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the amount of wisdom that will be lost forever........

I'm still trying to figure out why people drive at night only with their parking lights.

fayz wrote:*** Side note, none of the accidents were severe,

Also as a witness, what are the laws in Dubai? Are you required to stop?

Only if one of the injured is a blonde woman.

Bleakus wrote:Does anybody know sign language here because that is awesome?

I know a few words....well maybe only one.....and you know what's great about it.....you only need 1 finger!!!!

If pigs are gay does that mean speaking pig-latin is forbidden in Dubai?
Iay opehay otnay.

sage & onion wrote:

zam wrote:bushra are you convincing us that you are ssooooo beautiful, pretty, and attractiveeee???

Not really,

She left out the fact that she lost her skirt and underwear in the accident

I've seen a few movies that started like that.

Read them all....online. That way I don't get my fingers dirty

He must have read the post from last week from the guy missing his Krispy Kreme

I can put on my cowboy boots and do some county line dancing.

Er guys, one think I'd like to point out is that have you actually stop to notice that the majority of imported cars here DON'T HAVE FOG LIGHTS! This is why they use the hazard lights as otherwise you wouldn't see them at all. Granted it's a pain in the butt, but what else are you supposed to use? ...

sara_uk wrote:

bushra21 wrote:i know spanish.....

is it easy to learn?compared to french?

I don't know....I've never tried to Spanish anyone.

We all have our own priorities

I'm glad that David Copperfield doesn't do this trick

He must have read the post from last week from the guy missing his Krispy Kreme Yeah I reckon your right, was about to decline the offer unless he found his donuts. :lol: Exactly like me ! :lol: was about to decline the offer unless I found some dunkin donuts... I miss them soooo much (we don't hav...

d3vilish_ang3l_88 wrote:this is photoshoped...if u pay attention

and very poorly done

What do you think this quote means?

Concord wrote:Just thought about it. I think there are 7 continents

1. Africa
2. Antartica
3. Asia
4. Australia
5. Europe
6. North America (Panama and north)
7. South America (Colombia and South)

What say you?

7 continents.....7 days of the week.....
mmmm.......I sense a conspiracy

How about strip scrabble......you take something off every time you use a vowel

Or maybe they are still looking at the pre-Ice Age map

The world would be a safer and more peaceful place without any religion at all. Atheism and Humanism are the way to go. :D i dont think so........ world wars didnt have anything to do with religion. While not all the belligerency has been religion based, historically more people have been killed be...

yorky500 wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

boomtown wrote:Ok. What about hotel bars?

Full of dirty old men and hookers.

^ian^

which hotel bar did you say we would meet in?

So if Ian is the dirty old man, I guess makes you the _____.

The world would be a safer and more peaceful place without any religion at all. Atheism and Humanism are the way to go. :D i dont think so........ world wars didnt have anything to do with religion. While not all the belligerency has been religion based, historically more people have been killed be...

Conducting a survery of construction workers.

Has someone just come up with another DF social activity?

Bring a coat and gloves

yorky500 wrote:Anyone got crib sheets for the above 1st post. A bit long.

Don't eat for a month

^ian^ wrote:Normally I'm a bit shy, but what can I say... you've talked me into it.

I knew I remembered you from somewhere

Well it can be in the mid-50s (F) at night......that's enough to make your nose red.

Definately tabouleh....but please, not too much lemon

ahamed wrote:and that was for some specific reason

You couldn't get anyone to give you a hi5?