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she is definately a "yummy mummy"

Its not the case that the banks have reached their max lending amounts, the two factors that limit their lending criteria are the amount of ready cash available to them in relation to the amount of free cash from investments and savings/deposits. The viability of lending based on the affordability a...

Good post! As for Nakheel cancelling projects, they are continuing with the existing planned and approved projects such as Waterfront, Palm Deira(dumb project) and Al Fardan etc., but they are holding back on any new developments that are still in the concept stage. Despite the impending implosion,...

Hey Arnie, can i ask what industry do you work in......banking, real estate, hedge funds? As you seem to know what is going on in Dubai i was interested to know. I remember back in the UK the papers had been saying that house prices are going to fall EVERY year since 2000 and look, it has taken 8 y...

Can anyone let me know whether (I am guessing there must be) there is a property tax like the council tax in the UK and how much it is likely to be on a property costing 1million AED? Thanks. :D 2 kinds of taxes are here. Fee when you register the property with lands, I think it's 1% now and Housin...

If you are from the "33" countries who get a 60 days visa upon arrival, you can just do visas runs to Hatta and a get another 60 days on each run -- giving you probabaly enough time to find a job!! I wish people would get their facts correct. The 33 listed countries now only receive a 30 ...

Villa problem solved and now.........DM and RERA are in discussion to tackle the appartment sharing problem during 2009.

interesting how locals would react to kids doing trick or treat ie


Knock knock or ding dong

Door opens...


Local "hello"

kids " trick or treat"

Local "go away"

Kids "bam bam 2 fresh eggs smashed on the front door"

bonk wrote:They fired Michelle Palmer when the news of her afternoon delights hit the press.

Naaa, they fired her becuase her ugly mug was printed in the papers. Geez she is ugly.

The only reason she got caught is because Vince was so drunk he thought she was a looker.

Dubai Knight wrote:It must have been very, very dark!



Knight

great minds

Geez she is one ugly bird

Dubai Knight wrote:'Stiffer sentance'?



Fnarr! Fnarr!

Knight

you are soooo bad

It is not ILLEGAL par se to live in an apartment with someone of the opposite gender who you are not related to (and if it is, I know many people who don't abide by that rule) - but adultery is illegal... so you may wanna be careful in how you portray your relationship to neighbors, etc. Actually i...

mate

you should have known better

you of all people

anyways congrats on yer 3k and...............


we are over in 2 weeks we really must meet up, cos we are vacating our appartment and you will be required for collections of certain ITEMS

cameras do flash in the daytime because flash is needed as a means to stop blur on moving objects. Captain, you are right the new style speed camera's do not flash. We have them in the UK, they are fairly new technology. Ours are used on Motorways for "speed check areas". This means they p...

I thought it just meant they would not flash in the day, but still at night. Are you saying that they wont flash at all? Oh No! What I was really worried about was if the new cameras were set to 10ks over or something stupid. I'm sure it is 20Ks, but I'd like to be sure, by seeing it flash on someo...

DK i can confirm that i do indeed have a radar detector in the arniemobile and they dont pick up infra red. The current models even in the UK only detect laser from fixed or mobile camera units. Luckily, here they put up warning signs saying "speed check area" so we are prepared in looking...

mate you should have known better :lol: you of all people :wink: anyways congrats on yer 3k and............... we are over in 2 weeks we really must meet up, cos we are vacating our appartment and you will be required for collections of certain ITEMS :wink: Not going anywhere mate! The rest of my t...

the new speed cameras are dotted all over Dubai, including Business Bay Bridge and SZR. the one on Business Bay stands in isolation, as does the one on SZR near Safa Interchange. So the claim that they are average speed cameras appears ill-judged, since they can't monitor your speed over a set dist...

see here http://www.ukspeedcameras.co.uk/index1.htm Popularity On UK Roads : 2/10 How to Protect Yourself : GPS Speed Camera Detection System only. How They Work : A forward facing camera, designed to take photographs of the front of a passing vehicle, allowing the picture taken to show the driver o...

you will need a lot and will talk to god a lot after sampling my cupboard contents

and plenty of work for dodgy double glazing geezers in Dubai, he will be in window heaven

if we were in person i'd raise my right index finger to your nose and say "smell yer maw" the one that stands on its own on SZR near safa (which is the same as the new ones on the stretch near ghantoot) has been there for a month or so, and it flashes With right middle finger firmly held ...

before i sold our 1 bed appartment (marina), i was offered 160k more than once.

i am tired and my arm hurts, 60 a day is hard work ya know

i've been hypnotised a few times that seems to do the trick for a year or three ..... and very little in the way of withdrawal symptoms :roll: Look into my eyes not around my eyes into my eyes you are under..................................... Soul ... you are to tranfer the contents of your bank a...

but if they are pizza delivery lads and wear ties, then are they

Pizza Transportation Executives or Food Logistics Support Executives??

dbxsoul wrote::shock:

Arnie .....

Why do I feel compelled to deposit 50 Gazillion Zimbabwe Dollars into your LTSB account ....

you will

keep looking into my eyes

not around the eyes

into my eyes

Waqsy wrote:I wonder what they call the hookers...

Executive Client Supplier or Executive Client Satisfier?

lol

Maybe

"Client Relief Executive" ?

you guys will need to think about booking early, most hotels do xmas dinners/buffets etc

i am back next week to see ...you know who

then back again 4th dec

maybe DK can sort something out also with the others long since gone to the other side

I am up for it as long its at the Barasti hint hint

Now i gotta find hotels to stay in - dam those 5 stars lol