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How about chicken or pork?

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Pardon?

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I lost mine when I was 17 on the rugby pitch I hope it wasn't during a big match mortimer :shock: Kids, these days seem to want to get rid of their virginity, like it's a millstone around their neck. I'm not sure if there is a 'right' age as it all depends on the individual but one thing's for sure...

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My prediction? City 2 Utd 1

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Viva CITEEEEEEH! 15 more minutes! DF is rooting for your team BM!

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...giving your seat to a pregnant woman, speaking with at least two word sentences, driving manners, holding the elevator...just general courtesy...what happened to it?

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Better to have loved and lost than be married with a psycho.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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LOL, I saw that too.

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Men are from Mars, women are from another Galaxy!

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Sorry to hear that mikehunt. How about etiquette concerning chamberpots. Men, if there are five pots, and I'm standing behind the 3rd, and the rest are free, don't use the one next to me, cause that's weird, aight!

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Quebec.

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Bien sur. Pourquoi?

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mikehunt, I hear you loud and clear!

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That bed looks dull, no wonder...The bedroom should be a place where memories are made, or am I missing something?
And absolutely no children in Mommy's and Daddy's hobby room. No way.

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kanelli wrote:People must have pretty boring se.x lives if they think that the bed is the only place in the house to have fun.

Quite right, chair is also good. Excellent angle of approach.
Fortunately we also have a jacuzzi attached to the bedroom. Which is also off limits for children.

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How many times I have watched men picking their noses at traffic lights. I wish they would change that bad habit.

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I do not find that woman attractive.

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City can take it all in their last home game, what a way to become champion, in your own stadium! Sunday the 13th most DF-ers will be watching!

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From now until the 13th of May I'll be a Born Again Christian.

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Give your votes please.

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mikehunt wrote:Is that where the action is?

I'm also curious. Talking about going to a movie with popcorn and cola and who will pay what, doesn't sound very exciting.

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Here is my advice. First, guard the freedom of ideas at all costs. Be alert that dictators have always played on the natural human tendency to blame others and to oversimplify. And don't regard yourself as a guardian of freedom unless you respect and preserve the rights of people you disagree with t...

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Super!

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I am responsible for what I say, not what you understand I say.

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It might be when you play poker bowling on your ipad, it is possible you're playing with a orangutan. Any orangutan member on DF? :-) MIAMI — The 8-year-old twins love their iPad. They draw, play games and expand their vocabulary. Their family’s teenagers also like the hand-held computer tablets, to...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRse-IePpbE

.dehsinif si elttob eht nehw sdrawkcab klat ylno nac I

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.nam eciN

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEN-kHe5o_Y

I was older than the above two, but I did shout "she kissed me, she kissed me!"

After swimming lessons I brought a girl home because it was dark. After a few months she kissed me when saying goodbye.

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That's impressive! I'm the proud county record holder of coaster biting. It's a regional thing.

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^^ Is full with quality posts.

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