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When did HP move to Australia?

Will you now be wearing spandex and performing at the next DF meeting?

weary_heart wrote:the guy who replies in nanosecond....

This is a miracle in itself if you knew how he typed.

mraph33 wrote:So if Ian is the dirty old man, I guess makes you the _____.

You think his gfs pay for themselves?

bushra21 wrote:just the ladies?

Paintings must be unappealing to men.

No offence to this 'cause', but better things to do on an off day than sit online madly refreshing the screen.

Think about it, just with the regular bunch of 10-15 people online its hard enough to follow a 'hot' topic, imagine with 10 times that amount. Thanks, but no thanks.

Shit, 9.5 hours/day just to have a weekend - that's a rip.

My normal work week is only 37.5hrs and now its down to 29.5 hours - joy.

scarlet wrote:Good point maad. My employer is Christian so we get days off for Easter and Christmas but full hours in Ramadan 9.5 hrs per day

I think this is one of the advantages of working for an MNC, you still get to have your cake and eat it too.

Habib, can you stop giving completely shithouse advice to other forumers? Shedy, firstly, I doubt you'll get much of a response to your question, as remuneration is often a personal and confidential issue. If you are asking with good intentions I would suggest putting up a poll with different salary...

When ever one has the chance to fear death, one realises there's much more to life than power and money. Money has never been my motivator, but it has always been a demotivator.

If lean meats can still rot in your small intestines before being completely digested what do you think this crap is doing when it has all those preservatives and non-meat additives?

Ok seriously now, I need some1 to motivate me and convince me to go back home. It's been such a shitty day and I am so pissed that I can't even imagine myself facing the traffic right now as I would most probably end up committing a genocide on the road... My flatmates who left at 6h45 are STILL st...

^ian^ wrote:Please stop the inanity.
Please bring back some sanity.
Please remove the depravity.

And give us back our forum!!!

That's a fairly hypocritical statement when other forum 'vets', yourself included, have also been guilty of the same actions. What happened to that 'no elitist' attitude?

sage & onion wrote:Hey XRW,

Actually a lot of people are off on Saturday now due to the new weekend ruling, certainly a better day for me than Friday.

S&O, thanks for bringing me back from the stone age, but you might want to re-read my post - where/when did I question Saturday not being an off day?

Jeevan wrote:dont tell me that really happened

All I can say is "at least they didn't bring out the rubber gloves".

Now what I see is chaff chaff chaff. Of course, X, if you think the conversation of the likes of Ish, Jamal, DaveDXB, 172 (or whatver his nick is) coupled with the various fly by nighters is fine, well then I'd have to stand corrected wouldn't I? ian, once upon a time (and from time to time) you we...

mraph33 wrote:Said by our very own Simon

I'm more of a 'Randy' - in more ways than one.

nana wrote:I'm a bachelor on law

Are you talking about your qualifications or your marital status?

Its really strange! But there isn't any VW club here in UAE or there is?? PorscheClub is good...but what about other VAG owners! I mean Porsche is a part of Volkswagen Audi Group too( shared engineering from VW of their Cayenne)..than why there's no official VW club in UAE? its sad......all we can ...

zookk wrote:hi salman,

i am also looking for one..perhaps we need to start of our own.

If you bothered to check back on your other topic you would have noticed this:

XRW-147 wrote:Wouldn't have thought it to be too hard to ask, would you?

www.vw-club.ae

I know the original poster farked the spelling for fourw h eel was bad but its even worse you 2 clowns (Salman + ahamed) couldn't pick that up and went on a complete tangent. Back to original topic - good mix of both, on and off road. All the desert tour operators seem to really like the landcruiser.

the engine revolutions are above 1000 per minute! in most cases, and after a minute or two the revs go down to 900 - 960 per minutes as this is standard when the vehicle is stationary. Are you on speed? You think a drop of 40-60 revs is something alarming? Do a search of "dimwit" and copy...

jag wrote:Where do you get your heat problem info. Know 20 people who own BMW and they have never had any sort of heating problem!

jag, I wouldn't bother listening to either of these 2. Advice and opinion is about as useful as ice to an eskimo.

I second the notion "only in Japan" - where nothing tastes as it looks and women can pee standing up.

First EJ, now bushra... who's next on the hack list?

I'm unreal - how's that?

sniper420 wrote:w00t

w00t w00t

kanelli wrote:Seems Concord has now left the forum for some reason.

What? You guys didn't manage to break the old record? Shame...

*clears throat* "If tomorrow never comes..."

arniegang wrote:Even more of a miracle if i were to borrow X's laptop to post - it take 2 hours to power up

Touche`