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^ian^ wrote:If I knew you were discussing every bit of my social life on an internet forum, and I'd given you a key, I would change the locks.

So he needn't change his locks, no?

There was a seinfeld episode on last week, or maybe the week before which could be useful.

Leave the key on a note in his apartment that reads "something of yours has been in the toilet and thanks for the key!"

All tinting should be applied to the inside windows - rear screen included. The demisting elements are "one sided" and there is protective coating over the back that protects them from being damaged. Applying tint over or even touching them with your fingers do not damage them. V-kool only...

Tic, you got mine and the mrs' vote.

bushra21 wrote::shock:



SAGE


how could you give away my secret i told you that in confidence

Poor Maaad, where does he fit into this E-love story?

Fulleh Siiik Maite.

^ian^ wrote:Just today I saw another X5 bloody idiot driving like a maniac on SZR - it brings it out in people.

And proud of it - X5 pryde.

K, there is a script error that messed up user rights so all 'special' forums have now been hidden til Andy fixes the problems.

Dubai Knight wrote:I had been given a damn ticket!

Matey, the same thing happened to me when I met you that morning and I got the ticket cancelled.

yorky500 wrote:Locals? hahahahahahahaha

Yorky, you have a knack of saying what we think

yorky500 wrote:Oh, and before I forget, NO XRW, you cannot put my new ICE in your car.

nice one yorkster... I've got an RF system lined up, doof doof doof

False. They are one of god's wonderful creatures.

The person below will agree that threads like this further cultivate the growing gay population on DF.

False, nothing - the breakfast of champions.

The person below will get blind drunk and ready for seduction tonight. (better Zam?)

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:True!

The person below me will leave Dubai soon

True.

The person below will adopt a pet monkey.

True (both Corcs and Zam).

The person below me is a tree hugger.

As soon as he brings fire the village can have it's first feast in honour of Dr D and the Temp Visas.

sage & onion wrote:You should be on DIC, now that is nonesnse, when it comes to download speeds

Ditto to that S&O.

BS the radars have been reset, been through the two that are usually operational on the way to work and still breeze through at 140 with no probs.

sage & onion wrote:Come on, give me a break

What's wrong with tats on a guy S&O?

^ian^ wrote:I was thinking the same thing in Jumeirah yesterday when I flew past a couple of cameras at 85k.

The only thing I can comment on regarding that is they are not all on.

False - water is king.

PBM has PMS.

^ian^ wrote:This one usually is though, outside the Sheikhs beach home. I quite often see people get pinged by it.

Well, they can be turned on / off remotely so could swing either way really.

True - and just received TMI.

PBM doesn't need a pregnancy kit.

weary_heart wrote:True. hahaha Some other time perhaps.


The PBM is smiling in front of his/her PC.

False, in front of my phone.

PBM wishes on stars.

True - buts its only on pixel.

PBM likes to play with a sabre.

False - only in the car.

PBM doesn't know what sabre I'm referring to.

True - at least for last night.

PBM has a hang over today.

False - rather watch an ant race.

PBM will try to do some work today.

Tsunami season?

True - road users beware.

PBM had a recent sports injury.