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^ian^ wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:you read it wrong

Holy crapola... it did say Ian's cats arse at one point, but it must have been changed the instant I hit reply.

oh yeah it wasnt DK's puppy.. nor was it Ian's cats arse.. it was Ian cat's arse..

BabyDoll wrote:http://www.ameinfo.com/143647.html

Thanks amena bakr.. is that yoa picture?

isnt it stupid?

our inter office circular..

From:

The Chariman

To
@#$@#$@#$ Staff

We are not pleased to announce that tmw will be an unholiday due to some unseen circumstances.

Thank you.

^ian^ wrote:In related news: Bush popularity soars in Dubai!

hahhahahahaha

hmm I thought Ian suggested to do u a favour.. unless u've an issue with pming your resume to him.. Dr.D knows the market well I think..

Back in Bangalore our office is near to the air port road.. so whenever a highprofile fool is passing by, they used to cordon off the road.. I remember how we used to swear at them national and inter national leaders who made us wait for 20 mins on the way back from work..

The systematic removal continues..there's been over a 100 pigeons dying everyday ever since i started this post.. but its almost like they've adopted the martyrdom point system.. they come out every day morning in hundreds and die..

I love rain.. heard its got to do something with my Indianness, from a friend.. Walk in the rain enjoying every beautiful moment presented by omniscient's sorrow Light up a smoke n sip that coffe Get back home n cuddle up Eat Biriyani with some spicy hot Curry Listen to some old music to give that n...

Most of them here are earthly.. hmm some r earthy.

cycling seems like a good option.. If the munipal authorities dont create a problem there's scope for lots of cycle rickshaw's here.

Dont b worried uni student.. u'll not be caught .. in the worst case even if u'r case gets printed on the news paper. it'l be like this.. Ms.W a tourist from US of A student at the M. University was caught tryinna get couple of items that are objectionable to UAE's moral values. The items were confi...

i'mma b home watchin some movie..go to gym ...come back n may later go out for a booz session..

man i miss them on TV. Where are the good shows like this.. :D hahhahahahahaahaha beloved HP sent me a link to mind your language on you tube. I found this one so very funny.. that i think i'mma get complaints from my neighbours tmw.. I've been laughing non stop for almost 50 mins now.. :D http://ww...

Hello, What is the best job site for jobs in UAE? BR Simon Simon, here are some of the job sites . I dont think anyone would vouch for any of them, i personally 'vent applied in any of them.. but my advice will b dont count on them. 1. Bayt.com is the #1 job site in the Middle East with more than 2...

^ian^ wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:i'mma b home watchin some movie..go to gym ...come back n may later go out for a booz session..

Don't you have to work tomorrow?

yea but plan to make it a bit early...not the getting sloshed kinda drinking. just couple of pegs sorts..out of stock.. so gotta go out.

^^:) pls let me know when u r done with the downloading.. n if i can get it from u..

TIA

tell me when u r playing n where.. i'd like to join if its on fridays..

To the OP - did you get your stuff through? And to St L - how do you know such things??? :shock: It only takes some creative thinking.. or such is said that necessity is the mother of invention.. and sometimes its.. invention that becomes a necessity... some wishful nasty thinking can produce thoug...

No umbrella and some heavy rains kept me indoors for almost 2 business hrs.. I was left with no choice but to sit at home n watch the rain.. till I saw a colleague passing by. called him up to come n pick me up. .Now at work it sure seems normal.. most of the ppl drive..its a bit like floating on th...

must've been the next door neighbour chucking out ice from refrigerator that landed on u it aint snowing atleast in bur dubai..

I think there's a valid point.. since we are 1 in every 6 persons u meet in the world.. and add to that our never ceasing desire for white skin.. (thanks to the million p<3n movies with white stars) and lack of opportunities for many of them economically and educationally backward people to actually...

Neat.. Very nice read.

I missed something..What was that shocking sight ?

There were few times when i was searched half naked at different airports . The reason was that i always pretended as suspecious person by running and doing everything in hasty wasty :roll: . The one thing gives me plesure that security officers touches my balls :P . At the end of search they used ...

Neat.. Very nice read. I missed something..What was that shocking sight ? On three occassion there were beggars at the market who were burned almost to a state of non-recognition (no hair, no ears, no nose just one eye, horrible, horrible sight). One of them was a child of no more than 12 years of ...

This may not be something very weird or completely despicable for some folks here..but how would u react .. what would u feel when you Go to a restaurant and Order Chicken Tikka Kebab Kebab arrives n you start eating. After 2 minutes you see blood seeping from the piece of chicken on your plate. I f...

^^ R u suggesting that I'm a girl

This is an on going issue in that part of the world. I also know of cases where the children are kidnapped and then sent to the street to work as beggar or prostitutes. Yes kids! To the extend the mastermind will chop off hands and legs of kids so that they appear more pitiful when begging on the s...

^^ R u suggesting that I'm a girl :?: ;) offcourse u r girl , u r becoming like Choco. :wink: Just eat and leave:P if u were girl , ur inbox was filled with the messages of friendship from ian , DK , sage :P Maybe not me... but out little honeypot certainly caught quite a few bees. I'm tempted to p...