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Re: Big meeting of all forums in Dubai 30 th April 2009

Sharp wrote:Don't forget You're In Boy!!!.............

Er ... what boy am I in :? ?
by bonk
Apr 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Events
Topic: Big meeting of all forums in Dubai 30 th April 2009
Replies: 22
Views: 4505

Qu'est-ce que c'est?
by bonk
Apr 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Law 13 amendment finally unveiled
Replies: 24
Views: 1911

RobbyG wrote:You have about 20 countries in Europe to go.

Good luck Bonk!

Σε ευχαριστώ

... 19
by bonk
Apr 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Law 13 amendment finally unveiled
Replies: 24
Views: 1911

I saw a t-shirt once that said something like ...

When you're cold, you turn blue.
When you're embarrassed, you turn red.
When you're sick, you turn yellow.
When you're scared, you turn white.
And you call us "colored"!?

... A "colored" man was wearing it.
by bonk
Apr 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: skin bleaching
Replies: 22
Views: 4886

RobbyG wrote:Como? Even I can't read that ;)


De donde eres!?

... 18
by bonk
Apr 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Law 13 amendment finally unveiled
Replies: 24
Views: 1911

Gå på vågeblus.

... 17
by bonk
Apr 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Law 13 amendment finally unveiled
Replies: 24
Views: 1911

Re: Big meeting of all forums in Dubai 30 th April 2009

Sharp wrote:I mean't t Say!... If they 're going to arrest uss!.. I won't leave you you're hand!.... Offcourse I will say fine take uss we 're dubai forumer's!!!.......................... no worrie's Now!!!.................

:shock: ? What does that mean in English?
by bonk
Apr 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Events
Topic: Big meeting of all forums in Dubai 30 th April 2009
Replies: 22
Views: 4505

xty wrote:i heard it's true.
use condom.

Would a pharmacist sell you the pill then even without a marriage certificate? And how would they know you're wearing one anyway?
by bonk
Apr 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Birth control pills
Replies: 23
Views: 13916

dresden wrote:What or who is Modhesh?

A big yellow maggot that promotes shopping in Dubai during the summer.

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by bonk
Apr 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The grinning yellow b£"$&*$ is back!
Replies: 30
Views: 4190

Well, in a way, you gotta thank them (the authority) for creating this law, because this will help make all people who are se.xually active to wear condoms to stop the spread of STD's and germs. And germs :? ? But I'll feel silly walking around with a condom on my head. The pill was much less consp...
by bonk
Apr 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Birth control pills
Replies: 23
Views: 13916

You need to change size and/or resolution in a photo editor. Assuming you're using Windows, there should be one bundled with it.
by bonk
Apr 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Cant put avatar
Replies: 9
Views: 1601

Haven't tried IE8. Find Chrome the fastest and less of a memory hog than the others.
by bonk
Apr 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai high tech talk
Topic: Are you using IE8?
Replies: 3
Views: 1389

RERA is updating their rent index for the first quarter 2009 at at last. They don't have a table but here's some values (with previous figures for comparison) ...

Dubai apartment rent index
Dubai villa rent index
by bonk
Apr 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai House Price Index Q1 2009 - Prices declined 41% !!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3277

If you are changing jobs within the same free zone then you shouldn't get a ban since your sponsor (JAFZA) remains the same.
by bonk
May 04, 2009
 
Forum: Working in Dubai
Topic: contract and jebel free zone visa problem
Replies: 6
Views: 6863

Re: Dubai property prices to fall '70% from peak'

A report by Swiss finance house UBS' Investment Research analysts concluded that Dubai's residential property market still had some way to go before beginning to recover. Yes, UBS really know what they're doing , don't they ;)? UBS, the world's biggest banker to the rich, was one of the first to be...
by bonk
May 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai property prices to fall '70% from peak'
Replies: 14
Views: 2520

Re: Expat Power List 2009 - Are they KIDDING ?

Anosh wrote:Who do you think deserves to be in the list?


BangladeshiBoy
by bonk
May 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Expat Power List 2009 - Are they KIDDING ?
Replies: 12
Views: 2254

Re: Permanent Driving License

Hi, I'm moving to Dubai in late August. I want to buy (and drive) a car, and have been told I need to go through a 2 stage porcess to do this - getting a temp license for 6 months, then getting a permanent one when the 6 months is up. I was told that I can only buy a car once I have the permanent o...
by bonk
May 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: temporary drivers license
Replies: 28
Views: 16451

Re: Is six Month Labor Ban Lifted?

freeneasy1 wrote:Anyone know if its true? there are rumours about it.Please share if anyone has the accurate information.


