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I hear you guys and understand your angst, I would be pissed too. I think the proper legal and skilled workers who could be potentially benefit to the economy have to suffer due to these freeloaders. Another case of one bad fish spoiling the entire pond. What do you guys think about canada ? It has ...

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Bora he specifcally said he wanted to meet Nice ladies

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-- Sun May 23, 2010 8:14 pm --

Chuck Norris wipes his @ss with chain mail and Sandpaper

-- Sun May 23, 2010 8:16 pm --

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Bora Bora wrote:Kids - they should be sedated.

I think they should be checked into cargo. Same at resturants and movie theaters. Also the dumb south indian kid across the door whose mum thinks the hall way is a playground for that turd !

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Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer ! They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take sh!t from anybody. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship ! http://media.ebaumsworld....

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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have ...

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Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick re...

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On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead ...

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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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hes a crack fiend !

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Chuck Norris will play for team USA but he will not got to S.A. He wil just roundhouse kick the ball fom his back yard and it will land at the back of the net !

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It would make a lot of Pakistanis Happy. Most of them are dying to go to the USA anyways ! Would save them from the green card hassle and make immigration easy ! :D I for one say either invade it and get it over with or bugger off. And invade it properly and not do a half ass job like Afghanistan an...

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Yes thats what you retards do, endlessly SPAM. Seiously whats with you ? Can't you post a single post without dishing out some kind of spam of yours ? How stubbourn does one have to be ? Almost everyone here has told you they don't appriciate your spam, you've even been banned because of that and ye...

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Chuck Norris farts are the real reasons behind global warming.

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Chuck please go to where ever this plonker lives and roundhouse kick the spam out of him.

www.chuck-rk-antispamroundhousekick.com.

!!!!!!! oops !

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Man the new level of dumbassness people continue to achieve surpises me !

I was too outraged to even see the video and the image itself grossed me out !

http://timesofindia.hotklix.com/Hotklix ... ng-toddler

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Berrin please this has nothing to do with this topic. I undestand your in the middle of running a West is the greatest satan smear campaign but please keep it contained to where is supposed to be.

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Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver and won !

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Chuck norris CAN roundhouse kick the oil back into the well and plug it.

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posted by sozon » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:58 am

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Only shows the Mosque and Church need to stand untied to twart atempts by little dark evil doers !

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Bahh all I see is good oil that could be used to power awesome cars being wasted !

-- Wed May 26, 2010 3:39 pm --

P.S : Chuck and me are good buddies

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Berrin wrote:Ooops DD I thought that was dumbassness too.

Yes and you fit perfectly in

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I love this land to bits been here over 33 years but this is the only isssue that bugs me to no end. Atleast make some kind of positive steps in the ight direction. Some kind of permenent residence gree card-esq status even would be a step in the right direction. I feel they cannot avoid this very i...

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I already have friend scouting the area as we speak, was in Dam square yesterday, in Belgium today I think. So buckle up buddy boy ! and be ready to roll out the carpet

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Hey man any apts vacant close to where you live

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As you can guess not many footie fans here and is that the only thing you ever talk about ?

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Yes as you can see in one of my earlier spost earlier I also got caught up in this. Wheter the same group or not I dont know, but could be as it was later in th eevening and on th eway to Abu Dhabi and it was under police escort. With the Police blocking all lanes up front while crawling at 80 on a ...

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