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Con, I don't think you would be wrong there judging by his post rate. At his current rate he's probably going to break the record for topping 1000 posts.

Add some methane and a match and you'll be "Smokin!"

the_zooter wrote:But are they any good at directions??

I believe so:

- No need go around circle (round about) for left (turn), go through, go through.

- Red signal no car, go through, go through.

He's full of lumps and humps or mumps and bumps,
either way they're not lovely nor girly lumps.
Let the nurse check it out.

GAB wrote:For the record this is a New Zealanders past time. Wheres ajb???

Give them kilt wearing, sheep shaggers some credit too luv!

Dunno what happened just now but I posted and it didn't turn up.

Buddy, they are closed today and tomorrow I believe.

Just checked, it's open from Saturday till Wednesday from 8.00 am - 1.00pm

HP wrote:Thanks GAB and Arnie

I knew that you would be happy

I don't even see G in here HP.

And now its time to change your name to Bill - congrats

You will find what you need in Mall of Emirates. I haven't seen any authentic G Unit clothing stores here but Baby Phat label is here.

As for quad biking... people seem to enjoy doing that on the roads here too.

arniegang wrote:I agree with Liban, concs and Zoots the DFM will formally take contol of IQ tests as a pre-requisite to posting.

Salut` Don Adolf!

cutielb wrote:Patience is a virtue Ven

Only for something worth waiting for Cutie.

Iam, unfortunately most of the places that would normally show the rugby will have been taken over by footy (the round one) fans. But I heard a whisper that Aussie legends might have one screen with the footy and one with the rugby on.

yeah, men only nude beaches :lol: Sorry K, you made a typo before typing the the word men.... You forgot to add the "wo" to the "men"... Just an FYI... :wink: If its women only that would render it useless for males now wouldn't it Liban? Need to organise some male only paraglid...

Liban wrote:punishable by death through anal electrocution.

Some might find that whilst holding bears in compromising positions erotic *looks at Don Adolf*

Does that include "full services"?

UK - Feels Like I'm In Love - Kelly Marie
US - Upside Down - Diana Ross

Boring...

SMS txt is d nw Eng!

Liban wrote:
DORKS!

Sorry mr 4000.

PP, heed the warnings... this place is evil I tell you, evil!

Moester wrote:if you sleep with him and the next day he calls back then that guy likes you for sure.

That would definitely mean he likes something about u...

Action always speaks louder than words. Turn up at his place with nothing but a trenchcoat on. If you are a looker and he passes then he's batting for the other team and let the rest take care of itself.

arniegang wrote:just say

I love you babes, fancy a shag.


It always works for me

Mrs Arnie is such a romantic!

arniegang wrote:i prefer the piercings a bit further down Raidah

Cheese grater comes to mind.

You can kinda relate it to sharp, pointy tongue piercings too

Moester wrote:Mrs Arnie is such a romantic!

well X that's a huge turn on if the girl says that.[/quote]

Moey:

1) Sarcasm matey
2) U have to meet Mrs Arnie

Anne Duff wrote:q121:

My son bought hip hop stuff like G-unit close in Karama. The name of the store: VEGAS. You won't miss it!

Yes, if you want knock offs Karama is the place to be!

Talking about MIA, Vee's been gone for a fair while.

arniegang wrote:this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unfair

That's right, the radio wasn't even around in your days

What happened to Sherawadi's post? I thought I saw him put something up on here.

arniegang wrote:ohhhhhhhhhh BTW i know its another 48 hours but as it means 2 more will go missing i will point them to HIYA, so thats the next 24 hours taken care of

Don Adolf, we've identified at least 3 candidates so the next 72hrs are taken care of.

Liban wrote:Cheese is a phenomenon.

Something like a phenomenon, something like a phenomenon.