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bonitta wrote:best present for guys is girl's naked body dressed just in red ribbon, waiting for him with a bottle of good wine

Close enough?

I almost died of boredom watching Harry Potter. Twice.

Not_Sure wrote:Theyre trying to get me!...u know.....THEM!

CIA or CID?

Well I wouldnt say I cheated death thrice but I almost died. 1. When crossing a road on a zebra crossing. Yet I know it's stupid on a one way road due to the habit on look on both sides, I see the signal turn yellow and looking behind the last car crossing the signal. then I put one step in front a...

I wish I could whine about Pepsi dirtying my NEW JEEP!

I see your point though. We all have those days.

And pimping is illegally legal!

1. Spalding volleyball
2. FedEx box
3. Chest hair (sorry, I only saw the trailers)

You should see my local "American" college. 80% of people smoke, including girls and professors.

ahamed wrote:I remember seeing the house's light going on & off at times at mid night when we used to pass by & the house was empty for years...

Who paid their DEWA bills?

ISH wrote:

gtmash wrote:You should see my local "American" college. 80% of people smoke, including girls and professors.

damn yo were is that

DON
ISH

There are two "American University" of whatevers here. I'm in one of them. I think the other one's the same.

What's all this bull about swapping armies? You'd have to be a citizen of a country to be in its military.

bear wrote:
We know, we don't care. It's also very unhealthy to drive a car, go out in the sun or live in a city.

The worst part is making non-smokers smell the stink and join in the cancer count.

People drive a car, but it is illegal to kill someone with one.

sauron wrote:
I wanna stop, but sanctimonious reformed smokers irritate me. Grrrrrrrrr.........gimme another fag.

Try a gay bar.

http://forums.evolutionm.net/showthread.php?t=188126 Nice info right there!! Wow. Looks like Mitsus still aren't that reliable. Dunno what you are on about... Evos are some of the most solid cars money can buy, ESPECIALLY at the price and power... My IX is tuned from 280 to nearly 370 hp for almost...

williell wrote:
I've read that much of the UAE's military is expatriatese.

Hey man, which moron told you that? He must've confused the UAE military with the UAE "labour" force. Decades ago, a handful of expats joined the military, but not anymore.

easternjewel wrote:Other social networks are blocked cause of the amount of nudity uploaded.

True, but no more skin than what is seen on local beaches though.

mcbrite wrote:If you ever tried to drive a turbo-car...

I have a Supra TT.

I've read that much of the UAE's military is expatriatese. Hey man, which moron told you that? He must've confused the UAE military with the UAE "labour" force. Decades ago, a handful of expats joined the military, but not anymore. " The Trucial Oman Scouts, long the symbol of public...

Not_Sure wrote:-shisha (im trying to cut down on smoking here)

Wait, are you trying to cut down on shisha, or are you trying to replace cigarettes with shisha?

Because shisha will kill you way faster.

sage & onion wrote:

Bleakus wrote:its like 110Dhs every 4 days, every 2 days if i went to the desert

Mine does about 450km for Dhs110 also about 4 - 5 days, never been into the desert with it

15.9 mpg

I've read that much of the UAE's military is expatriatese. Hey man, which moron told you that? He must've confused the UAE military with the UAE "labour" force. Decades ago, a handful of expats joined the military, but not anymore. My next door neighbour is a general in the Army and he's ...

That thing was never sold here.

So what's your alternative solution? It's a very good idea and I honestly back it. If it means "70%" of Dubai workers actually shared transport than all taking their own car to work every day then the problem is solved. It'd help if they did not make carpooling illegal. There are already ...

So what's your alternative solution? It's a very good idea and I honestly back it. If it means "70%" of Dubai workers actually shared transport than all taking their own car to work every day then the problem is solved. It'd help if they did not make carpooling illegal. There are already ...

Dumb woman. Insurance will fix it.

Where the hell did you get a Dodge Durango?

Is it even sold here? I don't even know...

the 6 yr option isnt available to expats & service is free only for the 1st year Are you saying if you're a national you get 6yrs warranty but as an Expat you don't? :shock: :shock: If I'm understanding your statement right, that's just stupid. Haha! By the way, Chaotic. You actually saw Actyon...

I believe the number is down to 122 now. Tell me some of you actually took a dog in.

Sharjah will probably take Dubai's lead and start tolls. Like paid parking. Money = yummy!