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Drives car like a crazy man on SZR after win!

Now let me think about this carefully!

Imagine..................................

The mentality of those who dont take infidel juice, what would they be like with it?

Whats that stuff they take thats legal on a Friday, CAT?

WOW, I get a shiver down my spine.

What did Marian Faithfull do with her Chocs?

What did Marian Faithfull do with her Chocs? Drew, as far as I remember, and it was a while ago now, Ms Faithful shoved her Chocs where the sun don’t shine and her then BF, rumoured to be Mick Jagger, devoured it. :shock: I can’t recommend it, Drew, it makes a right mess. Do I need to shave first?

Do you only have access to a computer while at work?

thats what happens when you pay peanuts and you hire people with a brain the size of a nut :D its a shame that schools in Dubai/UAE dont really care about students. They only care about business and generating money! If you are going to hire cheap people from India/Pakistan/Sri lanka/Bangladesh atl...

I feel like singing Mary Poppins songs. Feed the birds tuppence a bag, tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag. At the cuurrent rate of exchange, replace tuppence with 8 fils a bag. Almost the same as the sevice charge in Sharjah I would say, so dont feed the birds is the lesson. BM, good idea, pics from...

@BM allegedly - and in some forums some/typically mods delight on "finding" out "who" is "who"...waste of time if you ask me. Ambassador, thats the power of being a mod on an internet forum. Some of us will never reach such dizzy heights. Equivalent to the 110th floor ...

Was it hand delivered afterwards?

I am sure all the 50 year olds flocking to Cambodia and Thailand are Indians/Pakistanis/Bangladeshis... CCTV's should be there, and criminal checks should take place. Unfortunately, 3rd world countries dont have a proper criminal check system while 1st world police records arent checked for most jo...

Kung Fou massage gives happy ending..............................so I hear BM.

-- Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:53 pm --

Im an expert in special delivery.

benwj wrote:But there IS a way of finding out if you have a good one.

You knock it with your knuckles.

If it sounds hollow, you've got a good one.

Same applies if you're looking for a subservient wife too I suppose.

What the Arab guy?

Chocoholic wrote:LOL nice one! I actually like DIY, I'm not bad at it. Like to get the tools out every now and then.

Arf arf my tools not getting used much Chocs. Any suggestions or is there somewhere I can put it for a while out of harms way?

For or Against?

Not for me, they will never keep focused on the game a constantly chat to the supporters on the sideline

Yawn, I gave up after document C in line 1.

Sorry back on topic if I knew what it was

Was born in September 1969

Hi Im a 16 year old girl from Engerland who is very lonely at night and is seeking company.

My father is the king of Jordan and will only give me an allowance of $80,000 per night, is this not cruelty to girls?

Or do I need a good spanking?

Is older than me.........................me thinks?

Or wiser which is easier.

-- Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:25 pm --

melika969 wrote:^^^makes me old for 14 years!^^ (but is right abt sepember!)

So is there any significance about the 69 in your name?

How can technology associate the clap with a bra?

69 is good, 14 is bad!

I was in Athens a few days back and plenty available there, no price tags so I assumed as free of charge.

Oh one said 400BC, so I assume that to be some old European currency?

oi...am i black ? Good grief! A blast from the past! Hope all is well at the Gezza end? -- Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:40 pm -- BM, this is for you: :drunken: See, how she leans her cheeks upon her hand! O I wished I used my other hand, that I might touch her little lamb!" Or is it me just on the rand?...

My understanding is that you need residency for each specific Emirate.

melika969 wrote:Should know I just like 969!

Should share what it means.

I have one going cheap!

Zunker, This is what you call nonsense.

Well, I dreamt of my dead grand-mother, and that I was a kid again! In the morning, wifey was cross cause I was sucking on a dummy, "You've been acting childish all morning," she said. Pick out the 'something nice' there!

Should know the next number in the sequence is 42

Yalla, Yalla.

Maybe likes fast work!

Goodness gracious me!

Spell checker has a huge point Zanker.

One would need an Egyptologist to translate what you just wrote

shafique wrote:LoL. Excellent stuff - very funny. Thanks.

You're off my foe list now Drew - not much need for it now.

Cheers,
Shafique

Nice to hear.

Maybe we should all settle down and put the past behind us.

Anybody in?