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Kid I said the old proper red plates. Same like the blue and grey ones. Not the one with the red stripe on the top which anyone can buy. Anyways someone with a the proper red plate no 888, I dont think is any ordinary joe. I also agree with what you say. But these are the older gentlemen, without ti...

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Misery Called Life wrote:This Aamir dude needs to tell us more.
I mean what exactly is his issue with condoms?

Maybe he doesn't know how to use one. Hey Amir, no dude not like that. its the other head it goes on !

What other head you say !..Ah bejesus I give up

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I had a contractor wanting to buy my 1st discovery for the same reason, What is it with you guys you all a bunch of posers ! Anyways well since you do plan it take it offroad then look between these The pre 2008 Land cruisers Nissan patrol Prado V6. FJ cruiser Pajero H2 H3 There are some american im...

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I have food on my mind, America schmerica cup who cares.

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and on the other side

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/swedi ... to_tan.php

oldy but goldy from the land of Rob G

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=69664

I love the argument given by Frank Hedegaard from the Socialist People's Party in the end

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Guys stop fooling around, I don't know anything about Ukaranian procedures. You asked me to send the 1000 dollars and the passport so I did, and now your making up all these kind of stories. I must tell you I'm not a very happy camper at this moment, if you can't get it done just send back my money ...

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Hey wait a minute now your saying it can be done here in the UAE. So why did you ask me to send you the money and my PP then ? All my vacation plans are messed up now because of you guys. I had rented a brothel in odessa and it has the finest hoes around. Now the lease has run out on it. Now I will ...

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Hey man stop mucking about, why should I do anything. Everytime you ask me for something new I'm done. All I know is you have my money and passport and no visa. You better not be yanking my chain and hope that I can still get my hands on some hoes at Borysil. BTW. how are those pics comming along

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Man I've already sent you every thing from my passport to my stool sample and yet you insist on these shananigans. Its a good thing one of my Nigerian friends is transferring me a large amout of money soon after I sent the remaning money in my account I had after sending you the 3 gallon urine sampl...

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WHAT.....ME.......Earn some money from you...................NOOOO.

I sent the money to

Bunghole agency,
69 Imageezer road,
bollocks county.

And your name is not Mr Farkme indahole?

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Yeah I passed by Shj yesterday and parts of industrial area are plunged in total darkness. Kinda creepy actually

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Oh WOW, dem be some of the bestest hoes, and airport facilties I've seen. Wouldn't mind getting it on in the lobby at all specially at the dutyfree. I sure hope these boys send me my visa so I can go there ASAP. I sure hope Olga is not upset for me being so late. I'm taking a bunch of those Xtra tin...

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You can have yulia, I've already booked this Olga for myself.

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Wonder where Mr Farkme went ?

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Yeah come to think of it 4 mil dooesn't have the same ring it use to it have. A few high end coupes and SUV's and you have some change left to gas them up

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There is A law in AD that any police officer can stop and fine you for reckless driving , they take your car for 1 month and Jail 1 week, I really disagree with this law I disagree with a lot others aswell. As for the reckless driving law. I think they are not doing there job properly at enforcing ...

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Again guys. Too much detail

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This thread has gone to the dogs as with almost all over here and turned into petty bickering. Some people really can't help them selves from being turds.

Mods please delete or lock this. It was meant to spread awareness for a cause but now no one is benefiting out of this.

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Oh no my friend, women are not cry babies. Thats the strongest tool they have in their aresenal against men. When all else fails throw in a lttle tears and you see tough cigar smoking, raw hide chewing, arms thick as tree trunk men turn into little wimpering poodles ready to dance at madams every co...

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Don't worry about the looks you will get, they will be the same looks that the laborers and office workers get at Carrefore (except they tend to fondle the bras). Buhahahahaha.....So true. I never got that. I always see these men in the ladies undies section, and always found it pretty strange. May...

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FARKU............FARKU............Where did you go man ?

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As for ban you will get one as soon as your labour card is cancelled, but that should not affect your employment in the Dubai free zone. As usually freezones have nothing to do with the MOL .

But just check with the FZ o be sure as various freezones have slight diffrences.

Rest I dunno

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No the furniture market is not well it is still suffering from cooties and high fever, I knew something was not right as the mexican sombero was snugling with the persian carpets a bit too much. Now I'm afraid it might have caught H1N1 also

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What places are there for these fairs? Oh we have them all over place. Foriegn a ffairs local a ffairs. Usually people rent a room in a hotel or go out to the desert to have the said 'fairs so they don't get caught, as I'm sure the wives and husbands wont be very happy finding out about these. Once...

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orientantique wrote:What currency do I need to take to travel in Dubai?

You will need dubaistan dollars, very handy and accepted everywhere.

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China offcourse, nothing like rolling down Shk Zayed Road in a blinged out long wall pick up

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Emirates ID in itself is a big catch

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We had the same prob when my wife landed a job in abu dhabi. And Intially had to commute for two weeks from Shj to Abu Dhabi. Really wasnt a pleasan't experience. Getting up really early and comming back late. Specially for me and I had to do this twice a day. If you can move somewhere closer to Abu...

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