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I apply same rules as when I go travel in SE Asia - food only. If they are true beggers they will value a meal more than the $ u can spare.

Moester wrote:well my name is Moe and it's short for Mohammed

and "ster" comes from the word Monster.

now that i think of it, it's kinda lame

Not that lame, u'd fit right in with the gang from Muppets or Sesame Street.

Come to JAFZ and lunch is on me bro.

Once the mushrooms are gone u guys might just come back and join us down here on planet earth.

raidah wrote:who wants some bloody monkey brain while the animal is still kicking?

Been there, tried that

GAB wrote:Gee, X's reply was rather tame and then Arnie has to get down to basics. The fact is that snakes blood etc is consumed with sooooo much cognac in Vietnam it would be doubtful if after you could raise an eyebrow.

Why do you think they are born with such slanted eyes?

aaawwwwwwww :pukeright: u don t have a heart :cry: its not just the fresh brain itsself, but the poor living animal... That was then I was 13 and it was meant to be an "experience"... rest assured it was WAY more than just an experience. To see them take this thing that looks like an ice ...

GAB wrote:Hey, was that a Thai thing? First I heard about it was in Malaysia but most of the stories I usually hear originate from Thailand.
Pretty grosse nonetheless.

This particular instance was at the Monkey temple in Bali although I have heard of similar ones in the south of Thailand.

Puff, puff, give and I would be on board faster than u can do a line.

Gotta agree G, I like him already

Welcome to DF Moey.

Liban wrote:Somebody stole my car and my wallet. Can you come by and pick me up or give me money for a round trip cab ride or better yet, give me a car?

They obviously have no taste

I guess beggers can't be choosers

Liban wrote:On a serious note (if ever there was one), I always thought you worked in Media City... Dunno why

Serious note? In DF? Now thats funny!

Nup, JAFZ is my bread and butter.

She means this place is trouble my Sesame friend

Car bays would be 2 cars wide.

And the oscar for oustanding sarcasm in a children's progam goes to...

G, and I bet u thought I was trying to make a smart arse comment

the_zooter wrote:Isn't Geraint a Welsh name??

Z, I don't think he meant english in the context of origin. Typically Chinese people don't get given an 'english' name at birth so along the lines of growing up they tend to give themselves an 'english' name to make things a little easier.

arniegang wrote:nor me

Yes, 19/day total would be considered an off day for you matey. If it were 19/topic/day then it would be closey aligned to reality

the_zooter wrote:I think I had this one in my mind?

Errmmm doesn't even look close Z.

Just looks like someone was overpaid for chuffing weed and coming up with an Onion (which, ironically makes u wanna cry) to represent telecommunications.

Tisk, tisk Arnie, we're talking hypothetically here - of course!

Hiya needs to meet 'Goodbai' - that should resolve the Hiya effect.

This leaves us in a tricky position, as our market research had shown that whilst there was significant support and demand for PSP (Plastic Scouring Pads), these were not available within Dubai, nor the wider UAE community. *knocks on meeting door* *enters room* Gentleman, I represent the Group of ...

Any capable paintshop can do it for you mate - there are no rim painting specialists.

All that needs to be done is the wheels cleaned and prepped, painted, laquered, and off you go.

The GITS are after you

On the basis of color scheme I'd have to agree - definately BP.

I'll have the games on jumbo vision at my place.

I still reckon its better than going to a salon called "Metro".

fayz wrote:is that an invite

BYO

If Seinfeld was still on HP could make a lot of money writing scripts.

Moester wrote:well i believe in "eye to eye"

Its "An eye for an eye"