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Did you poke your eye out on the corner?

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you become worm food and grass fertilizer I'd not b worm food and grass fertilizer ...... like weary said.. my body will be cremated. um your ash might be used as grass fertilizer :P It can b but .. nope according to our custom, it'll b collected and washed away at different holy rivers or at a con...

mraph33

They have peanut butter in every supermarket I've been to. But if you want really good pb go to Organics Food and Cafe in Satwa

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I don't see the dollar going anywhere in the near future

mraph33

can't you just use a long extension cable?

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Not even against the Malaysian Ringat

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My 2 step solution in such situations:
1) kick the computer
2) pee on the monitor

It always works for me

mraph33

FeiPo wrote:because... just no one does

I thought that IS your picture

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16 Candles & Breakfast Club

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If there are no males, who do the females have to fight with?

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"My name rhymes with a female body part"

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dale wrote:they say it falls in the same segment as the porsche

Moral: Next time buy a Porsche

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They slap it...and its expensive

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If you include in the package free haircuts and pedicures I'll come.

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Hey something nice to remind you off Acc to nostradamus and after many calculations and readings by scholars. World Coming to an end on Feb 19, 2019 So do up everythin before that day all the important things. Wht would the important things be ??? One thing for sure....on the Feb 10 I'll stop doing...

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I can put air in the tires and throw empty beer cans in the back seat

mraph33

Remake the movie Jaws

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And George Bush's brain.....let's face it, nothing can penetrate that skull.

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Old news....it was the headlines of the newspaper 4 months ago

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Yeah, the bill is broken into water, electricity, sewage and tax

mraph33

checkerscom2000 wrote:well the thing is, i have never ever dated before, so who am i gonna kiss

That's why you have cousins

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You can start with the ones in my kitchen

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If you sit in darkness and flush the toilet once/week

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She'e either lying or on drugs

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You better put this in the jokes section before someone things this is really medical advice

mraph33

The only racism that's left?!?!?!? Someone hasn't left their apartment in a few months

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I pass gas......anyone want to have dinner with me?

mraph33

ineedacoolnick wrote:5'12.

i love saying that!

Like those who say about their age "I'm 25 and 62 months"

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What happens if its cloudy? Does the holiday get postponed until the haze disappears

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yorky500 wrote:^^^^^^^^^ have your balls dropped yet?

They're below my knees already. How can I lift them back up?

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