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dodgeek

for an american ur english needs some improvement......please don't tell me you are coming here to teach english?

dude...its totally illegal man.. they might chop your hand off!!! only men can hold other men's hands........

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have u guys smelt indian chics?
ahahahhahahahahahahaha

some indian chics are hot....but once they open their mouth...........................................................

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both smell!

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hahha... Dr. Angel... if u knew that was coming i would guess that you were thinking the same! hey...its not my fault a high majority of them smell.....and when canadian russell peters...the indian that makes fun of indians does it.. especially their accent...its fine????? well if over 800 billion o...

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just dun understand y they get so hyped up over some game.......its a game for god's sake!

same goes for hooligans in english football......the thing is.... these hooligans used football as an excuse to bash people up.......the indians and pakis used cricket as a reason to cry........

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obviously doc is feeling a lil inferior rite now and worried that his babe is gonna go off with some dude who's gonna wine and dine her to bed.... my wife's a crew and she hold her own against advances from sleazy men. and i dun have a problem with that because in a relationship u need trust. withou...

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dude...mebbe she was trying to cook.......... :roll: she couldn't have learnt how to cook arabic in 1 week now could she? perhaps she had a tight budget? perhaps she can't go out and eat those wonderful arabic delicacies? anyway....it depends on what sort of grocery u need.....pork? u prolly can get...

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dude....u wan chinese noodle soup and stuff like dat? i just discovered this place.....singaporean who learnt how to cook in malaysia....pretty darn good and authentic....uhhm....where's dis place.....u know the road near satwa...where there's rows of restaurants leading up to dubai dry docks and th...

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nope.....dubai real estate is at the top of the plateu....its going down.. anyway...there has not been a significant rise in prop prices since Sept 06. And rents are coming down in certain areas..... so its a vote against purchasing props at this time... mebbe in a year or 2. Furthermore, the qualit...

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millenium tower is da new buildinig...stones throw away from the burj dubai tower under construction....its located at the fringe of business bay on SZR... u need to get a car :). thats coz there aren't any shops or restaurants within walking distance!!!! its not like 21st where u go down and u get ...

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uhmm dude.... i've got a Malaysian passport and i got my license after 5 lessons and 1 exam for manual car. I'm not too sure why u failed..... its actually pretty easy! just don't make mistakes. and for your info i have alwiz driven right hand-drive cars and just had to get used to left hand drive. ...

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good one!

made my DAY!

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dude...so i guess Nakheel falls under this category of fly-by-night developer?

they've got major issues in International City, the Palm, Discovery Gardens, Jumeirah Village.......

and they are the direct developers + master developer....

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well zonker...... dun take my word for it. if you or ur fren wants to plonk like 1.5 - 3 mil for a villa there i would highly recommend that he inspects it thoroughly. i'm not too familiar with jumeirah village but i think ppl have already moved in...so its safe to inspect the ready-made places. pay...

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ok let me cut a long story short. basically dis is wut happens (at least in Dubai Driving Centre, Dry Docks - january 2007) 1. i need to sign up for 40 classes and pay for it (around Dhs 2000) 2. wait 1 week to start classes 3. if u din do shifting then its 45 minute a class per day 4. i took the 1 ...

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you want the honest truth? CANCEL YOUR TRIP!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha....anyway...thats a biased opinion. every time i step into Cairo i dread every minute of it and wish i could turn back and get back on the flight. the nile river is nice....just don't walk along the bank....it smells of urine and garbag...

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uhmm...u can show skin to me anytime!

(as long as you look like your avatar)

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so i guess b4 u start ur professional career in being a player....u might want to learn how to get dumped first?

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zinc .... crown plaza

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gee ......... i wonder who?

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VIP Packages?? :roll: :roll: :roll: :twisted: dude....dis guys are real money suckin machines.... its not bad enuff that you have to pay for fukking classes that u dun fukking take coz u dun fukkin need them but they now have special 'PRIORITY' club membership!!!!! i was so god damn pissed off when ...

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so why am i paying when i dun need the lessons?

duh.....

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mebbe she was showing too much skin? :oops: :oops: haha...sorry just can't help it..... anyway there is some truth to this thing about paying too much attention... and it is a sound advice to all them stalker-wanna-be.... women just dun dig into this sorta lovey dovey pay attention to u every second...

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mebbe u can set up a flower shop?

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TAKE IT!!!!!!

it is a wonderful opportunity to learn about how things work in the UAE!

no seriously...how late is late?

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i've got a spouse and we have a pretty well-balanced attention-giving plan

she give.... i take!

haha...kidding....its a give and take thingy...and yes even when u are married everyone needs their space.

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uhmm...i'm a frequenter to the land of the free... saudi arabia... i love it! women are not allowed to drive.... they can't show no skin..... women are not allowed to speak to other men....hrmmz..perhaps thats a good solution to Dr. D!!!! and yes....u actually DO get jailed for speaking to another m...

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personally think that u guys have really sweet tooth...gimme one of those and i can't even finish one...its all too... SWEEET!!!

yeah..and damage to my waistline!

Excuse meeeeeeeee duckie

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has any of the complainants actually sat down and think to themselves.....

"Hrmmz......they kept me out of Dubai or Sharjah roads for a reason....."

but then again.....looking at the kind of drivers we have here.... i wonder how half the UAE actually passed their driving exams!!!!

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uhhmmm.... i think you should be more wary about your fellow South Asians being racist towards you.......

thats what i noticed.

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