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Right, so the 2 James cook, and you will clean. Guess I will just do the eating then - perfect!

You may find the action more satisfying, oops, sorry gratifying than the sound.

Liban wrote:You are just itching for an anal electrocution young man!

That will "brighten" up my day(rier).

From the makers of Along came Chocco, Everybody loves Arnie, and the Kanelli code. In association with DFM Productions comes a new DF feature film featuring Z, in his debut movie remake - The Peacekeeper.

Liban wrote:Awwww....

*plays theme song from Brokeback Mountain*

Chocoholic wrote:Have you noticed how quickly time passes here - it's scary.

Ditto Chocs. Next couple years will fly by as well no doubt.

Sara1983 wrote:ban perfume
thats freakin weird

Well, some people have never even heard about deodorant so I'm sure perfume won't be sorely missed.

Liban wrote:Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em".

"Its a stick up"

the_zooter wrote:Yeah - you know the whole thing makes more sense now - I think you've solved the Pooh Bear mystery!

Well, one mystery down. The next will be "where's pooh's pants?".

Liban wrote:First you need to be cuffed. Also they may want to beat you...

With where this is heading I'll have to side with Z on remakes - the Nut Cracker Prince was not meant to fold out this way

Chocoholic wrote:Ewww, gross!

Animals are cute fluffies, leave them alone. Or I could just let my dog chew off a few prize bits! The cat would probably p*** on them after but hey, who cares.

Exposing your fluffies to that could be considered animal cruelty.

"Its the fish that John West rejects..."

Soz Chocs, couldn't restrain myself.

Haha... I got my 4th, 5th and 6th wrinkle whilst working here... not that I'm counting or anything

Moester wrote:Happy Anniversary dude

Cheers mate. Trust you will supply the Moet

Chocoholic wrote:Ahhh quick qui9ck botox where where where, I'm only 30!!!!! It's the sun darn it which is why I don't sit in it for hours.

Have to score an invite to one of those Jumeirah morning teas.

Don't talk to me about tuna, it's one of my favourite things in Sushi. But can never find dolphin friendly tins at the supermarket. Ooopppppsssss - Sorry K!!!!!! Ban smoking in malls. Mall smoking = bad, very bad. Stinky yucky blurgh. Girl, you're preaching to the choir. That was until I gave up on...

There's a documentary I watched a couple of years ago that basically concluded it was all fake - no man on moon. Take the flag for example, on the "live feedback" the flag moves around as though there is a breeze... however, there is no wind in space... so what's blowing the flag?

Aj, as Z rightly pointed out the moon has gravitational pull, as its a "satellite", but no atmosphere.

You might want to use the "wanted" section. Black list will kinda give the wrong idea.

Congratulation man , where are ya from by the way? Btw: If you spend couple of summer then you do not need to bother about the heat of Hell :P Awww... thanks HP and a belated congrats on your one tonne effort! Born in Bangkok but I'm a skip for all intents and purposes. Can you feel the DF love? :l...

Firstly, we don't need a poll. One of the DFMs will be able to see your IP addy and tell right away who you are. In any case I can take a stab that you were not valued for your grammer :) Moving on... 1) If you have done nothing wrong then this is the coward's way out - fight the power! 2) The perso...

MaaaD wrote:you can never attract buisnessmen to a city without them, so to build a buisness hub you need them ..

Good one.

PPK - always the diplomat

I used to love the TT 4wd version of this car. But with 1.8million miles I would offer 10k at best.

HP wrote:Dubai spring ws in April? So do u want to go in April?

alexandra wrote:and i thought u were one Of the 2 "james"

Awww... poor dear... never fear Conno and Nicky still make 2 James and if you're lucky you will get something Xtra special

SD - chill. If you were only with the company for a matter of weeks and have all the options available to you then what are you getting so worked up about? What you need to do now is detach yourself from emotions and act in a professional manner - whether it be to inform what ever director you need ...

Swearing is unattractive but a little naughty talk goes a long way.

Kissing a girl that smokes on the other hand... its like kissing a poorly maintained chimney stack on a muggy summer day.

Accomodation - ok. Just make sure u don't foot the dewa levies. Travel allowance - is this a transport allowance, as in for your car? If so, you will need to at least double it to get a decent family sized car - since you have a family of 5. Phone allowance - does this cover mobile usage only? If so...

1) Working wise lots of other people do. Alternative also is to organize "lift services". But you have a family of 5. Its going to get expensive trying to get around without your own car.

2) Why is the sky blue? More specifics please.