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gtmash is so proud of his car
his engine you'll hear from afar
but the poor lad can't see
it's just size of pee-pee
that makes boys need a great big 'jam jar'.

worldguy wrote:^^^prefers spending his day indoors, but enjoys commenting about the outdoors^^^

"I'm going back indoors, all this fresh air's getting in my lungs"

Ebullient!

^^^having an early Friday morning session^^^

Two wrongs don't make a right! Showing the birdie to absolute strangers on the road is cheap and crass behaviour, which really can't be justified! Oh please, what kind of visual symbol should we use to communicate to someone in another vehicle that they are driving like and a.s.s.hole? The only rea...

Shangdesteel wrote:Just so so.
It's rainny outside,the bad weather for weekend shopping.

hehe, true but some of us like to see a bit of rain once a year, reminds us of home

Amazingly after all the rain, the roads around my area were not turned into lakes this year, have they managed to improve the road drainage in some areas I wonder?

Usually I have a great time ploughing through huge puddles in my Range, but not much 'Sport' this year!

^^^looks like a program coder to me....^^

Hahahaha yeah this only applies to guys that feel the need to compensate for being inadequate in other areas. too many of those around here ummmm....I think she was talking about you mate ! :D I'm not the one driving a Range Rover . You are. True, a Sport in fact. I bought it for my wife for safety...

^^^waffler!^^^

Would WhiteJade like to buy me seafood?
How to answer, without being lewd?
Does the lady quixotic
know oysters are erotic,
and are known eaten best in the nude!

^^thought-provoker^^^

So WhiteJade will meet poetaster
for difference of culture to master,
but seeing westerner bare
Jade pulls out her hair,
it sounds a recipe for disaster!

DPS wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Hahahahaha after one too many bottles of cheap butnvery drinkable bottles of red voni I thought I'd say HIYAAAAAAa



hahahahahahhahahahahaha

And whats the plan for this evening?

well, who says she's not at a brunch right now...?



edit: spelling...again!

Red Chief wrote:Range, wife, Chinese GF... I understand why you love Dubai.

Chief, it's a tough life but somebody has to do it....

oops, my last post was no.666 , I'm glad that Friday 13th is gone already...

Once I sat in the middle of a roundabout miles from home looking at my mobile and knowing I couldn't speak to order a taxi. I walked for ever until I found a pub where I was known and they put me in a cab home.

Getting pished for charity, it's da bomb....

I don't remember it, not quite old enough, but always know you have to study history to know why things and people are the way they are. Our lives have been moulded by the past, not the future. Looking back and understanding the good and the bad is important. Judging is less important than understan...

Chocoholic wrote:ouch is all I can say! I was fine until I actually went to bed, tried to sleep and then the whole room started spinning - I soooooo hate that.

Yep nasty. My room flicks up and down, like a tv set where the hold has gone wrong. I heard other people's rooms spin round like a fairground ride. Weird.

I have heard several times (also in newspapers) here is another problem here. If there is a road accident and you go to help someone who is injured, if they die while you are trying to help them you can end up paying blood money to relatives. It's crazy, and it just makes you think don't go to help,...

i guess the problem is the alchol not the nationality..i dont think u will be aware of ur action when u are drunk ..thats why its not good to drive when u are drunk.. You're not very familiar with normal use of alcohol, now are ya? OFfcourse there are people who can't handle a drink, but a responsi...

Does anyone know of good watch shops in Dubai? I am looking for the brand such as Seiko, Tissot, Victorinox Switch Army, etc... basically the one that make their own machine, not a dress/fashion watch. From my experience in Singapore, a watch shop usually can give better price compared to the outle...

Hi there, Wondered if someone can kindly help me? I am on a visitor visa stamped 6th March 09 and its for 30 days. I am flying back to UK at around 12.20am on 6th April. I've counted the days since the stamp and I think it expires on the 5th April. Do you reckon that immigration could kick up a fus...

I'm just an assertive European that tries to point in the right direction. The majority on this forum however resides in Dubai and they will hopefully have the courage to help you out... Your avatar however doesn't help you out, since it belongs to a Mr. Bora Bora 'caveman' that did not earned much...

This is what I found on another forum: Otherwise you can pick up Czech fire-polished in strands of 50-100 for 10-15Dhs in Bur Dubai behind the gold souk- just make sure you are getting those and not the japanese dipped beads, because they run when wet, or sprayed with perfume. The area is called th...

Some low paid and 'disposable' workers are told 'we keep your passport or we take away your job'. I hope you don't fall into that situation. The companies worry about absconding workers causing problems for them with the authorities, that's the reason, but yes for sure it's illegal now. Good luck.

I'm just an assertive European that tries to point in the right direction. The majority on this forum however resides in Dubai and they will hopefully have the courage to help you out... Your avatar however doesn't help you out, since it belongs to a Mr. Bora Bora 'caveman' that did not earned much...

i guess the problem is the alchol not the nationality..i dont think u will be aware of ur action when u are drunk ..thats why its not good to drive when u are drunk.. You're not very familiar with normal use of alcohol, now are ya? OFfcourse there are people who can't handle a drink, but a responsi...

Hahahaha yeah this only applies to guys that feel the need to compensate for being inadequate in other areas. too many of those around here ummmm....I think she was talking about you mate ! :D I'm not the one driving a Range Rover . You are. True, a Sport in fact. I bought it for my wife for safety...

here is a quote that sums up the western attitude to Dubai, including mine, "Dubai is desperate to be loved. It's the kid at school with parents that bought the best and newest games. You go round, play with them, ignore him because he's boring and don't care if you break anything because its ...