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Red Kite is our poet of choice,
he charms us with his Celtic voice.
His websites will mound,
and his profits abound.
One day he will drive a Rolls Royce!

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I'm 100 percent certain it's not true, but I really can't tell you why. Sorry to be so cryptic.

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Stunning. I've heard great things about Six Senses. I'd still take one of their Maldives villas first though.

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I know someone who would definitely be called to the scene and he wasn't.

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Dummy! My money is my money, I work for everything I get :D I'll be staying to annoy that crappy little UAE kid and his fellow expat haters for a long time yet (as well as having a nice time with the REAL nationals that I actually know). Business is steady and actually getting better again now. Chin...

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benwj wrote:The current airport will close when it no longer has enough capacity.
Imagine London City Airport, with Heathrow waiting in the wings.

So London City Airport is closing?

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^^^^could also think Bora might have a mafia-stye subtext.

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So window overtinting is the fourth likeliest cause of road accidents in the UAE. Even more so than drunk driving. And it's not dangerous?

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What's 'official'?

They were only having a bit of fun, hence it appearing on YouTube.

Yes chilled tune for sure.

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I just wonder who really cares, apart from you who often posts these LOUD messages, and UAE nationals? Concentrate on your own economic crisis, you can buy brand new suits in the UK for seventeen Pounds Sterling. Is that GOOD? I really don't want more penniless losers from the UK here, thanks. Your ...

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^^oooh finish me off first pleeeease

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Bora has promised a pleasing,
or is that lady just all teasing?
Would she really be willing
to give us a thrilling
or would kicks in the nads leave us wheezing?

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"Bora twice" needs a syllable count, Middle lines need to be right amount, Make this a short line, And this ...just like mine! Then , back to original count !! at least my rhymes are always good, UNLIKE SOME, if we take a trip back through your limericks :P by the way your last line is a ...

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"The rules were made to be broken " Take note.......for Bora has spoken !!! She will end up in jail, If that thought does prevail, In Dubai , NO "rule" is a token !!! Nine syllables in the last line again. AWFUL.... If you want to be a pedant, it cuts both ways senõr...... (alth...

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Tell the world just to all stay at home!
To Dubai they do not have to roam!
Tell them keep all their money
or find somewhere else sunny,
tell them atlases they need to comb.

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"7. Driving without a driver’s licence" ---> it's irrelevant for me. having the UAE license doesn't mean no/less accident than without it (example experienced driver who has already other countries' licenses). I had sort of assumed they meant without any license at all, in other words not...

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fair enough!

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That's good then!

Now, anyone know how to go about getting your shiny new ID card enabled for use at the airport e-gates?

I read you can do it at the airport for 150 dhs., but how and where exactly?

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desertdude, LOL at Disco Gardens...do you all get closed down during Ramadan?

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Are you saying he has the fetish or you?

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^^^didn't notice that everyone else has too. This thread was Ok when people did it right.

All this '@' crap is nonsense....if you want to talk to someone specific why not send them a PM

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My pedicurist tells me so.....

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I got an e-gate card in 2005 but it expired long ago. It was useful once the system started working properly but it was pain to get from DNRD so I never bothered renewing it. I'll get my new ID card, which arrived last weekend, enabled for the e-gates, once I find out where in the airport they do it...

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haha.....

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You can bring your desktop PC, the other stuff is so cheap in stores like Plug-ins or Sharaf DG, why bother messing around with voltage converters every time you want to use them. Just buy them when you get here.

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Bora Bora wrote:Errr, maybe there aren't that many people who can afford to be that pretentious??

Hun, people who say it's pretentious to own an expensive but stylish car (we're not talking lime green lambo's) are exhibiting inverted snobbery

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Hi John, With the downturn in building here he may well have upped sticks and gone home. Or more likely moved on to try another country, you Scots are your country's biggest export :D Good luck finding him anyway, I don't know what to suggest apart from making an interesting story around it (maybe i...

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You get authentic 3M tinted film applied by a respectable garage or workshop who give you the 3M written guarantee. If you want to cut corners then take what you get.

How much more simple can it be?

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RK on his hands has much time
to think up each nicely tuned rhyme,
but to criticise Bora
for her rhyming horror
showed a lack of gallantry sublime!

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