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Dubai Knight wrote:Nothing wrong with having a female friend you fancy, sometimes it can lead to a deeper relationship but often it is purely platonic.



Knight

Deeper DK?

Please explain!

Is the "edit button" on the barred list for usage?

Land of hope and glory.

(Various versions of the words in Jockland)

Can booze impair your memory?

-- Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:50 pm --

Can booze impair your memory?

-- Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:51 pm --

Can booze impair your memory?

Write down what you have forgotten after a heavy night on the pop!

Who said that?

Why was there no Friday this week.

My doctor said I was only drinking to..........eh.............................eh.........

Chocoholic wrote:Really? Are we really now just going to fill General with pointless polls? Make a section for pointless polls

First entry to the pointless polls section.

As you should well know, men and women who are not married or related to each other are not supposed to be in each other's company without an escort, it is frowned upon. You don't suppose that the police realize that sometimes couples use the "privacy" of their cars for something other th...

to forget, thats it. Thats what the Dr. told me.

I think theres a reason.

Report of a car swerving on the M6, Drew http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3124524/M6-mum-fondled-self-as-she-passed-trucker.html LOL, now I can imagine the little faces on the labourers bus if they saw that on the SZR. There would be shouts of "pull over", or maybe the "over...

Can anyone recommend a cleaning service that will get rid of the accumulated mess gathered from over a months wife absence?

Just need a one off gut out not a regular maid.

Mirdif wrote:READYMAIDS number is 0505025699 or 043966779

edited to say, they charge 35 and a minimum of 4hrs but i'm not sure if its different in your area so best to ask...

Thanks Mirdif.

I suggest two baked bean tins and a length of string.

Tie one bit to your belt and you will stop losing the newly made phone.

Should this go into Viz tips also?

I forgot for the few thickos who may use this method.

Dont open the tins as the sharp edges may make you a Van Gough lookalike. The sound may be muffled but better than a Du line.

Time now for the last Bombay Saphire binge with spouse arrival imminent. Longs Bar anybody?

Never had a problem in 8 years out here.

Perfect line quality, good internet speed, faultless TV.

What more can one ask for?

Has lost the plot!

Looks like we will have more comebacks than Engelbert.

Mmmmmmmm, really needs to go to a shrink.

Wife is also an imaginary friend.

Or Linda Lovelace.

On the whole, is there a difference?

Fart launcher

Blue rinse meester?.......Bibbly bobbly perm meester?, shirt beck and seeds meester? The correct Latin would be 'Nihil Illegitemi Carborundum' and I should know as it was my id signature here for many years...and it was translated by my nephew who has a 1st in Classics from Oxford! We Brits are terr...

Hold on a tick!

Did the alleged aliens have long faces and slanty eyes?

Mmmmmmm

Dubai Knight wrote:Maybe they didn't speak Chinese?

Every movie I have seen, they all seem to speak English!



Knight

I have a tear in my eye as I say this. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Although I feel that I may say it a few other times. Oh so Kid had a wake-up call? What was that? A frisbie to the side of the head! Give me a break. Kid, you can not like other peoples opinions as much as ...

or a long slnder body in a tight leather outfit.

Bethsmum wrote:

drewpeacock wrote:On the whole, is there a difference?

LOL

I remember the days.

Or Yoda does Bejeing or naughty chinese droids