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gezza wrote:Take him/her to the pub.
Ply with wine.
add a cheap chicken burger.
dodgy smelly taxi.
season with more wine.
JOB DONE!!!


hope this helps.
Enjoy your date :o


Do you guys know any other hangout BESIDES a pub/bar/hotel?
by gtmash
Dec 03, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: ur ideal date location,
Replies: 15
Views: 4814

Re: hey

hack88 wrote:the best part is that he had the baby girl on the Independence Day :)


Or they just kept it quiet until announcing it on independence day. Remember Shk Zayed?
by gtmash
Dec 03, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Shaikh Mohammad and Princess Haya blessed with a baby girl
Replies: 16
Views: 4305

Re: Allah Bless

Candidate wrote:We all pray to Allah for her well being and 1 million congratulations to the royal family.


Why not 2 million?
by gtmash
Dec 03, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Shaikh Mohammad and Princess Haya blessed with a baby girl
Replies: 16
Views: 4305

Both have the same engine. The main difference is the Pathy has 4-wheel independent suspension, and the (lighter) Xterra has independent-front solid-rear suspension. Means Pathy more comfortable and Xtra is better offroad. http://www.drivearabia.com/nissan/nissanpathfinder06.html http://www.driveara...
by gtmash
Dec 03, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: What NISSAN SUV to buy?
Replies: 4
Views: 2908

Re: gas bottle

meseta wrote:International City apartment.
Anyone know of a reliable gas bottle supplier ?


Look for Al Shafaq Gas. They give out flyers there. Hope Du gave you your phone/net/cable connection already.
by gtmash
Dec 03, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Getting a gas bottle/cylinder
Replies: 21
Views: 9247

Re: Relocating to Dubai

gezza wrote:
check pms my son


Who's son has PMS?
by gtmash
Dec 03, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Relocating to Dubai
Replies: 15
Views: 4474

There is descrimination - specially if you are indian/pakistani/phillipino/bangladeshi and it is very overt. No need to ship your stuff. They have everything here. If you have a place to store it that would be best unless you are moving here for good. A pint of bear costs 7 bucks (25 dirhams) A few...
by gtmash
Dec 03, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Please help me!!!!
Replies: 31
Views: 5021

maximusprime wrote:
Think of it, how else could the USA afford to pay for all those bombs!

Nah, we just borrow the money from china


Not really. You guys pay China to buy their lead-painted products.
by gtmash
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Please help me!!!!
Replies: 31
Views: 5021

Should have hit home for anyone from Abu Dhabi... that's where it was filmed. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie myself. was it really filmed there? Hehe, did you think the Saudis would let that movie be made there? I spent the movie figuring out which scenes were in Abu Dhabi and which were in Arizona.
by gtmash
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The kingdom
Replies: 14
Views: 2117

Maybe they'll stuff Indian labourers on top of each other and make a buidling out of it. They're cheap.
by gtmash
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: A building put together without concrete, wood or steel
Replies: 3
Views: 1104

English Girlie wrote:Okay so I renewed my visit visa at Dubai Naturalization. But you can only renew for 30 days and it cost 550AED.

Doing a visa run to Oman tomorrow. Will keep you posted on how that goes!!


I thought your company would give you your visa by now.
by gtmash
Dec 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Renewing visit visa.
Replies: 20
Views: 5725

gezza wrote:
^ian^ wrote:


What...

The...

Flock?



good point mate.
WHAT THE love IS THAT tasty!!!!


WHAT THE love IS THAT tasty?
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Tailgating..
Replies: 9
Views: 1506

gezza wrote:
^ian^ wrote:


What...

The...

Flock?



good point mate.
WHAT THE love IS THAT tasty!!!!


WHAT THE love IS THAT tasty?
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Tailgating..
Replies: 9
Views: 1506

^ian^ wrote:Breaking News: Chief of Police smashes Homosexuals Ring.


They did break up a mass homo wedding last year.
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: CID and state security smash huge prostitution ring
Replies: 6
Views: 5426

I just got my first speeding fine. I think I'll ask for a photo and frame it.

Still don't know where they were hiding that camera.
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Radar Cameras!! For revenues or minimise violations?
Replies: 6
Views: 1437

^ian^ wrote:
gezza wrote:do you mean r32???
if so then yes
8)


Golf is VW
R32 GTR is Nissan.


