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you will like this DK

I've just jacked my job in from the Helium Balloon Factory.

.......... I was not going to be spoken too in that tone of voice

I tend to disagree. A phone is a basic necessasity and in some cases the employer is required by law to provide one. e-g for Indian nationals your required to provide them a cell phone and have the number registered with the Indian embassy. One of the very first thing we did with our Filipino maid ...

you're gonna love this, this afternoon she say's to me, "Sir, they have sale for Nokia in Satwa" ROFLMAO She wants a phone, and not a top-up as I understood. HAHAHA What, for a bit o'rack? Arniegang, definitely not enough cleavage for a phone... maybe just enough for a semi!!!!! as DK sai...

Still the Pajero Arnie. Nah cops? Pull people over? You have to be kidding! They drive like idiots at the best of times. I was tailgated by an off duty one the other week, boy did I give him hell. you need a pink ford mustang or GT - think of your image chocs :P You are behind the times, she could ...

If the N95 parks in her clevage then i would definately put her on a Performance Relate Pay Structure, the only way is UP then.

this is true

good reply Max

it would help if one were to see more than one police car in a week on the SZR as well

basically, when we have a full house, she is obviuosly busy; but then when im home alone, it seems at that point all her chores are in my vicinity. She did hint at wanting a phone card, and thats when I thought, "hey, whys her cleavage staring at me?" So, I thought shes just being crafty....

Pork is available at Spinneys in Marina Walk even during Ramadan.

DXB is such a transient place, you make friends then they go, you make more friends then you go and as often happens people loose touch and move on.

thats life

basically, when we have a full house, she is obviuosly busy; but then when im home alone, it seems at that point all her chores are in my vicinity. She did hint at wanting a phone card, and thats when I thought, "hey, whys her cleavage staring at me?" So, I thought shes just being crafty....

HIV is generally contacted through the trans of any body fluid.

You all missed the point - there was a tansfer of bodily fluid not only from his seamen but she would have to him via her saliva.

If either of them had HIV there is a huge chance they now both have it.

Used cooking Oil he meant - you can even put the stuff in you car and its way cheaper than UK petrol prices.

There is a huge market in the UK for used cooking oil.

desert surfer wrote:

arniegang wrote:

K-Dog wrote:Barasti is probably the most overrated bar in the country

rubbish

Barasti Rocks

may b for old men

and maybe not

BOO - we are here now, we have been hiding

SOLD !

are there any Pirates in Dubai ? i assume they are hiding in the new Atlantis ?

Dubai Knight wrote:Keep going girls, Arnie likes to watch...



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

onthepalm wrote:
Thumbs up for the women-folk in Dubai

You might need more than a thumb...



Knight

do you mean as in Marrow

Dubai Knight wrote:Smirnoff Ice?

That has been known as a lubricant to assist young ladies in obtaining a good cocking...



Knight

they say it worked wonders for Michelle Palmer and Vince

The market has peaked and even the powers that be at Emaar are talking about "correction in the market". Thats why i have just sold up - anyone who buys property now is a fool.

You can expect a rather large and i mean Large delivery next month DK

I do not think the property will 'sink' on account of demand and supply. There may be a minor correction in prices based on supply coming in by 2009. Don't forget that the prices in Dubai are significantly lower than 'similar' cities across the world. However, what may prove to be riskier is the cu...

I'm the maid but remember I'm not Asian!!!!! Guys, SHE'S NOT ASIAN!!!!!!! you hear?! NOT ASIAAAANNNNN!!!!! My God! How many times does she have to tell you that?!?! puppypup, I wonder how your non-asian self got your employer to get you that mobile. With full internet access huh? Must be expensive....

We are booked in there next month

The new rules are now being implemented in that visit visa's cannot now be renewed within 30 days of the last visit visa - this applies to all nationalities - the Oman visa runs are now technically finished and it is a possibility you wont get back in.

DAMAC are a joke

Dont Anticipate Making A Cent

They have hardly any completed projects.

^ fair enough - you are entitled to your opinion. I even have direct properties in D1 Tower, Culture Village - great investment place- below the market price, in Remraam, Townhouses in JV, full floors etc... Let me know what you are looking for and i will get it for you. These are all on the "...

Heat & Sun

Knight.. you are so wrong for that LOL.. I do know some men who would probably take advantage of a full retard that had a great body with a nice rack.. Oh wait.. that would be the same as dating a blonde.. uhh nevermind LOL.. i'm just a sassy red head with a DDD top you definately qualify for a Ver...