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Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/5568/5568.jpg :toothy1: Thats no secret...It was in 7 Days last week! OK mine: To this day, my elder brother believes that the severe damage all down the side ...

Bouncer was a very nice Labrador you have to admit

Dubai Knight wrote:Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!



Knight

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo she isn't

i am indifferent to Shaun the Sheep, anyway i lost my "hunters" years ago

good job she didnt mention she liked Kiev's then init

well, i'm not charging for hair growth, so there is hope for me yet

goulash even

just dont eat there, the last time i had cottage pie there it still contained some of the packaging

Dubai Knight wrote:

arniegang wrote:i am indifferent to Shaun the Sheep, anyway i lost my "hunters" years ago

The ones with the buckles? So you can tighten them up on Dolly's legs?



Knight

thats the ones

still got my Barbour though

NOPE

even Brits only have 30days stamped on arrival now - its 30 days not 60

unless you know this for absolute certain and can quote from the gov website you should be careful what you quote

JBR are letting Aparthotel rooms for 700dhs per night.

very good

would the vibrate option be set?

prawn cocktail

fish n chips with mushy pea side dish

cadbury's mini roll

bushra21 wrote:16 and 3/4's

in your dreams

prawn cocktail fish n chips with mushy pea side dish cadbury's mini roll :lol: Class Yeah, Arnie comes from the heady days when that would get him laid! He forgot the bottle of Leibfraumilch! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight excuse me :shock: only the best for moi, its black tower or blue nun if you please...

oh ofcourse......im a lesbian...isnt it such a wonderfull place to be one ? :) (sarcasim..just so u know) S'funny that. Arnie and I are lesbians too! :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight Really:?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: :?: :lol: Yeah! We like girlies as much as the next carpet muncher! :lol...

sage & onion wrote:21

may you be struck down by lightening sage

Yep i got one and its brill, well sort of :? I have 2 rules for GPS guidance 1/ whatever it says, ignore it and phone DK or Sage for confirmation 2/ never loose sight of the Bur Arab oh and 3. always follow your breadcrumbs even though DK gives instructions to the contrary when he's asleep in the ca...

prawn cocktail fish n chips with mushy pea side dish cadbury's mini roll :lol: I'm American so this sounds exotic except the mushy pea side dish unless it's split pea soup. Can I have Crunchie instead? yep , this is very exotic. :? the best bit is, when you eat the main course, you just slap a bit ...

But word of advice, don't be permissive on them. They might forgot that you are still there BOSS. P Sounds like being a pet-owner. I don't know if it works in Asian or African cultures but saying "You're doing a good or great job" or something along that lines is very nice and free. Yeah ...

happy b'day Chocs

go onnnnnnnnnn

have a chip butty - one wont do any harm

onthepalm wrote:From Kylies concert, to a thread on crap tv shows;

anyone rememeber "Hermans Head" ?


OTP

did he enjoy it??

its true

and if a taxi driver complains or is threatening in any way after following DK's advice, just phone the police and request attendance

yep - run for the hills as Max said. I have just sold mine for a ridiculous amount of money to some stupid idiot who thinks it will be a good investment. The bottom line is dont touch anything even with a barge pole and that means completed or off plan. The UAE Gov't only last week announced they wi...

the metro is a dead duck.

the only ones to use it will be the labourers and maids.

It is also dependant on your work situation. I have just started a five year project (construction) here. Now at the moment the going rent for a two bed property is around 180k (Springs - Villa, Marina Apartment) and rising. Over 5 years that will be nearly 1M. For me investing in an apartment arou...