me please (Canadian companies and muslims)
Replies: 6
Views: 1317

if you want a girl , just go to russia/ukrain and get them at the source , maybe even at whole sale price

then just cut thier legs off so they cant run away
by nismo
Oct 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: HP is getting rich and what about ya
Replies: 13
Views: 1753

looks like a nice site
by nismo
Oct 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Writer,Blogger,Journalist, Designers,Photographers,look here
Replies: 5
Views: 2025

set up a dinner table in the house nex to the bed , get some candles , roses , movie maybe, handcuff , sex toys ,condoms , lubes and all cook something yourself , play some dumb chessy music , make sure you havve lots of wine and all , if you can get some roachas(date rape drug) in her food that be ...
by nismo
Mar 31, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: N/A
Replies: 23
Views: 8338

Re: This is a question for the GUYS :)

Hi educated, funny, handsome guys :D well i was wondering today: ( and this question included the whole male gender: i was just teasing with the intro :lol: ) What type of girl will you most want to be with: A - cute ( nice ) B - bitchy ( treats you like sh** ) answer: ..... ciaozzz :wink: rather b...
by nismo
Mar 31, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: This is a question for the GUYS :)
Replies: 50
Views: 16804

WHO ROCKS? (hopefully it worked!?!? :oops: ) hey , im originally iranian , but i have the canadian passport and been living in nova scotia for 10 years but im glad to be back in the UAE more moooney here i have to sides to me , the serious side , and the joking side in other thread i am just joking...
by nismo
Mar 31, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai and Construction Workers
Replies: 52
Views: 8348

BabyDoll wrote:Courtesy of Spoonman, now the pot is up to Dh 180.


wash my car ill give you 30dhs
its a small car (hummer h2)
by nismo
Apr 01, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Who feels charitable?
Replies: 58
Views: 7272

rice is good once a week or so
not everyday , it will give you a belly and a host of other mediacal conditions

generally you should lmit your carbs to about 100-200 grams a day

anything above that you are asking for diabetes , heart disease and cancer.

load up on protiens and fats
by nismo
Apr 01, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Rice a staple in your diet?
Replies: 77
Views: 9374

well done , you pretty much made up some pretty convincing bullshit Habib , i pray a camel rapes you in your sleep anyways , you want to talk about shia morals and strenght ? lets talk about the iran iraq war iran fought againt the world , iraq was loosing the battle even thou they were supported by...
by nismo
Apr 04, 2008
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Sunni vs Shia
Replies: 93
Views: 23338

Re: Where are all the decent girls???

go to a village that is 100 years behind the world or go to those reliogioulsy controlled countries like iran ask her dad you want her daughter for marriage , it can go 2 ways , either they beat your a#s , or you get married . usually those women are sealed fresh, if not you can return for refund. ...
by nismo
Apr 05, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Where are all the decent girls???
Replies: 52
Views: 28352

shias are more readily to accepts sunnis as their brothers and cousins , and they are the ones that will happily give any aid and support. they are the most tolerent people in the middle east. I think the Iranian Sunnis like the ones in Sistan, Golestan or South don't agree with that statement. i h...
by nismo
Apr 05, 2008
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Sunni vs Shia
Replies: 93
Views: 23338

no...no difference...it's more the idea and I hate the smell... do like the clean feeling especially if I am going out afterwards... that is true , chickies hate getting jizz in their hair , i got blamed alot for doing that by accident , so i decided to wear condom you hate smell of condom ? or sme...
by nismo
Apr 05, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Who actually uses condoms?
Replies: 112
Views: 35602

Re: Where are all the decent girls???

^ian^ wrote:
nismo wrote:i talk from experience
i played alot of women when i was in canada , and a few dumb arbas here too


About the only thing I think you play with is yourself.


not everyone is like you , so dont think too much , not good for that small brain of yours
by nismo
Apr 05, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Where are all the decent girls???
Replies: 52
Views: 28352

is the dog for sale? i know a chinesse resturant owner that will take good care of it Way to piss all over it, Nismo. People like you are a result of this... http://tinyurl.com/645k5o nice said dubaidog. my hats down for you. people like are who make this world better... credit always to you for sa...
by nismo
Apr 08, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Update on abused dog
Replies: 25
Views: 6391

Re: Pesky Partner

tell me people… senior managers who are married, committed or whatever. this could be a wake up call too! do you or will you allow/tolerate your partners (wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend) to call your office…. check on you via your personal assistant…. check exactly what you are doing inside your...
by nismo
Apr 08, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Pesky Partner
Replies: 7
Views: 2076

Sorry all for moving this to fight club, however I figure that once again Nismo will attract a lot of negative reaction over his comments, well deserved I might add. just livening up this place a bit mate you might want to consider upgrading this forum its tooo out dated might i suggest invision bo...
by nismo
Apr 08, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Update on abused dog
Replies: 25
Views: 6391
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