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This forum is really boring. Don't see anyone forcing you to stay... Clowns like you make me stay. Never realized I had that much influence on your decision... you have your "what" on my "what"?? Nice to have such intelligent commentary. If you're bored you may leave or contribu...

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Surely the hotel manager must carry the last can....

But this is Dubai. Sorry.

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:knob: You know, I don't actually read these posts any more, I just type something which denigrates this BA chump after them. So in one corner we have this idiot, and in the opposite one we have the crusader moron. Both with dunce hats on and both throwing stones at each other. What a world, that ha...

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Where's the fun in that??? No 'extra' ingredients....? (you missed the point of the cake I think!).

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So what went wrong??

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priceless...thank you my friends, great laughs....

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really busy this week, too busy to deal properly with chumps....

Anyone moaning that DF is boring will just get short shrift from me.....whatever the colour of their underwearski....

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Hard to single something out, but the weather is a huge factor. I love the heat.

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busa wrote:So many wenches so little time,not that i do that sorta thing as i am happily married

mixed messages mate!!

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Yes, my pet goat can wave, bleat various songs and swallow swords! Oh sorry sorry, you were talking about 'children'! Then er no. I just wonder if Bora has own kids. Why it struck me? :) 37,2 La Matin? OK Chief. I get all these attacks you keep making on me. You seem very possessive of Speedhump an...

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I just threw up a little in my mouth......

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Lebanese girls keep a special little figurine made of straw in their purse. If they like you a lot they give it to you secretly, and that's a sign that you can be together. The little figures are made by the mothers and given to the daughters in a nice ceremony when they are 17 (don't know why that ...

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Misery Called Life wrote:@ SH
LOL.....These days if a Lebanese is interested in you she just gives you a shopping list

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An awkward, shy young man asked one of his older, more experienced friends how he was always so successful with the ladies. "It's easy," said the friend. "The trick is to get the conversation rolling. I always start with one of three topics: family, food or philosophy. Any girl in the...

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I see a severe depression heading this way, thunderclouds are gathering..

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With the reported high level of STD's amongst the prossies here you'll be doing yourself that favour anyway

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Slightly off-topic but still funny: Demographics The polite term for Lebanians are "Lebs". There are many more impolite terms. The issue of Lebanese demographics is very complex and is in fact listed as one of the Hilbert problems (which, incidentally, no one can solve). Lebanesians are Ph...

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Bora you could be responsible for my first cardiac arrest.....

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Sickening!

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I don't know. The number of single parent families is still rising, why make it easier for people to split up when one of them gets a little bored. What about the kids? If a legal contract makes a person even slightly more likely to honour their COMMITMENTS to a family then it's a good thing. Now th...

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Websites, forums and blogs in the UAE are monitored of course, like other countries with an authoritarian (or maybe patrician) attitude towards government. You behaved very badly in the eyes of most Emiratis who would be deeply offended by your loudmouthed attitude. It's completely contrary to the w...

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That's true. The 1.3 billion Chinese nation can agree and live in peace but not the few lebs. For every Leb man there are 5 leb girls, no wonder they run away. You have no idea what ur talking about, do you? :lol: Lebanon was established by France as a French Christian colony in the mid east- hence...

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I understand and some people can do that. But I do think that sensible people who maybe have lost their love can still stay together and make a good home for their children (to whom they should want to give all their love and protection) so long as they are not shouting and screaming at each other. ...

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It was anyway a joke so old it had hairs growing on it. You're right, no-one owns it, or whoever did is now not capable of lifting his quill pen to sign a writ for plagiarism

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tell me you don't eat puppies!

also let's hope Robby doesnt chip in here with some lameass joke about YOUR puppies being good enough to eat......

(haha, beat him to it...)

have a great time hun, get to the keyboard to write a few lines between your public facesucking sessions

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ZOMG....crazy lady....let me guess, when you smell newborn babies you want to take a chunk out of them too right??

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Hi RK. How many hours a week do you spend maintaining your sites and the click through agreements to make that money? Also you have to pay for domain names/email addresses yearly and web-hosting every month, right? If people work from 9 to 5 would they have the time to spare to make a bit of beer mo...

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It has to be said, there are some experts here!

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