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i did say cautiously ....

want to borrow my zimmer frame?

touche

dubai girl wrote:want to borrow my zimmer frame?

What in the hell is a zimmer frame??? Please advise![/quote]

http://www.google.ae/search?hl=en&q=def ... rame&meta=

you may have to change your name to zimmer girl

Ha Ha Ha, Zimmer frame, huh??? Thanks for the hint!!! I don't think so!
I can't wait to meet you Mr. DBXMAN!!! I might forgive you for this....someday!

car girl

so you are mobile ... did i mention i had all my own teeth and most of my original hair????

was actually going to point out that 3/4 of the population of dubai are actually employed as labour; they live in labour camps and earn between 800 and 1200 AED per month. people often miss-quote or manipulate the dubai population figures to bolster all sorts of claims... however take the 3/4's away...

Princess Banana Hammock wrote:I am yet to meet a good fish. Or at least a bright enough fish to take the bait. The fish in the Arabian Gulf are a little bit dim!

ha-ha-ha ... very well put

the banks both sides will charge you - local ones to draft the and process the transfer (normally about 60AED) and i assume the local uk banks will also extort thier pound of flesh to process it inwards. what i have done is i have a standing order with the local bank each month and transfer a lump s...

Little American humor A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked "Sir, what will you have?"??? The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please".??? The robot clicke...

Ramadan will run from about the 22nd of September till the 20th odd of October this year. Depending on when it ends you may also be here for the fist part of Eid. During Ramadan you cannot eat, drink or smoke during the day outdoors without getting a) shouted at b) arrested c) fined/ jailed. I see y...

mmmm ... like one of those movie dvd's where you can select your own ending... in this case both are equally as funny (or as bad)

there a few 2nd hand bookshops, one called the "house of prose" (thought that was a pretty good name for a book shop) in jumeirah centre on beach road, and one in satwa on "plant street" (opposite all the pets and plant shops). i can't guarentee they'll have it/ them, but general...

a mere spring chicken at 40

Dbxsoul, I have a hair piece if you want to borrow it! It is a little red with blonde highlights running through it. I'm sure that it would look really good, and would be more than welcome to let you have a try at it........Think it would be good to debut it at our next event....... mmmm. prehaps i...

Hair becomes important if you want it to be important. I like my hair short ;) I had long hair once and its a pain to take care of Yeah I keep mine short too, mainly because it all fell out :lol: :lol: :lol: ha-ha - was actually looking at some old photos a week back, with my long hair and earing.....

ha-ha - was actually looking at some old photos a week back, with my long hair and earing... (sigh), the good-old, bad-old days ... i eventually cut it as well, as the split ends used to irritate the crap out of me :lol: *kicks dbx's walking frame from under him and pushes him over* thats for tryin...

ban for housemaids and drivers employed on private sponsorship is 1 year (not 6 months as with other catagories). it would depend on how and on what contract she was employed in the first place and under whose sponsorship.

omg! didn't you ever read any shakespeare????

i'm to much of a gent to extol the benefits of cod pieces here... but you can look at this link

http://www.google.ae/search?hl=en&q=def ... iece&meta=

Somewhere to keep your sarnies warm eh? Nice.

one way of putting it

sigh, seems that we are both in the same predicament... will the afternoon never come to an end...

of course, you should realised, before you get all excited (haha), that a codpiece is basically padding

like a medieval form of viagra

good one, although i was think more along the lines of "false advertising" with the viagra analogy - bit of a peacock syndrome

mmmm, been thinking, maybe a codpiece is not such a good idea after all... i wouldn't be able to run as i'd bruise my knees

nah, south african ... or south effrican as gabs like to call me

can't say i've heard of viz though ... why does he have a codpiece or a sporren?....

threads are there to be hijacked

hahahaha ..... okay, point taken...

mercifully no wheel barrow though ...

i wonder if there is a market for second-hand codpieces???

what are, or who is gabs?

and sorry, i thought it was south 'iffrican'

effrican/ iffrican ...... tomato/ tomado

gabs i believe is still on vacation - another df member

the bar has dropped, limbo, limbo, limbo

poppy wrote:

dbxsoul wrote:

what are, or who is gabs?



gabs i believe is still on vacation - another df member

i see.. she / he gone anywhere nice?

france i believe

hahahaha

well there goes the myth about growing hair on the palms of your hands then ....