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^^^has a huge bath sponge the size of a bouncy castle^^^

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^^^would make a strange looking lebbo^^^

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Someone sent me an email funny today which seems perfect for the times:

"Six Phases of a Project"

1.Enthusiasm
2.Disillusionment
3 Panic
4 Search for the Guilty
5 Punishment of the Innocent
6 Praise and Honour for the Non-Participants

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^^^has totally 'gone native'^^^

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I unintentionally ploughed through a big puddle on the way to work the other morning. It sent up this huge wave of water that completely soaked a guy walking on the footpath. I looked back to see him standing with his arms out looking at me furiously. ha! I totally didn't mean to do it but it was f...

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It happens, there was always a huge puddle on a busy road near my house in UK (guess there still is). the number of times I didn't make it past before the next car came along or I just forgot to look behind me as I walked past it....

So there!

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guess it means she's limitless?

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^^^needs to be ski-ed on :O^^^

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Maybe Al Gore's spotlights for his trees charge by solar power during the day? Everyone should care about not wasting and at least make an effort to have a smaller footprint with our daily living. The evidence about the impact on the earth and our environment is out there right under our noses, and...

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S&O, I think you trying to get a straight answer is going to be like trying to count the feet during a dragon dance.....

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WhiteJade has now been at the pipe
but it's opium she's seeming to like!
She's seen a weird scene
what can it all mean?
Good Lord, is that fish on a bike??

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^^^coming out of the closet^^^

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^^^maybe has skeletons in his^^^

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:angry7: What does your signature mean? Every signature attached tells a bit of the DFer's mind. It will be a point of view, an attitude towards life or simply a wish. Mine is a wish. Nothing can go limitless though we wish to. Plus I wish I could work for Limitless some day :roll: --- edit: if it'...

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*tired and in need of curry and beer*

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RK also has his bad days
when his rhymes don't set poetry ablaze.
8th of Feb was a dog,
maybe brain filled with fog?
Before chiding, he needs look both ways!

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To rhyme 'pipe' with 'bike' has been decried,
but 'Poetic License' was applied!
If they match near enough
then the poem's not rough.
It's a 'slant rhyme', and it ain't offside!

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Yes its true...i met my true love through a simple chat channel and after our few chats we both knew wht we r to each other....... Any one tht lucky? Yup, met her on Match.com for all the freakin places on earth about three years ago and that too on a three day free trial subscription. Didn't need ...

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zzzzzzzzzzzz............

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^^^practising her English^^^

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Our Jade today feels a bit low,
tried hard but got nothing to show.
Still a fresh day tomorrow
may chase away sorrow,
so get back your 'get up and go'!

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^^^Hans Christian Andersen^^^

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Speedhump, thanks for your reply, a nice list of movers which can come in handy indeed. Thing is, you don't only want a mover, but also some guys who know how to take apart a pool table, move it and install it again. To my luck this week, the guy selling me the table gave me the number of the guys ...

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Now Dubai Forums is the place,
they care not what colour the face.
Brown, black, white or yellow
they welcome the fellow,
welcome to the great human race!

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I opened my Yahoo Messenger this morning and what popup ad was I confronted with? :

Blardy hell, so Dubai....

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can't be arsed to work today, GTIT !

@snow, I am so intrigued....

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WhiteJade wrote:Smells like weekend~~~

woohoooo.....

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Ruskie wrote:I am russian man and find russian girls to be the only ones close to perfection.

well, each to their own I guess.

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I have used Mir and Manish in City Centre a few times for things and I like them. Loose diamonds seem reasonably prices if you squeeze them, and nice work on designing settings.

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Don't say sorry for your post, you must be going crazy right now. I think things in a lot of countries are worse then here still, if you have money in your hand to stay for another 6-8 months, then do the visit visa runs when you need to and hang on for a while. Deadwood is clearing out and oportuni...

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Dubai's property market in a nutshell.

Re: chat made me lucky

Summer bachelors, early alert....

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