It's under review. Allegedly.
by bonk
May 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is six Month Labor Ban Lifted?
Replies: 17
Views: 4240

Re: Dubai property prices to fall '70% from peak'

RobbyG wrote:They learn too you know ;)


Expensive lesson. That $49 billion write-down is more than the total 2009 budget for the NL Ministry of Education (about $47 billion ) :).
by bonk
May 05, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai property prices to fall '70% from peak'
Replies: 14
Views: 2520

Re: Expat Power List 2009 - Are they KIDDING ?

ahamed wrote:hey bonk.. you still stuck with that jerk? :lol:

I miss him so much. He was my bestest fwiend evah.
by bonk
May 10, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Expat Power List 2009 - Are they KIDDING ?
Replies: 12
Views: 2254

thorpdar wrote:I'm actually from the UK and have a UK drivers license, I'll talk to the UK DVLA about getting an international license.

Then you can do a simple license exchange once you get residence visa. Before that just drive a rental car with your IDP.
by bonk
May 10, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: temporary drivers license
Replies: 28
Views: 16451

They should have had enough time to make a decision by now. They need six months to form a committee, then six months to form a proposal, then six months to review the proposal, then six months to propose a form, then six months to form a proposal review committee, then six months to review the pro...
by bonk
May 10, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is six Month Labor Ban Lifted?
Replies: 17
Views: 4240

They will catch fire

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by bonk
May 10, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Guide and photos
Topic: How Salik works in Dubai
Replies: 13
Views: 8357

Surely, the right person will just come along, right? There's no such thing as the "right person". Two people make a relationship successful or they don't. It's the hardest thing in the world to succeed at, and the best thing when you do. Am I just completely old-fashioned? I mean, why lo...
by bonk
May 10, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Chuckedup.. Dubai Sux In Terms Of Relationship
Replies: 53
Views: 13979

As far as I know, once all the correct documents are filed with the labour department then you can stay - it should only take a week or so to process. But if the company won't start, then you'll have to leave and rely on them to organise employment visit visa. Or return on your own visit visa / tour...
by bonk
May 11, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: please help
Replies: 2
Views: 1089

Re: Mc'Donalds french fries

A new scandal published in the Times and reported by the BBC: New scandal? You might want to check your calendar Rip Van Winkle. It's now 2009, that report is from 2001. Same story in English . Thursday, 24 May, 2001 , 04:57 GMT 05:57 UK McDonald's grilled over 'veggie fries' . . . but others say t...
by bonk
May 11, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Mc'Donalds french fries
Replies: 18
Views: 3736

freeneasy1 wrote:There is BAN.I confirmed from MoL.You can remove the ban by paying 5000/- in case if you have the sh*t NOC from your employer.Without that sh*t,either you pay 5000/- or 10,000/-,the ban can't be removed at all.


This is an official ban-lifting fee or unofficial?
by bonk
May 11, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is six Month Labor Ban Lifted?
Replies: 17
Views: 4240

sage & onion wrote:Oh yes, I forgot the procedure!


Ah, you got caught in the last round of six-month memory bans too? I don't remember when they were suspended ;) ...
by bonk
May 11, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is six Month Labor Ban Lifted?
Replies: 17
Views: 4240

Re: Mc'Donalds french fries

haha..lol i dint kno that, i received the mail just recently. but i am puzzled. Can we eat it or not?? Depends what you trust more - an 8 year old email, or the Dubai Municipality and MacDonald's. You believe every email you get? I have a few you may be interested in, some with potentially lucrativ...
by bonk
May 11, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Mc'Donalds french fries
Replies: 18
Views: 3736

Look somewhere else unless you're desparate to save cash. It smells - sewage plant nearby. No pools or undercover parking (hot cars in summer is the result). Don't know about gyms. Public transport is improving but from IC you'll be relying on taxis mostly. Expensive. Rent a car instead. Don't rent ...
by bonk
May 14, 2009
 
Forum: Accommodation in Dubai
Topic: International City?
Replies: 4
Views: 3795
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