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A decent pair of tits and she's a "go'er"

Whats the matter with you Zoots, pull yersel together man. If she's not a looker, just use a black bin liner over her head

After 8 pages of posts for this thread I decided to have a little gander at what its all about... Boy am I disappointed. I thought the reason for 8 pages in so little time was because the title "Woman on Top" had something to do with s.e.x. :roll: here ya go Liban ( o ) ( o ) :wink:

Liban, i was in exactly the same boat, i had a cheeky peek at the the thread and was truly dissapointed.. Perhaps you should do what X suggests and create a sticky 'How to guide' for women.. Or maybe start a poll named 'Men on top' lol or.................... "Men from Behind" :lol: :lol: ...

themindboggles wrote:So if you see a bird walking round Mirdiff with a binliner on her head, you'll know Zooter has been to town..

( O ) ( O ) = with implants

(0) (0) = equals little ones


This is now my official categorization.

XRW-147 wrote:

arniegang wrote:or....................

"Men from Behind"

That could soooo be taken out of context

Really I dont know what you mean X

.................on your membership into the Top 10 Posters Club

Liban wrote:Still, someone has to catch up to me!!!!!

It's only a matter of time buddy

I dont know what you guys mean

shaf/liban

How does the Quoran/Islam deal with suicide by an individual that is not responsible for his/her actions, ie mental illness.

No Hiya - it's too early

Ohhhhhhhhhhh bugger i'm going





i'm gone

There would be no Hi Fi or Techy Shops but millions of Lippy and Nail Varnish Shops and Hair Salon's

Anyways its a stupid question

Whilst you lot have ( 0 ) ( 0 ) you will always rule the world, we are just putty in your hands.

Miles out zooter. 2/10

I bet i hit 3k by the weekend



and i bet i overtake liban in July.

Bloody hell Zoots - you do need a hobby

Well spotted these are "medium ones", my mistake i omitted this classification from my Boob List.

Zoots

Chill buddy, dont let figures rule your life unless it's a 36D

Ohhhhhhhhh an accountant


Reminds me of a joke

What do you call 100 Accountants buried at sea ??

A good start





Zoots - what sort of accountant are you buddy?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Not The BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObS AGAIN

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssy pleasyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The problem is Zoots would be with the sub-classification ie Nipp Size

We have non existant, normal, pert, rock hard "coat hanger" selections

I dont know how to combine this into my main chart

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssssssss


Lawyers were there before the Accountants

TTT

We have to make this thread into the Guiness Book of Records.

The most posts about scouring pads Record.

please see my other post regarding this

This serious situation must be resolved asap.

Thanks Shaf OK another question that came from your post. You say "He assures us in the Quran that He will be merciful and forgiving, and above all Just" Excuse my ignorance as i haven't read the Quoran, but from this i assume these are the words of God. Who were these words relayed through?

no no no it was to do with the complexity of my boob Chart.

cheers Shaf

Thanks CH Those of us from CDN, GB, Aussie etc have idea's of salaries linked to certain industries/professions. So the benchmark figures are already in place. He stated he was in the legal prof etc, so its was easy to estimate on what sort of salary he could expect as a minimum. This differs in Dub...

You should have set up in a Freezone buddy, then no local sponsor is required.

what a cheerful post NOT