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Re: What A Great DF meet!!

OK, I was working this time.

But I expect an invitation to the next one.
by benwj
Oct 22, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What A Great DF meet!!
Replies: 148
Views: 11262

Re: The Return Of The WHAT ?

UAE Misery Index = 13% + 4.5% I'm sure even you can work that out kid as sad as you must be. :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol: com'aan now , you slaved enough in UAE to know our blin$ Blin$ life style here benwj :? are you one of those who take pictures next to our luxury cars at the emarites mall main gate ...
by benwj
Oct 22, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: The Return of the WHAT ?
Replies: 24
Views: 2573

Re: What A Great DF meet!!

Also BM and BB need to learn to tell the difference between bragging and imparting information in a discussion. I have never bragged about anything, more given info are part of ongoing discussions on various topics to reinforce a point. BM, brags about her BMW, her farm, her animals, all the gory d...
by benwj
Oct 27, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What A Great DF meet!!
Replies: 148
Views: 11262

Re: Metallica Are Comnig To Abu Dhabi

Good to hear that it was a great show.
by benwj
Oct 27, 2011
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: Metallica are comnig to Abu Dhabi
Replies: 17
Views: 8186

Re: Happy Diwali!

Tell me this,

If it is pronounced Divali,

then why is it spelt Diwali?
by benwj
Oct 27, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Happy Diwali!
Replies: 9
Views: 1480

Re: John Terry. Racist Or Hothead?

John Terry has a much better name, esp when calling the game.
And the ball goes to... JOHNnTERRY sounds cool.
Hello, this is Anton. His name is Anton. Harden the f*uck up Anton!
I think fu**ing bl*ck fagot would have been more appropriate.
by benwj
Oct 28, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Sports Forum
Topic: John Terry. Racist or Hothead?
Replies: 1
Views: 1470

Re: Hello And A Plea For Help! :)

Hi Rinena, Your friend had received misleading information. 1. She would NOT have a very strong case against he husband in the Dubai courts. Dubai courts could in fact award custody of the children to him (They will argue that a father with a job and a nanny is a better prospect than a mother on wel...
by benwj
Oct 28, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Hello and a plea for help! :)
Replies: 13
Views: 1695

Re: Hello And A Plea For Help! :)

Point 2 overrides point 1 anyway.
As soon as he or she goes back to the UK, the UAE justice system is a toothless tiger.
by benwj
Oct 28, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Hello and a plea for help! :)
Replies: 13
Views: 1695

Re: What A Great DF Meet!!

Hummer? BM is too snooty for one of those. She said it was a Maybach. Until them I was thinking Phantom, but close enough. p.s. She also said that it was a friend's. Now, If she had of said that she went out and bought herself one... and put a personalised number plate on it, say "BM1969",...
by benwj
Oct 28, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What A Great DF meet!!
Replies: 148
Views: 11262

Re: Hello And A Plea For Help! :)

OK, that makes sense.

All I know is that if I ever get divorced it is definately going to be in Dubai where the justice system is a lot fairer!
Que herve :lol: :lol: :lol:
by benwj
Oct 28, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Hello and a plea for help! :)
Replies: 13
Views: 1695

Re: An Audience With Barry Manilow.

"Mandy" was also my first introduction to him.
I had a crush on a girl called Mandy and thought I could serenade her with it.
That definitely sent her away.
by benwj
Oct 29, 2011
 
Forum: Movies and Music Talk
Topic: An Audience With Barry Manilow.
Replies: 3
Views: 4374

Re: What A Great DF Meet!!

Your little clique is welcome to each other. How absurd that you think I don't recognize my own personal info posted on here and somehow I have to pinpoint it to prove to you that I'm not lying. My friends have seen it and we talked about it off-forum this morning. You lot can simply piss off. Wow ...
by benwj
Oct 29, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What A Great DF meet!!
Replies: 148
Views: 11262

Re: I'm Feeling Guilty.

Otherwise known as
Wasee A-Crim
by benwj
Oct 31, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I'm Feeling Guilty.
Replies: 59
Views: 7564

Re: Suncreen.

