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Hahahaha yeah this only applies to guys that feel the need to compensate for being inadequate in other areas. too many of those around here ummmm....I think she was talking about you mate ! :D I'm not the one driving a Range Rover . You are. True, a Sport in fact. I bought it for my wife for safety...
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

For sure.

The only time I ever totally passed out like stone dead flat on the floor was on a barge in Amsterdam. A girl I was with gave me the biggest blowback and everything just went darrrrrk. Talk about being greedy, what a chump! :D

(p.s. for readers, a blowback is not a s*x act).
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Are all Lebanese drunk?
Replies: 62
Views: 7623

^^knows his semi-precious stones!^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944292

we should remember "arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded". ;)
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

here is a quote that sums up the western attitude to Dubai, including mine, "Dubai is desperate to be loved. It's the kid at school with parents that bought the best and newest games. You go round, play with them, ignore him because he's boring and don't care if you break anything because its ...
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

hey guys, why do the idiots always pick my post to reply to :D :D :D
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

here is a quote that sums up the western attitude to Dubai, including mine, "Dubai is desperate to be loved. It's the kid at school with parents that bought the best and newest games. You go round, play with them, ignore him because he's boring and don't care if you break anything because its ...
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

I also am ashamed and disgusted at the behaviour and dress of SOME 'westerners' but your attitude of 'you people' to every westerner is a disgrace. I am not 'you people' and I will thank you not to post here with such racist comments. If you went to London I guess you missed the Muslim ghettos of Le...
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

LOL "bubbles..levitation...sweeeeet"

Ever see Fritz the Cat?
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Are all Lebanese drunk?
Replies: 62
Views: 7623

I honestly don't believe this unless you can give us some proof. Offcourse excesses happen but I'm not buying it simply for someone his word. Show it to me whats troubling you. And don't be so short fused son. We're no bully's here. Make your point... Robby he can't give proof that there has ever b...
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

It was a seventies film. Seriously messed up, all the 1960's references are there, drugs, s*x, police brutality, etc. :D

You use torrents I think, you'll get it there. 1972 film, not the follow up in 1974 which I never saw, could be OK but I have no idea.
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Are all Lebanese drunk?
Replies: 62
Views: 7623

WhiteJade can fulfil all your wishes,
she'd light your life (but not do dishes).
Show perfect behaviour
and she'd be your saviour,
of her cane you'd feel no swishes!

:angel12:
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 34171

Of DF our RedKite is the bard,
finding rhyming so easy, not hard.
Quick fingers he's ten,
using keyboard not pen,
and on Celtic hist'ry, he's a card!
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 34171

RobbyG as we all know is Dutch,
he still smokes, but not very much.
These days Robby's eye
is turned to Dubai;
streets paved with gold he hopes to touch :)
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 34171

I honestly don't believe this unless you can give us some proof. Offcourse excesses happen but I'm not buying it simply for someone his word. Show it to me whats troubling you. And don't be so short fused son. We're no bully's here. Make your point... Robby he can't give proof that there has ever b...
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

^^hasn't seen the weatherforecast?^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944292

Chocoholic wrote:Oh typical boys arguing about cars - pfff it's not what you drive, it's how you drive it!


Choco, you're only talking about cars, right...?

;)
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

I like the lamborghini version a lot better. Wait for it, right at the end. 0:36 secs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJvOdfxnz0w Yep that was 4 years ago when they were widening Jumeirah Beach Road and putting in 'road calming' but they were very new and the humps were put in before the warning si...
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The UAE Speedbump
Replies: 17
Views: 2499

Chocoholic wrote:Obviously


sure
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

^^^better have another coffee^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944292

for petrovic.Z: I'm sure there are Musims here who will answer you well, but in short Muslim women must dress modestly and not show their hair or body shape, anything to attract male attention. Some young girls consider hijab to mean wearing a headscarf only, with jeans, sweaters etc. Some women (us...
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

Stop spamming. As for the thread, I find it really hard to meet nice guys with my job and living three emirates away from Dubai. It takes its toll. How does your job stop you meeting nice guys, does it also stop you meeting bad guys too? :) Also, strange name clamspirit, any meaning? Well, I work a...
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Dating in Dubai
Replies: 105
Views: 48493

^^^has a Tsingtao open for me?^^^ :P
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944292

^^^thought her last comment was good enough to repeat^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944292

Great answer and i totally agree with you.. even though im not muslim i still respect other religion and beliefs i dont see why we as tourists cant seem to understand as you said IGNORANCE! He-he, Petrovich, a daugher of Peter, isn't a muslim of cause. There are different requirements in different ...
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

^^^is made from frozen water crystals^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944292

I guess. Well not quite........ "responsible limits" vary person to person an many "limits" are well ..over the limit. Majority of drinkers I know here don't feel they had good weekend or the party was boring unless they got pissed. Don't need too look far http://www.dubaiforums...
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Are all Lebanese drunk?
Replies: 62
Views: 7623

so its not about the amount u drink , some ppl drunk 1 bottle of budwiser and get drunk and some drink a hole box and still are aware and can drive .. You are right it's very personal but do you know that some people have some level of alcohol in blood even without drinking, some drinks from milk h...
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Are all Lebanese drunk?
Replies: 62
Views: 7623

Re: visitor visa expiry

Do you reckon that immigration could kick up a fuss for what might be an overstay of 1 day? They won't kick up a fuss but they will charge you. 100 dhs for overstaying + 100 dhs per day (or 200 dhs - it might have gone up). Hi. Is there not a period of grace any more? I think they used to allow you...
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: visitor visa expiry
Replies: 3
Views: 2461

^^^made me laugh out loud^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 28, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944292
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