I saw a Golf GTR here. I also saw a Corolla Type-R, a Sunny Evolution X and a Mustang California. Ok, ok, the last one was a fake, but good cars nonetheless.
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Car recommendations
Replies: 15
Views: 3722

You can meet English Girlie. She doesn't even have to know your name. Heehee.
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Meeting people in Dubai
Replies: 3
Views: 1849

sorry gt, I should have never mentioned the 4x4 word and I agree with you 100%. is that an SEL? I got a SEC560 that needs a bit of work. You got a good classic. That's my first car, a 190E 2.6 with AMG bits. Now it just sits around! By the way, if you want such classics, lots of them come in from J...
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: Where to buy from
Replies: 6
Views: 3133

BigO wrote:050


Etisalat sometimes give a number which someone else cancelled, but didn't bother telling it to the world that his number is cancelled. Happened to me too.

And the messages? Etisalat simply sells their phone list to the lowest bidder. And they admit it openly.
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Wrong numbers and junk texts
Replies: 3
Views: 1648

Anyway, I did a search and couldn't find it, so I will chip in with my 50 fils. I do not mind being asked if I have one dirham... I do mind the tetching (tsking) that I get if I DON'T have 1 dirham. "Maam/Sir you have one Dirham?" - even when I'm by myself, and I am no Maam. "No, do ...
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The one dirham city
Replies: 19
Views: 3019

I'd like to know how a few grams of drugs show up in airport scans? They got dogs in the back and wait until later to pounce on you?
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Crime reporting,
Replies: 3
Views: 1106

Re: myspace

sage & onion wrote:
gezza wrote:does anyone here have a myspace?


I got a "lotaspace" :lol:


Give him his space, will ya?
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: myspace
Replies: 4
Views: 686

Re: Are tourist stuff open during Eid al-Adha?

Hi I will be on holidays in Dubai for a few days between December 18th and 21st. I understand that the Eid al-Adha will start on the 20th -- do you think that the shops and other touristic things in Dubai (dune bashing, diving, etc) will be closed during this period? Thanks in advance Xavier The sh...
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Are tourist stuff open during Eid al-Adha?
Replies: 2
Views: 1456

If the case is Brits against Brits, I'm not sure who the police will side with. Most of the middle-finger cases which hit the papers is usually a local reporting a Brit.
by gtmash
Dec 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Abusive behavior
Replies: 18
Views: 3603

I'm a step ahead of you. Mine is from Japan, but I found that this was better than most gcc examples I have seen. True, seems the Japs don't really drive much in their crowded cities. Their cooler weather helps too, since my interior is falling apart in the heat here. But some of their cars do have...
by gtmash
Dec 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: Where to buy from
Replies: 6
Views: 3133

I bank with Emirates and they're excellent. Did you follow-up your fax with a phone call or just sit waiting for it. I often find if I need things done immediately, I go to the branch, where I get first class customer service (although I am not a first class customer). They are heaps better than Ma...
by gtmash
Dec 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Banks at Dubai!! Do you find them professional??
Replies: 4
Views: 4000

It's just a feel good act anyway. I'm 90% sure it all gets burnt or turned into landfill. True, some have seen the workers mix all the recyclables into one pile when putting it in their truck. Some also have this weird idea that their stupid Hummer is "safer," when it will be the first ve...
by gtmash
Dec 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Recycling Hyprocosy,
Replies: 2
Views: 2668

^ian^ wrote:Even the crappiest locations on Naif Road Deira have long waiting lists.


Not to mention asking for key money. However, businesses here seem to run on credit. Shop gets stuff from wholesaler, shop sells stuff over six months, shop then pays money owed to wholesaler.
by gtmash
Dec 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Opening a store in UAE
Replies: 10
Views: 12272

Well... the problem is the fines are simply not enough to deter people from driving badly. At 200 dirhams... some people can afford to drive like a maniac... On the other hand... there's clear indication they could increase it to 300 and make more money... but they haven't so... don't think it's 10...
by gtmash
Dec 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Radar Cameras!! For revenues or minimise violations?
Replies: 6
Views: 1437

Not sure it's worth getting caught with drugs. You may get lashed. You will go to gaol. You will get anally raped in gaol (apparently big problem). You will then be deported. Or... you could just leave the drugs alone. I think anal-raping is discouraged in prisons here. It probably leads to new cha...
by gtmash
Dec 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Drugs in Dubai
Replies: 44
Views: 6789
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