They have factor 50 for kids in Australia chocs.
But you can still use it also. :lol: :lol: :lol:
The red hair explains a few things though.
by benwj
Oct 31, 2011
 
Forum: Health and Medicine in Dubai
Topic: Suncreen.
Replies: 16
Views: 3042

Re: Please Help Me Going To My Home :(

Listen to your employer.
He is trying to help you and improve your workmanship.
The UAE has very high standards that you must work towards.
Do not give up.
Pray to Alah
He will guide you and make you happy.
Oh, and stop wanking or you will turn blind.
by benwj
Oct 31, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: please help me going to my home :(
Replies: 2
Views: 1559

Re: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa

Imagine how it would feel to have thousands of people that you have absolutely no obligation to, pledging their allegiance to you. It gives you a boner doesn't it? Now here is the website for all of you to pledge http://www.ourallegiancetokhalifa.com/en/index.aspx Don't worry herve, I have already p...
by benwj
Nov 13, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa
Replies: 35
Views: 3677

Re: Global Village In One Sentence Competition

One sentence?
One word is enough:
SHITE
by benwj
Nov 13, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Global Village in one sentence competition
Replies: 9
Views: 2827

Re: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa

Chocoholic wrote:I don't think we'll be seeing Herve for a while.


Why not? Did he fracture something?
by benwj
Nov 13, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa
Replies: 35
Views: 3677

Re: Global Village In One Sentence Competition

:lol: The prize is probably a season ticket.
by benwj
Nov 13, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Global Village in one sentence competition
Replies: 9
Views: 2827

Re: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa

That explains why it has gone rather quite then.
by benwj
Nov 14, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa
Replies: 35
Views: 3677

Re: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa

He contacted me via other means saying Andy has banned him. Would that be FB :shock: or Morse Code? :mrgreen: What are you doing with Ian's avatar BB? -- Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:19 pm -- That explains why it has gone rather quite then. Maybe it'll give some of the new members a chance to post lol You m...
by benwj
Nov 14, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa
Replies: 35
Views: 3677

Re: What Do You Do When....

I tend to fall asleep when I shouldn't, like at lectures, at the wheel of the car etc.
I even once fell asleep on parade.
But when I need to sleep, I can't.
by benwj
Nov 14, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What Do You Do When....
Replies: 16
Views: 1924

Re: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa

It would appear so, but BM has several usernames and we've always known spellcheckergirl to possibly be one of them or more likely Drew in disguise. Don't know, don't care really. Just wish people would be original and get their own avatars instead of pinching others and confusing the forum . Your ...
by benwj
Nov 16, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: UAE40th: Our Allegiance To Khalifa
Replies: 35
Views: 3677

Re: Dubai Rugby 7's

It has lost its charm since they stopped allowing expat brats to get wasted.
by benwj
Nov 16, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Rugby 7's
Replies: 4
Views: 807

Re: Dubai Rugby 7's

drewpeacock wrote:
benwj wrote:It has lost its charm since they stopped allowing expat brats to get wasted.


When Ben?

When they sold out for the first time and it went to their heads.
They then tried to market it as a blue ribbon event, which it ain't.
Its just a good excuse for a piss-up and nothing more.
by benwj
Nov 16, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Rugby 7's
Replies: 4
Views: 807

Re: Christmas In Dubai

I suppose that there will be the usual DF christmas dinner?
by benwj
Nov 16, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Christmas in Dubai
Replies: 12
Views: 1473

Re: How was your day????

I've been recovering from Sandance last night. Great gig, The Script were brill but I am seriously considering giving up the grog.

OH, these times are hard,
Yeah there making us crazy, Don't give up on me baby
by benwj
Nov 19, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: How was your day????
Replies: 21
Views: 1984

Re: INSPIRATIONAL MUSLIM LADY

All religions preach similar ideals Shafique, acceptance, tollerance, equality etc. Islam is not a lot different in that respect. You can preach all day about the virtues of islam and it is there to read in black and white, but the proof is in the pudding. How followers choose to enact their faith i...
by benwj
Nov 23, 2011
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: INSPIRATIONAL MUSLIM LADY
Replies: 31
Views: 3610

Re: INSPIRATIONAL MUSLIM LADY

You can preach all day about the virtues of islam and it is there to read in black and white, but the proof is in the pudding. How followers choose to enact their faith is the difference. True as far as follower is concerned, but I don't judge Catholism by some pedo priests. In a country you don't ...
by benwj
Nov 28, 2011
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: INSPIRATIONAL MUSLIM LADY
Replies: 31
Views: 3610

Re: England V Pakistan

I'd say they will be on sale soon BM.
To be fair, they should be the same price structure as the Pakistan Sri Lanka games which started at 30 dirhams and went up to several hundred for VVVVVIP.
Traffic will be a nightmare so I suggest sharing a ride with DDS.
by benwj
Dec 07, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: England V Pakistan
Replies: 15
Views: 1875
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