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I sincerely don't believe this will happen in SA either. Just my opinion. Mind you they still are waiting to drive legally....the law against them driving is still in place even though women do drive (but run the risk of ultra-harsh punishment if they commit an offence).
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What a Country!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 2276

My observation: Arab culture: men "air kiss". Lebanese kiss three times, Egyptian 2 times, as do the women. Italian men and women "kiss" on the check when they meet. Asian culture: What I have seen in Dubai goes way over the casual. Asians not only hold hands but I have seen the...
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

30 seconds' on the internet found: http://www.frontpagemag.com/articles/Printable.aspx?GUID={DE9BC115-7388-46A3-8ED9-813BD71AEA25} Islam's Love-Hate Relationship with Homosexuality "A Moslem who is the active partner in sexual relations with other men is not considered a “homosexual”" HAHA...
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

:D
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

Power of attorney is very questionable thing here. You know that notary officer can notarize a document that he knows in presense of the owner. I don't think it's possible to do with UAE document in the UK... Yes of course you're right, the Notary can only do his job if the author of the document i...
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Weird Question, selling a car
Replies: 19
Views: 3407

oh yes......
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

:D

Sir Thomas Sherley(1564–1633)

“For their Sodommerye they use it soe publiquely and impudentlye as an honest Christian woulde shame to companye his wyffe as they do with their buggeringe boys"

(apology for the Middle English!)
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

men kissing each other on the cheeks is not GAY. its a culture thing. when two guys hug is that gay or to show their affectionaite? by shaking hands is that gay? We know that but apparently someone else may have a different understanding (being nice here). Sure. Men kissing men on the cheek or hold...
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

men kissing each other on the cheeks is not GAY. its a culture thing. when two guys hug is that gay or to show their affectionaite? by shaking hands is that gay? You're being silly now :D A public hug between any s*xes without any 'passionate' contact of lips or other parts of course should be acce...
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

Did it look something like this? :thebirdman: :D Reckon so.....I did it to a driver today. I don't bother to look at them, just flip it flat against the side window while passing I reckon it's more infuriating that way. God he deserved it though, if I couldn't have done that, I'd maybe have gone ho...
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

^^^should change the record^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944281

Red Chief wrote:SH,
Why did you change your dandy camel for these weird characters I saw pedominantly on the public toilets somewhere in Hong Kong?


LOL. The camel will be back soon.
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Weird Question, selling a car
Replies: 19
Views: 3407

rudeboy wrote:thumbs down means kill him in Italy :D


haha...yep two thousand years ago.... :D
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

30 seconds' on the internet found: http://www.frontpagemag.com/articles/Printable.aspx?GUID={DE9BC115-7388-46A3-8ED9-813BD71AEA25} Islam's Love-Hate Relationship with Homosexuality "A Moslem who is the active partner in sexual relations with other men is not considered a “homosexual”" HAH...
by Speedhump
Mar 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

30 seconds' on the internet found: http://www.frontpagemag.com/articles/Printable.aspx?GUID={DE9BC115-7388-46A3-8ED9-813BD71AEA25} Islam's Love-Hate Relationship with Homosexuality "A Moslem who is the active partner in sexual relations with other men is not considered a “homosexual”" HAH...
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

Yep, we might be having some rules in place in Holland, just like for marihuana, but that doesn't mean me, myself and Irene, like that kind of gayish behaviour. ;) Ahhhhh the shivers again :lol: Mate, surely you mean you, yourself and Bora Bora... she'll be getting all girly huffy with you now....!...
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

Oh lordy. I just read the entire 4 page thread ( Slow night ) and there are some serious retarted ( sorry but thats what they are )remarks here. The laws being discussed might not be penned or though out very well and everybody here knows 99% of them will never be enforced. So why all the hue and c...
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

Hey, Indian guys walk along holding hands doesn't mean they're gay. Really :shock: I thought that it's even rather natural for young guys who have been living without families in labour camps for years.... :oops: Hm, yep I understand what you're saying. But really, it is also their custom back home...
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

uaekid wrote:if I ever get the finger from anyone, I will make sure that this person spends the rest of his life on a wheel chair. :twisted:


*yawn*
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

hey dudes, a rant is just waiting from me... I'll post after I get back from dubai police... :lol: Looking forward to it ! :D Seriously, if someone endangers my life and the life of my wife and daughter with their idiotic and manic driving, they deserve a lot worse than the bird. If I could catch t...
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

My observation: Arab culture: men "air kiss". Lebanese kiss three times, Egyptian 2 times, as do the women. Italian men and women "kiss" on the check when they meet. Asian culture: What I have seen in Dubai goes way over the casual. Asians not only hold hands but I have seen the...
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai issues list of prohibited public behaviours
Replies: 165
Views: 21407

^^^confuses Stockhausen with music^^^

(edit: simplified wording)
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944281

I gave the finger to someone just once in my years of driving...And lucky meeee who did they turn out to be? Tahariyat (undercover police I guess?). not 1, but 3 in one fricken car!! Took me to the police station, donno how i managed to talk myself out of it but ended up with just a warning. hahaha...
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

Chocoholic wrote:I've toyed with the idea of putting huge spots on the back of my car, so when they tail gate and act like idiots, flick of a swtich and 'bingo' instant blindness.


my god, and how many would they kill while they're blinded....
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

^^^gets fresh daily at Ski Dubai^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944281

but they got the finger!!!! :lol: You only get the finger from small drivers with pittyfull cars... Real cars, like the one i drive....do not require me to give any finger..... The laws of nature applies.... For those of you with toy cars, no disrespect....but size does matter. I laugh when i get t...
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

^^he looks like he doesn't make a lot of sense^^^
by Speedhump
Mar 26, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai Games Lounge
Topic: Write about the person above you!
Replies: 13551
Views: 944281

gtmash wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:Hahahaha yeah this only applies to guys that feel the need to compensate for being inadequate in other areas.


too many of those around here



ummmm....I think she was talking about you mate ! :D
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: reckless driving VS middle finger
Replies: 63
Views: 6657

Robby seems to like watching birds,
and his poem used evocative words,
so it may be last night,
set some people right,
that poetry's not just for the nerds!
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 34168

Thank God that the weekend is here,
no more boss to come bending your ear,
but I'm wondering, in rhyme,
who will have a good time
without filling their bellies with beer?

(me for one :) )
by Speedhump
Mar 27, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: LIMERICKS
Replies: 302
Views: 34168
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