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bonitta wrote:
asc_26 wrote:NO, they can't talk. :( How they'll do it?

eee do they have lips?


Yes. How?
by asc_26
Jan 31, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: How to say I Love You in 100 Languages
Replies: 16
Views: 13083

scott1870: It means companies in Dubai have more finances to spend on salary expense for useless jobs. :) How about the boy who prepares tea in the office? i believe that the tea boy is one of the most important people in the company. If i dont get my tea in the morning, i wont be able to perform p...
by asc_26
Jan 31, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Most useless jobs in Dubai
Replies: 18
Views: 2436

well if a client comes in and sits down in your office, you need someone to make tea for the client, its like team work This is a different scenario, you're offering something to your client. Your secretary or receptionist who is only sitting & re-touching her make-up can do it for your client,...
by asc_26
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Most useless jobs in Dubai
Replies: 18
Views: 2436

Dilte Pagali.

HP, we're curious about that skills. :shock: 8)
by asc_26
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: How to say I Love You in 100 Languages
Replies: 16
Views: 13083

This is DF sauron. Let them be. Enjoy.


LK >>>>> :roll:
by asc_26
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Accept her as "SHE IS"
Replies: 110
Views: 12204

If you're going to split hairs Ian, then maybe we should put it in the Ladies Forum. It's a general interest story and could be justified in several of the sections, therefore until some stupid like you puts swear words in it, and it ends up in FC I guess it should stay here. Many Thanks Choc. Frez...
by asc_26
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Accept her as "SHE IS"
Replies: 110
Views: 12204

Try this one:

Have your Photocopied diploma authenticated by the education department (ministry of education or any department that can certify that your paper is correct) & have it attested by UAE embassy in your country.

Good Luck!
by asc_26
Feb 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: document issue
Replies: 3
Views: 1589

Your transcript of records (TOR) will do. I think it is more important that the high school diploma. One moment, what's the transcript all about?

Transcript of Records are for university graduate studs. :(
by asc_26
Feb 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: document issue
Replies: 3
Views: 1589

^^why hitler's photo here? Somebody made a thread dedicated for Hitler, would suggest you to post it there. :D
by asc_26
Feb 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Accept her as "SHE IS"
Replies: 110
Views: 12204

Goodbye Dubai ...Hello America. Goodluck Bushra to all your endeavors in a foreign land but i think it's no longer foreign to you. All the best there. :P
by asc_26
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Goodbye Dubai
Replies: 29
Views: 4077

Actually that's me! :x

Jabbajabba, qtmash, andyba, and redmatrice can attest to that. There's a thread about this century ago. :roll:
by asc_26
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: WHO IS THAT GORGEOUS GIRL
Replies: 32
Views: 4012

Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x

But i say "thank you a lot" :P
by asc_26
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Words woman use
Replies: 38
Views: 3243

^ian^ wrote:
sauron wrote:^^^ Not even a fine wine?


there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine.



The latter taste good, the other makes the world go round. :lol:
by asc_26
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Words woman use
Replies: 38
Views: 3243

Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x But i say "thank you a lot" :P J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard :) i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up :lol: and how do you react with those words women often use? Ther...
by asc_26
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Words woman use
Replies: 38
Views: 3243

It shouldn't last for more than 3 days, unless if the employer is already applying for your employment visa. Visit visa can be applied online by any authorized travel agencies I think the changes for visit visa are only applicable for some citizens who can get their visa stamp upon entry for 60 days...
by asc_26
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Travel Around
Topic: visit visa laws have changed recently
Replies: 7
Views: 3145

Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x But i say "thank you a lot" :P J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard :) i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up :lol: and how do you react with those words women often use? Ther...
by asc_26
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Words woman use
Replies: 38
Views: 3243

I like the valentines this year. I received a jar of Nutella and loads of sms & calls from friends around the globe. :oops:

White flowers from :oops: ...well it's the thought that counts. NO dinner date for me though.

