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You gotta be fooking sh!ting me..

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I read somewhere that income tax in the US is actually illegal and unconstitutional !!

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Kudi hondi tey ithey post karda !

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Chi rascal fellow, what you talking about only ! Both Peters and Night were bred and brought up in N.America . Get it no YAAR !

I actually prefer if they speak with a fake English/American accent rather than the orginal malabari accent

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Finally a Lebanese admiting to being plastic.

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Still on a buzz from my weekly offroad trips into the desert. Nothing like the adrenalin rush of buzing around in the dunes and also nothing like the calmness and beauty of the desert to relax and unwind nerves. Great stressbuster. That is if I was stressed in the first place

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First of all you need to check if there was camera on that intersection.

It takes appox 2 days for fine to show up.

Good news for you camera wont click if you took a right or U turn. But dont blame me if the fine does eventually turn up.

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I have a good friend who works at the biggest local( govt : only for locals ) Uni here and is into educational development. Its a very good gig everything is paid for. Plus loads of days off and short working hours

Oh and he's Canadian and probally know one word of Arabic. So give it a shot.

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First of all go do a course with DTCM ( dubai tourist and commerce marketing ) as a tour guide( last time I heard 3000dhs ). Once you get approved then apply to all the big tour operators who bring in groups, like Arabian Adventures, Emir Tours, Orient tours, Planet tours, Alpha tours, Travco and La...

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It would be nice if one knew where to send in his work to.

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Forget what offroad said. He will recomend a jeep to even somebody who is asking advice on a toaster. Kia's are no good so try to avoid them, I would say get a Landy. Either Range Rover or Discovery. Yes they are available in your price range. But Won't since 99.9% of the morons in this countrys don...

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Go for the Local one. As 99% of american imports are shipped here are insurance write offs and repaired here. If the price is right and you can make out that the intial damage was not too devastating and repaired properly and not a patch up job. As some are written off for even small damage like a b...

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Dude :D , you recognized the avatar :lol: long time no see, hope you're ok and everything is fine , next week I am gonna be in LIWA for the desert challenge , coming ? Thnaks for asking I'm cool and everything is OK. Liwa, me, nope. I'm too used to getting paid for those sort of events. So going ou...

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Well you have an Auto license you could be driving till kingdom come and still not be allowed to drive a Manual. What gave you the impression you could ?

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For Answers to all the questions you might have. from who killed JFK, why do chickens sleep while they are standing, the meaning of life, is there life on mars and to find anything and everything from kryptonite to Unicorns please refer to yellowpages dot ae asif.ahmed you can thank me later for mak...

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Slavery I say. Ok lets break it down 400 PM just for bedspace if she is single female living in shared apt/villa or 1000 PM minimum if renting own room minimum 300 PM for food ( for arguments sake although 3 squares a day would come more to that ) Lets say 300 to 400 transport. Thats more or less ha...

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What do you have for the range rover ?

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Broken ring, pinion. another jeep thing !

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Ok so what is on your list of "prestige" cars ?

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Just keep your Junk in the Trunk mate

Sauna too small to carry a towel inside

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HEY !....why was I edited !

Ok the goat thing might a bit rude but rest is true !

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People, did you guys fail to notice a couple of vacant spots ! Good time to apply I think. A good buddy of mine has just started to work freelance with them. Never bothered to ask how much they pay him.

Right about now I wish I was a journalist

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NO ! I want to get paid a 100k a month for not doing much. Or send in a few pages worth of articles and get paid 50k. Both suit me fine

As for your question, mafi tourist here this season, all my ex colleges are sitting and swatting flies !

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Laymans terms : Massive During this time we guys didn't have time to breathe. Now most are being asked to take long voluntary vacations. Mostly its local market now. Not the huge multimillion incentive trips we used to do before where a very expensive 5 star property would be booked for a couple of ...

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Why not, why can't the dude wear the T-Shirt. Although I'm not a fan of hitler or nazi's but when a european news paper can print material which 1.5 billion people worldwide find extremely offensive and then claim its their right ( freedom of speech etc etc ). Why can one dude wear a T-shirt !

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I just love how some people only seem to remember racism on the part of Europeans etc. and they completely ignore the many examples of racism committed by non-whites/non-Europeans through history around the world. Thats because they are so good at it, and there many more examples of it than others....

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This story is baseless !

I'm suppose to believe that the police beileved that the mallus were driving a FX 50

its a global fact they only drove sunnys at 60. Oh wait a minute this story is outrageous that it just might be true

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you are scrapped

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A river in Egypt

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