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Chocs

change medication immediately

Go to Wafi Mall and have a fight with a sink in the ladies loo

Dubai Knight wrote:Old one:

Dreamed I was eating a 5 kilo marshmallow...woke up and the pillow was missing!



Knight

the old ones are the best

"doctor doctor i think i am a pair of curtains"


........... " pull yourself together man"

Chocs change medication immediately :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh come on Arnie, you telling me you never had any weird dreams or sleep walk, yap away in your sleep or anything like that? Sleepwalkers scare the heck outta me, you never know what they're going to do. My dreams would not be suitable or fit fo...

Noooooooooooo DK pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dont start Gabs off on her bleedin magic tree

im grounded, whilst wifey and eld daughter go up to our other house slobbing it in the hot tub

Shut up Chocs

If Gabs gets wind that we are talking about her tree thats us lot finished, we wont hear the last of it.

Bleeding good job K not online, cos i know what she will say.

Get a Sauna

I still havent forgiven K and Mr K

Shut up Chocs If Gabs gets wind that we are talking about her tree thats us lot finished, we wont hear the last of it. :lol: :lol: :lol: I get the feeling that the 'Magic Tree' has had a few lines written about it in the past! I have a cure! It's called a Chain saw!!!! :twisted: Knight eeeeeeeeeeek...

you just cant whack those old quotes from the classic comedians.

i know it sounds a stupid question but here goes

Can you get easter eggs in dubai?

HP wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Hey Guys,

Don't know what it is at the moment, but I'm knackered all the time. Early mornings don't help either. Any tips or ideas for an energy boost?

Thats happen quite often when someone cross 30

About as subtle as a flying brick HP

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Guys and Gals You will have noticed a lot of moved threads in "general". It was getting a bit messy as general seems to be a dumping ground for every type of post. We are all guilty of it at some point and its not a problem. Obviously i have deleted the perv ones , the Nigerian scammers and a few du...

arniegang, I wasn't talking about internet dating.

as they say in the panto

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssss you wereeeeeeeeeeee

deja vu

is interesting and spookyyyyyyyyyy

BOO

I am sure I have seen this post before...spooky!

Choc, was that your cat I saw...again?

Yes, the Matrix is knackered!



Knight

i sorta knew you was going to write that




Ohhh on talking cats, K's tiger looks just like Chocs, how spooky is that

Also, a man who is attached is obviously deemed 'worthy' by other females and hence attractive...

But when you are a sad and lonely guy and are looking for a girl...then you are stuffed!

Arniegang ..1

DK.............0

wot you mean "time of day" its brekkie time here

OMG

Gabs has spotted it bugga, thats it now, i feel a Moringa thread coming on, and eeeeeeekkkkkkkkk now she has a baby one.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssss you wereeeeeeeeeeeeee

GAB wrote:Can't do anything for baldness though.............................

did i tell you how much i loathed you ?

GAB wrote:Up yours buddy!!

strange.....................

my names Shameeza Ali as well.

forget it my friend

cheap labour is your enemy

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssss you wereeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol: :lol: :lol: Don't know that everyone understands the panto humour! Behind you!!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Behind you :lol: :lol: i agree not many will get panto, assume they dont exist in dxb love em though

intimacy how are ya mate...was nice meeting up with you and fayz at fujeirah...have you tried "table for six"...heard its quite a nice way to meet new people...its a 3/4 course dinner with 6 strangers with similar backgrounds...never tried it...but might be worth a shot to meet people outside your ...

sketchy = dodgy geeza

Up yours buddy!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Gab! Do tell, pleeeeeaaasse sweetie! :wink: Knight all i can say DK, is that Gabs will have probs getting the right words out at Christmas ie Wudolf the Wed Nose Weindeer also reporting crime is a prob at the mo ie wobbers and wascals and speaking names ie w...