Thank you St. Valentine. :D
by asc_26
Feb 14, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: The Pressure of Valentines Day
Replies: 66
Views: 8590

NO dinner date for me though. Nevermind, there's always DFM to keep you company while the rest of us are one transaction closer to relationship enforced poverty. relationship enforced poverty?! :shock: No dinner date for me on 14/02/2007, it's really awkward you know. Almost everyone was out last n...
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: The Pressure of Valentines Day
Replies: 66
Views: 8590

Filter the Water
Long Hours Sleep
Fresh Lemon for scaling scalp
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Does living in Dubai cause hair loss?
Replies: 61
Views: 26159

sauron wrote:Have you tried the General Medical Centre in Jumeriah ( up above Magrudy's ? ) The GPs there are very good and would be able to refer you to a specialist if necessary.



+1 :D They're better there.
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Health and Medicine in Dubai
Topic: Hospitals / Specialists in ENT
Replies: 10
Views: 7126

Re: Argument needs settling!

Over a few pints in the Irish Village, some friends and I were chatting about driving to the UAE from Saudi and Oman and other neighbours, how on earth are "Illegals" getting in other than going via the desert? My mate reckoned you can literally drive to Dubai via Oman on a road like any ...
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Argument needs settling!
Replies: 12
Views: 2030

1. Sage & Onion - A daddy of the forum who loves to play games. Conservative in a way. 2. Arniegang - A daddy of the forum wherein Freza is the president of his fan club 3. Liban - Barely know him. Is he still around? 4. Chocoholic - HP’s desire of affection 5. Bushra21 - A Queen who don’t sleep...
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Who are they?
Replies: 137
Views: 13890

NO dinner date for me though. Nevermind, there's always DFM to keep you company while the rest of us are one transaction closer to relationship enforced poverty. relationship enforced poverty?! :shock: No dinner date for me on 14/02/2007, it's really awkward you know. Almost everyone was out last n...
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: The Pressure of Valentines Day
Replies: 66
Views: 8590

Is cricket paddle part of the initiation rites? :shock:
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Events
Topic: DF regulars`table !?
Replies: 75
Views: 12421

Invite her to paintball and shoot her there.

Play paintball a lot to mend your broken heart.
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Punishment for breaking hearts
Replies: 40
Views: 6079

sage & onion wrote:
asc_26 wrote:Filter the Water
Long Hours Sleep
Fresh Lemon for scaling scalp


Also Olive oil once per week



Cooking Oil is fine. :lol:
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Does living in Dubai cause hair loss?
Replies: 61
Views: 26159

Those were my online impression of top 25 since i didn't meet any of the 25 yet except asc_26. Freza, you don't know what a loveteam is? You're in. Please stay for me. :oops: BTW, i dunno about the swapping thing that happened around here. WOW :shock: :shock: :shock: Who swap with whom? Geez.. gossi...
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Who are they?
Replies: 137
Views: 13890

Kidnap her (is it a her?) and torture her with your conversations. Tie her up (so that she doesn't escape) then make her listen to you talking for hours: "dude you broke my heart, dude, wow dude, I'm a nice dude dude, like yeah dude, I hurt so bad dude, paintball hitting my nuts bad dude, I fe...
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Punishment for breaking hearts
Replies: 40
Views: 6079

yorky500 wrote:
asc_26 wrote:
sage & onion wrote:
asc_26 wrote:Filter the Water
Long Hours Sleep
Fresh Lemon for scaling scalp


Also Olive oil once per week



Cooking Oil is fine. :lol:


we are not cooking chips ya know ASC! :lol:


It's ok as long it's OIL. :lol:

Is that you Yorky? Your avatar reminds me of nosferatu or nostradamus.
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Does living in Dubai cause hair loss?
Replies: 61
Views: 26159

Or do what a lot of us have done on this forum and shave ya head (men only of cos). Saves a hell of a lot of cash on specialists and shampoo. :lol: :lol: :lol: Dead easy in this place, go to the Hairdersser and order a No1 :lol: A No. 1 is too long, you need the cut-throat on the job! Nah, I like t...
by asc_26
Feb 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Does living in Dubai cause hair loss?
Replies: 61
Views: 26159
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