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desertdudeshj wrote:P.S : That nose you talk about, semetic trait i.e Jewish

Different shaped noses DDS.
Jewish noses are big with big nostrils. They have evolved that way because air is free.
Aboriginals never really evolved. They have flat noses like a gorilla's.

Bethsmum wrote:My dog is more cultured than you and he licks his own bollocks.

We'd all like to be able to do that BM!
Why else do you think Mr Emirati talks to you?

symmetric wrote:What about Is'Haq (Isaac) marrying Refka (Rebbeka) at the age of THREE years old.

Geez thats a bit young. They wait until at least 6 yo in Saudi.

Harleys are for wimps.

Turn away now Chocs, but it has to be done to avoid disapointment. the setlist will probably go something like this: 1. Creeping Death 2. For Whom the Bell Tolls 3. Fuel 4. Ride the Lightning 5. Fade to Black 6. Cyanide 7. All Nightmare Long 8. Sad But True 9. Welcome Home (Sanitarium) 10. Orion 11....

desertdudeshj wrote:Hmmm...where did you get this list from ? If this really is the case, then it might be worth it after all.

Got it from a metalica website. Same list for the past 3 shows, except for the first encore which varies.

Bank?, Good Service?, not possible! Most expats go for HSBC because of the name, but as chocs said, the name counts for SFA when you put dickheads in charge of it locally. Although I can't complain too much and have had a good run with Emirates NBD, Mashalah. Only had a problem trying to bring money...

Bethsmum wrote:Never been to Vagas, Ambassador, I've never really fancied it.

BM, you mean to say that you didn't go to your daughters wedding?

I am also going to be married by Elvis one day.

If you come in on the other passport, I assume it won't have residency and you'll get a tourist visa. I also have 2 passports and can't remember giving my existing passport details when applying for the second one. Of course, you will have to depart UK on the same passport that you plan to enter Dub...

Chocoholic wrote:

Ziadzmb wrote:Great and I wish you happiness and joy ...the life is full of pleasures and the reward is a good woman...Keep it up please

erm women should not be a reward for anything! We are NOT property!

Any warranty come with that reward chocs?

Another quote from the even open-minded Shaf,
Next you'll be trying to tell us that we decended from monkeys, another one of those weird scientfic myths.

Flying Dutchman wrote:I was just not used seeing plumber cracks in casino's.

That was the coin slot for the jackpot FD.

eg looking at numbers of children in families in Pakistan and Bangladesh where no benefits are paid, and comparing them with the immigrants in the UK. Easily explained Shaf. Theres no TV in Pakistan or Bangladesh! But the mind certainly boggles at how they manage in a slum shack with 4 grandparents...

Thats only the half of it BM.

The BBC will also no longer refer to climate in the UK as
'English Weather'

Rather than offend a sizable portion of the UK population,
it will now be referred to as:
'Muslim Weather'

(Partly Sunny, but mostly Shi'ite )

Maybe if everyone here, including those who already have a driving license, sat through a 2 hour course and saw the photos of the wreckage and death something might register. Ths would have no effect. In fact most would get their kicks from it. Remember that this is a place where they stop to take ...

Not creepy at all. if it's done properly it's super relaxing and feels fantastic. But some people are just rubbish at giving head massages. I like the salons that have a proper lie down bed for the wash basins, then you're not hurting your neck. Err, I hate being touched like that, who wants to be ...

But I am intrigued - what does the Bible say about God when he appeared to Abraham as a man? Was He circumcised then or not? (Not a rhetorical question - and addressed to anyone who knows) God Almighty takes many forms Shaf... Circumcised, and alah natural :D Let’s analyse your theory of evolution:...

Yes they do. In the Quran?? (As for the previous points, you'll note that I gave the primary and secondary reasons for the logic of male circumcission - and that my explanation of vestigial nature of the foreskin was just a thought I had that makes sense to me.) If it isn't in the Quran, you don't ...

If it wasn't so serious an attempt to kill 289 people on an International flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, you would have to laugh at this buffoon. He was preparing to die and enter heaven," Tukel said. "He purified himself. He washed. He brushed his teeth. He put on perfume." After...

I had to google it too.

Seems a bit expensive in California though.

They are only 15 dirhams in Al Quasais. No appointments necessary. Just line up behind all the Paki Labourers and wait your turn.

I was dumped once for having a crappy car. I could sense that she was not impressed when I pulled up out the front of her house in my mustard orange centura.

In Dubai it is all too easy for mothers to leave the upbringing children in the hands of a cheap housemaid, and mothers who stay at home to give their children a decent upbringing deserve more respect imo.

Kanelli should be logging in shortly BM

The govt should make it easier for a parent to stay at home full time at least until the child is at pre-school.
At the moment the only mothers at home are the ones on welfare.

Not quite BM. My angle was more Duke of Hazzard, Dodge Charger, which would have at least impressed the car sluts. But alas... all I could afford was a pregnant rice bubble. Although it had the same engine as the charger (fastest Australian producion car for about 20 years... sorry I am getting all ...

zonker wrote:I've never heard of a Centura. Is that an Australian car? Was that like a Holden, which I know is Australian.

It was one of many Australian Chrysler/Valiants produced before they went bust in 1981.

What age do you call pre school ben, about 5? My employer allows women up to one years maternity leave. I can't remember the wage it pays during that time. I think it's 90% for the first couple of months then it decreases untill you end up with maternity pay plus £100 a week. Something like that an...

Bethsmum wrote:Is it just me or does anyone else think that the execution was a bit barbaric?

Given that he was surrounded by a few hundred gun wielding cowards, there was bound to be at least one loose cannon amongst them.

UAE Misery Index = 13% + 4.5%
I'm sure even you can work that out kid as sad as you must be.

It's all very bizarre in Misrat at the moment. The have the Colonel's body and that of his son on show in a fridge in the local shopping centre. Organised tours are available for families and single men. Dignitaries can have their own private viewing :shock: I was amazed at the amount of women mill...

An interesting study was done in the days after 9/11 when all air traffic was grounded.
They found that the average temperature rose by between 1-2 degrees due to the reduced cloud cover produced by aircraft contrails.
Can they be claimed as a carbon credits I wonder?