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the guy was really HILARIOUS!!! I am laughing just remembering his words!!!

Hey, hodling hands is illegal???? from where should one knows these rules?? I have been in Dubai couple of times and I didnt know holding hands is illegal. Even in Iran its not illegal to hold hands!

An Arab Sheikh's son goes to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teatchers travel by train." Sometime later he gets...

Well it's in one week, but since i may not be around in that period, let s have it now!!



Happy new year!

Thank u alllll!

Not yet MCL! it depends...

aaaaanddd you guys think you are funny!?

Dubai Knight wrote:

melika969 wrote:aaaaanddd you guys think you are funny!?

No, we KNOW we are!



Knight

ahha! RRighhhtt! and what else do u know?

^^^I dont like this guy!

starirs

crepe or waffles?

arniegang wrote:

melika969 wrote:^^^I dont like this guy!

he's cool Mel - trust me

Ok Arnie, i can give him second opportunity!
BTW how are you?

desertdudeshj wrote:Women...so predictable

Predictable women?

Seriously DD, have u ever met a woman?

Mr.MOD! this guy above me using abusive language! delete his post pls!

This is interesting and a little scary...

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/mora ... -0330.html

ooook! and this will justify Quran and its scientific conflicts? Otherwise what's the point? I think we all know the story of Galileo Galilei!

I was not gonna post under this topic anymore, but following Rob's statement I wanna add one thing. this is what they do to you with religion, they fill your mind with nonsense cocepts about God and Prophet and they make you so weak and scared that you do not even dare to doubt it! which are absolut...

You are showing some real pious core now aren't you?

That s true! and that s why i m ignoring him, u may do the same Robbyg...

When I started the thread about some good locals, one DFer told me I trust peope easily and I should wait for this one to show his true colors... now I see the reason!

wow! just wow!

You are better be ignored!

P.S. I just want to clarify, I never had huge hatred and racism against locals. in my 1000+ posts you can never see I disrespect them.

no Esmeralda, you are not being Irani is not our problem. as my last bf was not Irani.
The problem is as you announced before, you are ga*y and i am female! sorry mate!

raidah wrote:

RobbyG wrote:I thought you had a carry-on pus.sy to play with?

And BF has a snake. Plenty of choice for you young lady.

were you in front of me, I'd slap the living crap out of your face for this tone!

joke as much as you want, but do not throw trashy language at me

Wooohooo

Nice!!

whats the difference between huge and small hatred :D :S you never had HUGE hatred but you had hatred didnt ya ;) didnt ya come on admit it come on come on we all know how you feel about Islam and we all know how you feel about UAE. Dont make me go and find all your HATRED posts. Esmerald, please c...

no Esmeralda, you are not being Irani is not our problem. as my last bf was not Irani. The problem is as you announced before, you are ga*y and i am female! sorry mate! even IF I was gay and you were the LAST woman on earth, I would rather go and jump off a cliff :D oh yeh no need to announce who y...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper,Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.. His bookkeeper is deaf & dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes ...

you should play the role of cinderella seriously so that when a frog kisses ya, you wake up from your lil dream and you remember who ALL are ohhh! Cinderella did not kiss a frog hon! I see your frustration, well it can be a result of your denial against ur homose'xuality! Dont make me go and find a...

will keep the rest private Are u threatening me? Please show your other true colors now! Are u gonna copy and paste our chats here? Well that s good, because then that will show they are some nationalities u dont like! as.... :lol: :lol: I m sorry, what do u call some nationalities in your khodmuni...

^^^Has scary eyes!

loool! u are a sad sad case! truely! :lol: :lol: So calling them Oshtor(Camel) is not an insult? it s a joke? :roll: :roll: brilliant! and by the way u never told me that u are half arab before I met u in person, I dont know why! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: and I m not persian???!!!! that is another brillia...

^^^has a talking parrot!

loooooooool

Please tell me who am I? I m not persian?!! wow! what is my race? please enlighten me and my family?

piece of work really!!! wow!

I dont care about ur insults and asumptions again!

If u have any more information about my race more than myslef, it would be really interesting to hear!

Ur announcement of me not being Persian was so amusing that I forgot this You try to tell people... No I don’t hon! U are the one who wanted this fight in public. I’m not insecure person who needs others approval and attention! In Iran we have a proverb which says “Wise people do not wash their dirt...