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I knew you were joking max but the point is many people use this forum as a guide before thier move. They may not know that you are joking with all the Islamic stereotypes. True, I too used this site for advice before I made the move, but if you are looking for all the comforts of home then you are...

lighten up guys I was joking. I think most assume you were joking.... Just repect the locals blah blah blah (meaning keep your mouth shut when they jump in front of you in line or run you off the road in their land yachts). Its funny, I have been here for just over three weeks, and based on my obse...

Pike wrote:Well, if thr westerners (and I am a westerner) can get it to a 10-3 ratio, I'll pop a cork....no pun intended!

I dont get it

Well, if thr westerners (and I am a westerner) can get it to a 10-3 ratio, I'll pop a cork....no pun intended! I dont get it I am not sure which part you don't get, but my guess is this... we were discussing about westerners vs emirati or arab drivers, since most are muslim, then they do not drink....

Being female in Dubai is like being female anywhere else. Dubai is a familiar or as different as you want it to be, maybe a bit hotter. Great club scene, lots of westerners, some little things are different. Really not as big and scary as it seems. Driving is probably the most stressful part of life...

Heres a novel idea:

Why not get a bunch of cops, put em in cars, and tell them to start pulling over people who drive like A$$HOLES!

here's a good suggestion. Strict traffic rules, 1 year in prisonment, for minor offenses, and life time inprisonment for the serious offenses, and PLEASE, I will ask, dont give lisence to INDIAN and PAKISTAN, they are the one who does lots of road accident... Sh!t man, you're crazy! The problem isn...

That reminds me of something funny that happened to me. My buddy and I were getting toasted at a bar one night and a blind guy was sitting threre drunk as hell. We had this long drunk conversation about politics and playboy magazine in brail etc, until last call and time to leave. Seeing that he was...

haha, or the guys who upon leaving the bar spot a policeman waiting to catch drunks gettin in their cars, so one guy starts stumbling wildly and starting a scene, yelling F__ you, im outta here, etc and then gets in the car and starts to drive. The cop pulls him over makes hime get out and gives him...

to be honest, i think its a bit risky now. Rule number one in my book is if you haven't been here to see for yourself do not under any circumstances buy anything. Come to Dubai, do your homework, choose a good property that you feel is worth the price. These days prices are sky high and there are to...

Wow, thats really ironic that you asked that. I have also been looking for Ipecac for some time now. Seems we have a latenight food thief in the office. My friend had an entire jar of peanut butter (which was in his desk drawer) eaten and left empty in one night. I want to mix in a little of the mag...

Melanie wrote:So glad i didn't add that you have to clean my Villa for free the first 6 months and that includes a full body massage LOL i would have been ousted ! All kidding aside.. i will take the massage though

Haha, we'll need to have a few drinks first.





American/9 months so far/M

fairy So glad i didn't add that you have to clean my Villa for free the first 6 months and that includes a full body massage LOL i would have been ousted ! All kidding aside.. i will take the massage though :) Haha, we'll need to have a few drinks first. American/9 months so far/M shes a girl you i...

Ahhhh, it all makes sense now. Yes, the word changer is an idiot.

yes, what exactly do you need? I am a native english speaker.

Geez, seems you are coming here to have fun and sleep around. Gosh you westerners have no damn ethics - you'll do it with everyone anywhere. And you being a teacher - want to come here and sleep around with hot guys. Which school are you joining? Should get you blacklisted. Some teacher just like y...

Mate,
The bailout isn't intended to buy ALL of the mortgages/mortgage backed securities, just the ones that are at high risk of default i.e. the sub prime mortgages (the ones given to people who couldnt afford to pay them off). Dont get your panties in a bunch.

Sheikhmo wrote:Dubai is the World Class City of the future.

In 10 years all countries will look at Dubai and go WOW!

Yea, they'll say WOW what the hell was I thinking when I bought an apartment there.

i think max, the bailout in the UK and US is an actual injection of cash, the sub prime problem here and over the pond has meant the banks have not got enough cash due to a higher ratio of lending to deposits. Yes, it is designed to keep the banks liquid so they can continue lending. It is also des...

I think you've been drinking the water

Im just saying you sound like you sit inside all day and read Dubai tourism brochures. "I don't see any reason for distortion or intent to mislead" How about the fact that it keeps the foreign investment bucks rolling in as long as people think their apartment will be worth something is a ...

check out www.totallyproperty.com and go to the dubai property link, there are tons of people in the business there who might be able to help you.

what do you call an arab with a vibrator?

Nope, she's a retard

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(edited to keep my a$$ out of jail)

Yea, she has personality I supose. My dog has personality too, it doesnt mean I want him running the house when the cat kicks the bucket. John McCain means well but the old fart has one foot in the grave already. If he died and Palin became pres, I thinki t would be the final blow for our country. O...

Funny you mentioned that little incedent arnie. My friend got thrown in jail a couple weeks ago for putting his arm around his girlfriend at McDonalds in jumierah late one night on the way home from a bar. Some local punk had a problem with it and called the cops. He spent 2 nights in an overcrowded...

yea dude, no matter how you swing it its friggin expensive to live here! I think the RE market is still better than in the states but its beginning to look a bit shaky righ now. Talk of no mortgages on completed property etc.

shariqq wrote:So you prefer Obama's socialist policies?

Absolutely!
(but if you really beleive he is a socialist you must be a republican (aka retard))

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