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Sorry, I put it here because it made me laugh, then it seemed to fit perfectly on that other topic about Russian women!

I'm not getting any cut, I assure you

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^^^likes Japanese food^^^

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DNR 04 8818777

or Labour Dept. I don't know the number. Bans are only for a certain length of time, even if you had one it probably expired by now.

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WhiteJade wrote:
Speedhump wrote:
WhiteJade wrote:Smells like weekend~~~

woohoooo.....

yeeheeee......quality time with little 'camela'~~!

yah, she misses me sooo much while I am working. I'll give her a nice shower in a car wash tomorrow and brush her teeth (her breath gets a little strong sometimes).

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^^^would be my second customer^^^

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^^^is obviously not easily impressed^^^

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we have his and hers toothbrushes....silly

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Not for me, I find them too miserable and money-grabbing, I've also seen the same with my friend's girlfriend, a nice face/body doesn't count for everything!

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^^^so random she's scary^^^

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how dare you call my love 'IT' !

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LOL again!!!

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Not for me, I find them too miserable and money-grabbing, I've also seen the same with my friend's girlfriend, a nice face/body doesn't count for everything! As I mentioned earlier on, your friend is going to be in for a big surprise when he turns over one morning and Aghhhhhhhh!! Ugggggggly! I don...

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can't be arsed to work today, GTIT ! @snow, I am so intrigued.... Hey crazy old man(?)....I already know you by now and am aware of your deceitful ways. You don't have to introduce yourself. Care to explain what you're trying to say? I was saying I am intrigued by you saying 'I'm going to spill a b...

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Not for me, I find them .... money-grabbing, I've also seen the same with my friend's girlfriend, a nice face/body doesn't count for everything! I unserstand why you chose Chinese girl. They are much cheaper in average... Probably you are too greedy for your age. You missed the fact that Russian wo...

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^^^should lay off the catnip^^^

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I have no idea if it's man or woman, but it spills soda on birdmen and insults me! I thought that last post read like islamic terrorist though...

By the way I meant to type TGIT (thank God it's Thursday) not GTIT

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^^^now THAT's a limerick!!!^^^

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Hump. Probably it's your problem that you can't find a decent woman. By the way I don't overestimate ppl. who live in Dubai, far away from their own countries. They are the same cash-grabber independ on their nationality including Russians. Recently my Persian acquaintance told me that the biggest ...

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I think it's his assumption that she won't marry an unemployed man, he didn't say that she said that. Maybe he is also too proud to want that situation which I can understand although maybe not agree with.

Anyway, I hope it works out.

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Sheesh, the flak I get for making a joke

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^^^should take his own advice^^^

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My point is that I was not the first to say it (in fact I never said they get ugly, that was someone else entirely). Me, bashed by a fat balding russian? In fact that description applies to the twenty to thirty year olds there as well, from what I've seen in the hotel pools in the UAE, you can add '...

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^^^speaks the truth but never published his daily schedule

^^^

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Your loss!

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^^^is up in time for dawn prayer^^^

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^^^should understand that gloating is ugly^^^

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And you never generalise? I remember giving you a few sharp history lessons to fill in the books that were 'corrected' by the 'Ministry' in your youth.... LOL. Another ignorance that you reflect more and more. This book was wikipedia that correctable free by everyone. An entry written by a drunken ...

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I'm calm mate, just trying to wind you up...in future I'll look for some threads that you've posted in and pollute them as well, returning your favour

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I took a big snippet of recollection from you. Thanks for the reminder. ;) Robby, I understand what habibi is saying. You heard the phrase 'don't sweat the small stuff'? Basically life in Dubai is full of so many small irritations that you are not used to in a regulated western society (or maybe th...

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