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Rich + Old + dying = True Love

Rich + Old + dying = True Love

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overco...

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring. If you...

HP wrote:I am pleased to announce the Miss Dubaiforums.com 2005, her excellence


Miss Choco

how about me ????????????????????????

sniper420 wrote: Is that Miss Choco? Then I betta be Mr. Dubai Forum!

Your day dream will never come true....hahaahahaha

maal accha hai to qimat nahi dekhi jati
ishq ho jaye to surat nahi dekhi jati...

do u know the meaning of this ??

Naif park is the one for romance....coz naif police station is also very close to that .......

"tension lene ka nahi, dene ka" so don’t leave the forums.. create circumstances for people to leave :lol: enjoy Translation "tension lene ka nahi, dene ka" ( i am in love wid u ).....rest is in english" :P How sweet , u never told me ..............hey respond me about my pic ,have u attached it wi...

"tension lene ka nahi, dene ka" so don’t leave the forums.. create circumstances for people to leave :lol: enjoy Translation "tension lene ka nahi, dene ka" ( i am in love wid u ).....rest is in english" :P How sweet , u never told me ..............hey respond me about my pic ,have u attached it wi...

:shock: Is that Miss Choco? Then I betta be Mr. Dubai Forum! :twisted: Your day dream will never come true....hahaahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks God it wont come true. I need a woman yonger than moi. oh ic..i tot u need a man....Leban was telling u are gay....anyway its ur personal matter......i ...

Naif park is the one for romance....coz naif police station is also very close to that .......:roll: :shock: kekeke. Last month they gave hormone therapy for those gay boys. Now if they find a couple smootching, then will they have abstinence sessions? BTW does Dubai police jails have internet cos ...

Dubai me aap ka hardik swagat hai....Welcome to dubai......Marhaba bikum fi Dubai...Dbuai me mai aap ka tahe dil se istaqbal karta hoon...

wat u are expecting from a friend ?

love means sharing and caring... u care for him and share everything u have. true love?? that applies to people who give false love. but for me, my love is in the truest and purest form! whoah!!! i need a drink tonight! yes true love mean caring and sharing .... I care about how much money he has +...

Chocoholic wrote:Sniper420 - are you saying I'm old!!!!

no ...he said u are still 36 years old ..i mean 36 years young

sniper420 wrote:

emadullah wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Sniper420 - are you saying I'm old!!!!

no ...he said u are still 36 years old ..i mean 36 years young

kekeke did i?

u didn't but it is understood the way u r talking.....there is a saying in urdu lang..."aqalmand ko ishara kafi hai"

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D-Unit wrote:hey coolwater...r u a he or a she? where r u from?

cant u see his message ? "I am male age 28, working in Duabi in reputed international company"

SOME MORE FACTS................. IF YOU PROPOSE HER FOR MARRIAGE, YOU ARE CHEAP. IF YOU DON'T, YOU ARE CHEAT IF YOU ADVISE HER, SHE THINKS YOU ARE CONTROLLING HER LIFE. IF YOU DON'T, SHE THINKS YOU DONT CARE OF HER. IF YOU GET ANGRY ON HER, YOU ARE SHORT TEMPER. IF YOU DON'T, YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS WIT...

HP wrote:sniper ,

who is emadullah? Is he a gal? seems so .....because u r trying your best to score some goals :0). To be honest , girls make a person asshole . Look at Jamal , he is like a bull dog but he also exchange the sweet PM with girls .

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Hi there my nice visitors :-) I am really very serious in that matter, i really look for a serious relationship in Dubai. I am not in Dubai yet but i will come after the mid of october. I would like to correspondence with that luck lady before i come. I am planning to setup my own business over the...

sniper420 wrote:

emadullah wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Sniper420 - are you saying I'm old!!!!

no ...he said u are still 36 years old ..i mean 36 years young

kekeke did i?

did u ask choco to show the assets ? i think so.........

oh come on emdulla...get over ur facts about women..uve posted like 50topics with the same freakin "facts" b4 u date with a girl pls read some facts about girl..have a look here soo if Santa changes his mind..his only choice left is u i guess.. something is burning......anyway you can not find girl...

Sniper420 - are you saying I'm old!!!! no ...he said u are still 36 years old ..i mean 36 years young kekeke did i? :lol: did u ask choco to show the assets ? i think so......... OK SISSY boy u wanna know what are her assets? Her most important asset is kindness to animals irrepective of species th...

hi everybody! here is your broken heart friend. could you guys let me know that how i can replair it, to drive car of life on track? :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: eww....once heart is broken in love then its very hard to repair it....time heals everything but true love never goes from the heart....time k...

yeah baby! we may be all that but you guys still can't live without us. mwahahahahahaha! lol u know urdu ? there is a saying in urdu.... ek majmue me ek AWRAT poochi "Agar hum awrat is duniya me nahi hoti to sare mard kaha hote "? ek admi foran bola "jannat me" ok for english reader i wil translate...

Yes, you have to be lucky enough. Most people spend their lives without meeting someone they can love like in the fairytales, and some people meet that person in Highschool. Hope that you're lucky. Is that u in the photo Linda? If yes vous est tres beau. Oh why is my heart beating so fast? Oh no ca...