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I always found that a cattle prod in the kids neck was enough to spur them on.

The burn marks are easily hidden with a toy story scarf.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. No doubt you will be back with some drivel soon. :D Countdown 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh my, logged in after a long time and see the extremely bored and boring wives club are still at it. Tsk Tsk never learn you old gassy lot now do you. Chocs. I'll...

Hello Tom, you've just about cracked it, but you may have missed Chocs saying she knows where my holiday home is located as she visited c/o her friend Dubaidog. She has revealed on an internet forum that she has been inside my home and intends to send numerous random deliveries round, including 11 ...

Bora, I think one does not have to be Inspector Morse to get a clue to the smell,

Chocs gave it away in a recent rant that she had eleven condoms.

As they sell (so I was told) in a 12 pack, where is the missing culprit?

Check under the bed BM!

Not much of a poll for people who like British comedy. All questions directed towards EH's taste in my opinion.

After all British comedy is distributed globally so there must be something in it.

Anyway off to airporet now and watch some good old British comedy on the flight.

People who dress like that are offensive to me no matter where I happen to see them. It is really the fault of the boy’s parents to let him go out with them looking like that. He sounds to me like them Wal-Mart shoppers!!! :D :D :lol: Sounds to me like Eastern Blockers! Sounds to me that no matter ...

Well said Dillon.

I had the kilt on, the ladies had the hats on, we drank champers, we drank G+T we had a great time, and this was great for Britain.

Only w@nkers and simple minded tossers like Zonker would say otherwise.

Your a nothing little shithead Zonker

Cheap as usual with no taste what so ever. That's why various members of the UAE royal family were fairly prominently seated near the front at Westminster Abbey. If it had been done here, I assume you would have had a massed chorus of wailing, hair swinging women, a bunch of guys swinging Charlie C...

Mate many do ... straight out-a the arc ... but some come down from Abu Dhabi .. thats when it gets messy .... Abu drivers think Fuj is still the hwy .... lol .... wham bam ..... like I say messy .... But ur right once u enter Fuj .. u enter the .. drum roll ... time zone ... of the lost era ... OK...

Also what about men in sarongs? Becks looked awsome in a sarong. Zonker you're a bit of an idiot to say kilts are cross-dressing, it's national dress and that's insulting. Would you like us to say all the locals wear dresses most of the time? Because that's basically what they are! He's no local, h...

And lets hope they stuff all orifices with food items from the pork shop to ensure his sinking to the seabed is fully accompanied.

Do the promised virgins have snorkels?

Bora Bora wrote:Well said Patience. You may be just what DF needs - an OBJECTIVE voice of reason, because that is something certainly lacking here.

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So if you were not there for them, why u paid all this money to a guy? If he was a looser then how come world armies did not catch him all these years , I mean 1 vs million tells a lot. But hey at the end your governments counts on you stupidity to set their foreign policy lol , keep celebrating yo...

Have you tried a cloth to clean the table?

Well thank goodness for that FD. It had me worried for a second that we were showing some pity on this sh!thead So with the pork bits stuck up his jacksey, restricted to virgin mermaids and is more likely being processed as a Moray eels crap................................Im happy. Next please Mr Ga...

Maybe my bet at the bookmakers will come up this year! Saddam Hussain, bin Laden and just need Gaddafi duck for the treble.

Maybe there’s some confusion over what people want for a community forum? If the current Status Quo is really what everyone wants then long may it continue! I wished for a little less acrimony and a little more maturity in another thread and the response was positive, but it really needs everyone o...

Dillon, I applaud your efforts at bringing this together but as expected.................................... Bora, SPG , Kanelli etc etc had the posts to support your efforts, but as SPG stated the usual chavs DDS, red chief Zonker will never let a flow of conversation go along. Thread dead I would ...

My piece, looks like you lost Blueorb as you have entered into a debate. SPG got you hook, line and sinker and you bit as you could not face up to your errors. Hold your hand up man and admit the mistakes. ANYWAY Lets get back on topic this is about losers on the road that we should have plenty to d...

Dillon had a brave effort that was doomed from the start to make a thread that would encourage a forum conversation.

Who will be the first to take this one off topic?

The Topic is.....................................................................................

I love Dubai because?

And maybe a few others should also.

My team Borb!

Like you I come to a forum to discuss and express my viewpoint on a subject.

Not intent on joining a gang bang...................................................yet!

Dillon, I applaud your efforts at bringing this together but as expected.................................... Bora, SPG , Kanelli etc etc had the posts to support your efforts, but as SPG stated the usual chavs DDS, red chief Zonker will never let a flow of conversation go along. Thread dead I would...

No tax, nice house, nice weather.

Bethsmum wrote:Can I interest you in a gang bang Drew?

Mmmm, my first one was a bad experience as a young man wanted to be part of the tail to tail procession.

I got over it and yes up for another try.

Chocoholic wrote:It's a nice list Zubber. Sadly trying to get anyone in this place to plan any further than 5 seconds ahead is a non-starter lol

I agree with Chocs.

Sometimes though the best nights are the unplanned nights.

Its only common sense. EVERY COUNTRY HAS A DRIVING LICENSE SO NO EXCUSE FOR IGNORANCE. If you had hit me without insurance, license, registration etc and I was injured, I would take you for every penny I could for blood money. Just so you dont have another ignorant moment, you would not get out of j...

new friendly forum is attracting nice people.

Bora Bora wrote:

drewpeacock wrote:new friendly forum is attracting nice people.

Yup.

A big thanks to Dillon and a pat on the back to those who are working towards a better DF. A big BOO to the few exceptions who can't move on.

Now now Bora, something about Dubai pleeeeeeese LOL.

I am just thinking of the indian guy who was sitting with me on the second time in traffic court, he was drunk and took a wrong turn 23,000AED and he dint have the money, i am sure he is still inside coz those are 230 days in Jail. . its funny that people killing others on the road can get away wit...