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MaaaD wrote:Check out DubioTech and Dubai Healthcare City

thanks bro
ill give em a shout

Deniz wrote:

nismo wrote:were can i get a gun to shoot em ?

Can i shoot u :p

no you cannot shoot me ,
it hurts

MaaaD wrote:

nismo wrote:ramadan or not
i do everything like before

imma maslim , i dont think fasting in dubai is really fasting , there is no temptation to resist...
!

you obviously havent walked in mall of the emirates during the day .. talk about temptations everywhere !!!!

IM THERE !!!!

Deniz wrote:

nismo wrote:

Deniz wrote:

nismo wrote:were can i get a gun to shoot em ?

Can i shoot u :p

no you cannot shoot me ,
it hurts

Sooo dont touch my birds

you can touch my bird
BUT BECAREFUL ITS QUITE A PECKER

lol

just wondering is it allowed to have sex(sensual) in ramamamdan ???

Well, you likely won't get any women if you insist on calling them chicks. :lol: Some beautiful women in Dubai know they can wrap a man around their little finger. There are lots of weak men in this world who only get self-esteem by having a beautiful woman on their arm, even if they have to pay th...

post your thoughts here ever wonder how an arab in a kandorah rides a camel? just like how your mama rides me .. move this thread to fight club and give nismo access i think he needs to see the real DF now :twisted: ooooooo mama jokes *cracks knuckles * lets get er on , yea sandmonkey fight club! f...

mema wrote:Ever wonder how jerks like u find the energy to write such brainless things

next thing youd be wondering how my shwarma is pounding the back of your brain

LOL

you cant fart in a khandorah thou , youd inflate into the michellin man
heheheheheehheehehehee

I wonder why most men here in dubai thinks that women are easy and potential prostitutes? Who gave them the right to hit on every woman and try everything in the book to drag them to bed with them and then say that : Woman are easy in Dubai? i think women just trust these sleazy guys who promise th...

you need to get laid nismo, I respect your choice in cars, but when it comes to women, have some manners. thanks on the internet everyone is equal , god knows if that thing on the otherside is a male or female anyways it can be some lubnany fruitcake for all you know i do show respect to women in p...

MaaaD wrote:The Saudi initiative calls for a full Israeli withdrawal from lands captured in 1967 in exchange for normalisation of relations with all Arab countries

yeap sounds like a good idea , until arab oil runs out

then just nuke em , turn the area into glass !

Pope Benedict XVI is cool. He would be even cooler if he would openly and fairly criticize (some aspects of) Judaism. he wasnt to far off thou , i guess with such a loarge nuber of closed minded people being maslims , they took offence to the truth oh well i dont see rallies were maslims condemn th...

at my last job one of the lawyers thought he could treat me like a prostitute...i told my main boss (since i was a secretary he was also my boss in a way) he said he couldnt do anything so i quit....i have no time for this b.s. so .... uhmm khow much ? LOL Shut up u piece of .... :evil: :evil: :evi...

yorky500 wrote:Well done Hoggard. What a great Yorkshire lad.

you big fat bald basterd , how yea doing

hey all
im back in dubai
and back on this little forum place

i was in toronto for the past year , and daymn this place has changed!!!!

what the hek is going on in here?
i cant remember anything around here anymore

pakistani women

they step out of line , you can smack them with the back of your hand

hehehehehe

sage & onion wrote:

dodgeek wrote:saudi arabia is one sick country.........rudest drivers in the world.....a lil unislamic don't you think?

You ever driven in Bombay?, not too polite there either

have you driven in kabul?

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well guess what. i thought the same thing. that she must be only child, who has been looked after all her life and never had any kind of responsibility. i found out yesterday they are 6 or 7 brothers, she is the oldest and her family lives in a small village. :shock: anyways we are diverting from t...

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no...no difference...it's more the idea and I hate the smell... do like the clean feeling especially if I am going out afterwards... that is true , chickies hate getting jizz in their hair , i got blamed alot for doing that by accident , so i decided to wear condom you hate smell of condom ? or sme...

damn it , i missed this day

watch this link

http://www.break.com/index/steak-and-bj-day2.html

no...no difference...it's more the idea and I hate the smell... do like the clean feeling especially if I am going out afterwards... that is true , chickies hate getting jizz in their hair , i got blamed alot for doing that by accident , so i decided to wear condom you hate smell of condom ? or sme...

mommy41 wrote:with the meager salary of 3T AED/month... hard to stretch the budget...every last week of the month is very critical.. and to top it all...SALARY IS ALWAYS DELAYED!!!

can i use this as 1 ground to terminate my contract?

yep

get er done

you have a residence visa from them??

didn't i say... "one of my biggest mistakes"?..... ok...need to re-iterate, stupid of me... big mistake! unlucky to be counted as one of those fools born in every minute. at the time of offer, dollar wasn't that low.. so 3k aed…. is not at all bad when converted to our local money….. even...

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Habib , they are afraid you turn peace loving muslims into fanatics

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i actually never knew sunni's hate their fellow muslim shia'ites this much. this is a deep rooted burning hatred, worse than jews. not all shia hate sunni ,and not all sunni hate shia majority live happily togehter its only a few that have been misguided by politics and propaganda , if you notice t...

oh god, why on earth would you wanna do it 8-9 times per day? wanted to beat my old record of 6 just wanted to know that i still got my drive but it's not your drive though...it's a medicine driven thing... anyway...spend less time with your hard on and give the girl some oral...that would go down ...