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If you pay approx. 4000 dirhams you paid of your fine and total of 30 days inpoundment. For a sales rep. thats not more than your monthly bonus. Easy, right? Hope your not in property brokerage ;) You are assuming everyone in sales gets paid "western" salaries. 4k could be his entire sala...
by gtmash
Feb 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Speeding Fine and its in RED
Replies: 45
Views: 6333

Chocoholic wrote:If you're going to get one, get Gurmin! Maps not totally upto date however.
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The woman means Garmin. Updating the maps each year will cost you 700 bucks each time, or you can download them illegally from the net, if you know where to look.
by gtmash
Feb 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: GPS system for UAE?
Replies: 6
Views: 11112

Let me know if someone knows how the cars are treated at the impound i know its an impound not a covered car parking at mall of emirates or anything but still let me know if someone has gone through this and if they still got their car back in good condition the car will be treated really really ba...
by gtmash
Feb 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Speeding Fine and its in RED
Replies: 45
Views: 6333

I saw Sammy The Shark at the Atlantis last week. Considering Atlantis is an advertiser in Gulf News, it was an awesome advertising ploy to start a fake campaign to free the fish, only to increase public curiosity and therefore visitors. I haven't even seen any of the dolphin shows here yet, but even...
by gtmash
Feb 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: SAMMY THE SHARK
Replies: 7
Views: 1237

Re: Dubai Traffic seems moving towards Abu Dhabi

If one travels from Dubai to Abu Dhabi, you can see the traffic getting busy. It seems more people working in Abu Dhabi, but still staying in Dubai. I presume the case of rent being paid in advance for the whole year. I heard that they have started a real good bus service between Abu Dhabi and Duba...
by gtmash
Feb 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Traffic seems moving towards Abu Dhabi
Replies: 18
Views: 2931

I saw Sammy The Shark at the Atlantis last week. Considering Atlantis is an advertiser in Gulf News, it was an awesome advertising ploy to start a fake campaign to free the fish, only to increase public curiosity and therefore visitors. I haven't even seen any of the dolphin shows here yet, but eve...
by gtmash
Feb 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: SAMMY THE SHARK
Replies: 7
Views: 1237

Wednesday Jones wrote:10. Yalumba's Friday brunch followed by an allnighter at Double Deckers, or some other choice hostelry

Bin there, ooooooh

:drunken:


Typical.
by gtmash
Feb 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Nine Mistakes that can Kill your Personal Growth
Replies: 5
Views: 1390

Dubai Knight wrote:Being single is not the natural way of things. Nature requires a level of attraction and breeding in order for the continuation of the species.

Knight


Tell that to the homos.
by gtmash
Feb 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: being single!!
Replies: 36
Views: 13318

This just proves that whites will get paid exhorbitant salaries in whatever jobs they are in (and unqualified for). And before some of you harp about your "superior" educational qualifications, unless you've graduated from Harvard or Oxford, you can STFU about your perceived "smartnes...
by gtmash
Feb 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Reality Check - Porche Guy
Replies: 6
Views: 1849

Del wrote:
smoggie wrote:City Centre


That's much further from the Beach Road than Karama.


Maybe he is just trying to avoid the slums of Karama?
by gtmash
Mar 01, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: keys cut
Replies: 8
Views: 1457

smoggie wrote:
Del wrote:
gtmash wrote:
Del wrote:
smoggie wrote:City Centre


That's much further from the Beach Road than Karama.


Maybe he is just trying to avoid the slums of Karama?



Do they have slums in Karama?


It's the Ghetto, brother!


Yep. Slumdog Millionaire was set in India, but filmed in Karama.
by gtmash
Mar 01, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: keys cut
Replies: 8
Views: 1457

He made those comments in Germany where it is a crime to deny the Holocaust. I personally think 6 million is hugely exaggerated - but even if it was 600,000 it's still too many. Some throw around the number as being 17 million. No doubt, lots of people were killed, but to give Hitler credit for hav...
by gtmash
Mar 01, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: ELLO ELLO Where is the so called FREEDOM OF SPEECH EY
Replies: 5
Views: 1242

Re: any one wanna dance

shorn77777 wrote:and this is not a dating forum,

yeppp..

yes i know.. i know.. superiors


Are you saying I cannot hook up with women at your event?
by gtmash
Mar 01, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: any one wanna dance
Replies: 12
Views: 1929

boo hoo?
by gtmash
Mar 01, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Public Holiday changed to Saturday 7th Feb 2009
Replies: 10
Views: 1773

Re: Formula 1 theme park cancelled

"In 2009, we will hand over the majority of our properties. That is when we will start recognising the profit." Basically, they've already sold the apartments off-plan and have that cash from years ago. When they finally hand over, they will announce that they made XX million from selling ...
by gtmash
Mar 02, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Formula 1 theme park cancelled
Replies: 5
Views: 1836

Re: Formula 1 theme park cancelled

"In 2009, we will hand over the majority of our properties. That is when we will start recognising the profit." Basically, they've already sold the apartments off-plan and have that cash from years ago. When they finally hand over, they will announce that they made XX million from selling...
by gtmash
Mar 02, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Formula 1 theme park cancelled
Replies: 5
Views: 1836

All those cars heading for Abu Dhabi! The parking there is a nightmare now, whats it going to be like when all the Dubai mob descend on it? They have 'Parking Structures' (Multi storey car parks!) but still park in lines down the middle of the small roads between buildings. :shock: :shock: :shock: ...
by gtmash
Mar 02, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Traffic seems moving towards Abu Dhabi
Replies: 18
Views: 2931

All those cars heading for Abu Dhabi! The parking there is a nightmare now, whats it going to be like when all the Dubai mob descend on it? They have 'Parking Structures' (Multi storey car parks!) but still park in lines down the middle of the small roads between buildings. :shock: :shock: :shock: ...
by gtmash
Mar 02, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Traffic seems moving towards Abu Dhabi
Replies: 18
Views: 2931

Play nicely children... :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight "Lewd, lascivious, paedophile, promiscuous, incestuous, beastiality loving, drunkard, drug abusing, homosexual, immoral, deceptive, hypocritical westerner!' I had to cut and paste it for you, cause this is an MB-classic. Anyway....Mr. Star Wars ...
by gtmash
Mar 02, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: See what happens when
Replies: 14
Views: 1362

RobbyG wrote:Me ain't serious...you are ;)

Twofold: Cookin' hot in your BLACK bimmer... or (cookin') hot like a player!

2005 still remains the past as I can remember.


I figured you thought it is an old photo. That camera/film was awful.
by gtmash
Mar 02, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Traffic seems moving towards Abu Dhabi
Replies: 18
Views: 2931

quatroporte wrote:but if she is hot as Angelina Jolie... then you should not blame him :lol:

you should be happy for him j/k :D :lol:


I am safe then. I find Angelina Jolie to be ugly. Even she said she used to think she was ugly.
by gtmash
Mar 02, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Will you cheat if?
Replies: 58
Views: 9867

Del wrote:
smoggie wrote:As you know Del, I'm into a bit of older.....Unfortunately these days it's a bit of younger :o




:lol:


I saw a late-90s movie of Helen Mirren, in a school-teacher role. And even then, she STILL looked like a granny.
by gtmash
Mar 03, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Attractive Older Women
Replies: 74
Views: 23017

Well, thanks I guess.... I know what your talking about, I've seen many in real life aswell as here. Always beating their chests with "proud to be a Pakistani" while secretly hoping their Canadian immigration comes through as soon as possible. Willing to leave all their patriotism behind ...
by gtmash
Mar 04, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sri Lanka cricket team attacked in Pakistan
Replies: 47
Views: 8130

desertdudeshj wrote:DUDE ! uh..If you bothered to read the last page of this thread you would know, as I've mentioned a few times in my posts that I'm Pakistani...

I might have the mental age of 12 but your reading ability is that of a 4 yr old :D


Hehe
by gtmash
Mar 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sri Lanka cricket team attacked in Pakistan
Replies: 47
Views: 8130

sage & onion wrote:
RobbyG wrote:Sure, with so many guys around every man would be clappin' his hands when a woman approaches him for an edgy night.

Don't be ridiculous ;)


Not every man


True. Although TV and movies make it seem like every Western man and woman has cheated at least once.
by gtmash
Mar 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Will you cheat if?
Replies: 58
Views: 9867

how were the queues? nO queue....had taken an appointment online....arrived at the centre at 8:15, half an hour earlier than the appointed time and yes it was all over in an hours time. They even sms a reminder a day before and the card is couriered at home....(still it does not shake my world) You...
by gtmash
Mar 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Emirates ID
Replies: 15
Views: 3173

Wait. Dubai owns property in the casino capital of the world? Was the CityCenter supposed to have a casino too?
by gtmash
Mar 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai World's Signature Project went bankrupt
Replies: 8
Views: 1965

Misery Called Life wrote:Ha ha...this thread is hilarious. There is a problem going too fast, driving slow, dosen't seem right either.


If you drive slower than me, you are an idiot. If you drive faster than me, you are a maniac.
by gtmash
Mar 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The most dangerous car on Dubai's roads...
Replies: 25
Views: 4306

Re: Pork Meat

I just saw a report at TV why Mosems dont eat pork meat: Its a old tradition based from the Jews, they wanted to be different from the other tribes even in their food....is this true? They don't eat it because it is considered unclean - the meat contains worms and harmful bacteria I believe. That's...
by gtmash
Mar 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Pork Meat
Replies: 77
Views: 10711

If we are not supposed to eat pork................Why did God make it taste so good! It tastes like shit. I ate it once by mistake in America, and I knew I was eating shit when I put it in my mouth. So I spit it out and later found out what it was. Normally I cannot tell the difference between red ...
by gtmash
Mar 06, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Pork Meat
Replies: 77
Views: 10711
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